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Jessica Chastain Vogue Spain Titties of the Day

I guess Jessica Chastain is in a big movie and her PR team is out there getting her as much media hits as they can – because she gets paid bonus money in her contract that more media she does for whatever movie she happens to be in.

I am too lazy to bother looking up her schedule of work she’s overpaid for, but I am into looking at her tits, as are most people who know who she is, because that’s what she’s known for, or maybe reduced to…at 40…after winning awards…her tits…is what matters…

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Jennifer Lopez, Topless Kate Moss, Jessica Chastian in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day


The highlight of J.Lo’s photoshoot for W Magazine’s old tired slut issue is that Kate Moss came out topless, or naked, bringing her tits back to the forefront of the world… where they belong…despite being old, tired, cocaine fueled…she still looks great…

As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer – we gotta love the scam….when it’s girls parading themselves around, sexualizing themselves, all for COMPENSATION…the way it’s been forever…as prostitution is the oldest of professions…yes…

Here are the W Magazine pics…

Kate Moss and a Trans in Women’s Panties….Hot…

And here’s J.Lo cleavage people are excited by because they are deep in the scam – and because J.LO Likes making everything about her…

To see her cleavage: J.Lo’s Cleavage CLICK HERE

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Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day


I wonder if Jessica Chastain’s cleavage on set posing next to an under armour bag – like some weird spokesperson for the brand – is something people are into looking at….because I know there was an era where cleavage was really exciting on big tits – but that era is over thanks to most girls with big tits posting pics of their big tits all fucking day….and I know there are Jessica Chastain fans who think her and her big tits are just wonderful – but in on set paparazzi pics….is just weird, but I guess better to jerk off to from home than in a van on the street corner waiting for cleavage all day – because this is your fetish…

I think it’s pretty shit when we factor in all the sluts we have access to…but I’ll still post it like it matters because I support weird fetishes like this…I find them funny.


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Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day


Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong…

I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit.

So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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Jessica Chastain Half Naked for GQ of the Day

I didn’t know who Jessica Chastain was…or why she was posing her lovely orange head that means she has orange pubic hair…that reminds me that I’ve never tasted Orange pubic hair…cuz orange Pubic hair used to make me gag back when I had the chance to eat it…all jacked up on a whiter than white freckled background with bright red labia in contrast to the pale…making it a mess I didn’t want to explore until I got older and weirder….

But it turns out that she went from being in 1 movie in 2010…to being in 11 movies in 2011…one of which called The Help that she was nominated for an Oscar for….

If that’s not some “Sold my sole to the devil” shit..I don’t know what is…cuz going from out of work…extra on Law and Order…to super star…makes no fucking sense….

But what does make sense is staring at her half naked pics as she’s posing in GQ…

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