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2018

03

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

J Lo Booty

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