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2024

27

Nov

Jessica Chastain’s a Pasty Ginger in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know about you, but the overly white ginger woman still repulses me.

I don’t see a china doll, I see disgusting, creepy, weird and I imagine a dark pink pussy contrasting the orange pubic hair. It’s not sexy.

Then you age it out and you end up with a Chastain is aged out and we’re stuck with some of the shittiest possible THANKSGIVING beach vacation content around…

There was a time we were eager for THANKSGIVING bikini content to come out, because all these lazy, soulless, anti-holiday freaks would use the long weekend to whore down in tropical places…

Here’s the pics of CHASTAIN to remind you where we are at as a society…because THIS is the celebrity bikini paparazzi shit you get…

You deserve better.

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2021

14

Jul

Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Chastain is the actress I always confuse for the fatter and bustier Christine Hendricks…

I probably have early onslaught alcoholic dementia, because I don’t remember shit, but I also have facial recognition blindness, so I can only tell girls apart from their pussies….or what I’d call a gynecological exam…..so maybe if these selfies were less about the cleavage and more about the pussy, I mean we are in 2021 and girls are about pussy lip empowerment over here, the whole “Cleavage” thing is pretty fucking modest, it’s a Godless world, get with the program….maybe we should call her Jessica Chastity belt with her G-Rated smut, but we know that’s not true, because it takes real fucking to get a career in hollywood, no CHASTITY belts will be found in her closet….

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2020

04

Aug

Jessica Chastain’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jessica Chastain, who I always confuse for Christine Hendricks, but who is not as fat or busty from being fat as Christine Hendricks, has reduced herself to the slutty selfie…which is hilarious to me.

I am definitely not from the era of the “Golden or Gilded Age of Hollywood”…where all these degenerates were playing this rich and Glamorous life in their exclusive club of giving each other high fives, not that high fives were invented back then, maybe it was more a pat on the back old boy, for pulling off the scam…manipulating the media through tabloid stories…as they faked not being gay, lesbian, drug addicts, pedophiles and killers….their celebrity carried them…

Sure, some of that still goes on to this day, TMZ arguably the biggest gossip site is owned by Warner Bros, who own basically everything from Ellen to a bunch of other shit they’d never drag through the mud….and I’ve seen both TMZ and Disney first handedly cancel me for stories I’ve put out…the first on Jake Gyllenhall during “Prince of Persia” when I had an altercation with him and he pushed the girl I was with…and the Disney Lawyers aggressively came at me, made other media outlets report their version of the story, where I was not named because why give me press….and the other was when I had a traffic trading relationship with TMZ and said Paul Walker was a sex offender because he was publicly dating his girlfriend at his time of death when she was 16….their relationship started at 16, not that she was 16 at the time of death…but WARNER BROS owned Fast and the Furious Frnachise…CAN”T FUCK WITH THAT…

So it’s all fucking bullshit…

Anyway, I am from an era where the celebrities were still enough of thirsty degenerates to have some “realness” to them, so they weren’t this fantasy version, they were real and they were shit, but they were definitely too good for fans, not on social media with a real account, I mean even when I was FB friends with LOHAN it was under some bullshit name…..

Then the money went to social and all these idiots who would be too good to be part of the movement 2-3 years earlier…are taking slutty mirror selfies, which I am sure they were taking for producers they sext, but not for the people…

So it’s fun to seen 43 year old high paid “stars” bottom feeding…and by fun I mean these people are all fucking pathetic.

Posted in:Jessica Chastain|SFW

2017

05

Jun

Jessica Chastain Vogue Spain Titties of the Day

I guess Jessica Chastain is in a big movie and her PR team is out there getting her as much media hits as they can – because she gets paid bonus money in her contract that more media she does for whatever movie she happens to be in.

I am too lazy to bother looking up her schedule of work she’s overpaid for, but I am into looking at her tits, as are most people who know who she is, because that’s what she’s known for, or maybe reduced to…at 40…after winning awards…her tits…is what matters…

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2017

03

Feb

Jennifer Lopez, Topless Kate Moss, Jessica Chastian in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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The highlight of J.Lo’s photoshoot for W Magazine’s old tired slut issue is that Kate Moss came out topless, or naked, bringing her tits back to the forefront of the world… where they belong…despite being old, tired, cocaine fueled…she still looks great…

As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer – we gotta love the scam….when it’s girls parading themselves around, sexualizing themselves, all for COMPENSATION…the way it’s been forever…as prostitution is the oldest of professions…yes…

Here are the W Magazine pics…

Kate Moss and a Trans in Women’s Panties….Hot…

And here’s J.Lo cleavage people are excited by because they are deep in the scam – and because J.LO Likes making everything about her…

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2016

29

Nov

Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day

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I wonder if Jessica Chastain’s cleavage on set posing next to an under armour bag – like some weird spokesperson for the brand – is something people are into looking at….because I know there was an era where cleavage was really exciting on big tits – but that era is over thanks to most girls with big tits posting pics of their big tits all fucking day….and I know there are Jessica Chastain fans who think her and her big tits are just wonderful – but in on set paparazzi pics….is just weird, but I guess better to jerk off to from home than in a van on the street corner waiting for cleavage all day – because this is your fetish…

I think it’s pretty shit when we factor in all the sluts we have access to…but I’ll still post it like it matters because I support weird fetishes like this…I find them funny.

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2015

12

Oct

Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

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Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong…

I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can

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2014

07

Oct

Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit.

So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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2012

27

Nov

Jessica Chastain Half Naked for GQ of the Day


I didn’t know who Jessica Chastain was…or why she was posing her lovely orange head that means she has orange pubic hair…that reminds me that I’ve never tasted Orange pubic hair…cuz orange Pubic hair used to make me gag back when I had the chance to eat it…all jacked up on a whiter than white freckled background with bright red labia in contrast to the pale…making it a mess I didn’t want to explore until I got older and weirder….

But it turns out that she went from being in 1 movie in 2010…to being in 11 movies in 2011…one of which called The Help that she was nominated for an Oscar for….

If that’s not some “Sold my sole to the devil” shit..I don’t know what is…cuz going from out of work…extra on Law and Order…to super star…makes no fucking sense….

But what does make sense is staring at her half naked pics as she’s posing in GQ…

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