JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn’t give a fuck that she’s in her 50s….she uses it as some coming of age, right of passage excuse to go more and more hardcore. This is the equivalent of you dudes about to turn 40 saying “I am going to get into the best shape of my life” so you start up fitness, or “I am going to finally get a job and stop being a degenerate who borrows money from my parents to pay my rent”…..you know that big pivotal timeline we’ve set for ourselves to achieve something, only to consistently disappoint ourselves…”this year I’ll make that million”…or “I’ll go on that trip”….or “I’ll launch that project or business”…but you never do…which is why you’e not J.Lo…cuz J.Lo sets targets and delivers….

I guess at 50 her target was to give her tits some shine, rather than that fat ass, cuz they deserve love too…I mean that…and still trying to be jerked off to at 50 despite menopause cuz she’s a go-getter…who knows her loyal crowd will support all she does…but even more so if she looks worth fucking with all that fitness, diet and plastic surgery treatments that rich as fuck people like J.Lo can afford to pull off.

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder why she cropped out her pussy in those white bikini bottoms…was that too slutty for her? Who cares….

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