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2020

04

Aug

Jessica Chastain’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jessica Chastain, who I always confuse for Christine Hendricks, but who is not as fat or busty from being fat as Christine Hendricks, has reduced herself to the slutty selfie…which is hilarious to me.

I am definitely not from the era of the “Golden or Gilded Age of Hollywood”…where all these degenerates were playing this rich and Glamorous life in their exclusive club of giving each other high fives, not that high fives were invented back then, maybe it was more a pat on the back old boy, for pulling off the scam…manipulating the media through tabloid stories…as they faked not being gay, lesbian, drug addicts, pedophiles and killers….their celebrity carried them…

Sure, some of that still goes on to this day, TMZ arguably the biggest gossip site is owned by Warner Bros, who own basically everything from Ellen to a bunch of other shit they’d never drag through the mud….and I’ve seen both TMZ and Disney first handedly cancel me for stories I’ve put out…the first on Jake Gyllenhall during “Prince of Persia” when I had an altercation with him and he pushed the girl I was with…and the Disney Lawyers aggressively came at me, made other media outlets report their version of the story, where I was not named because why give me press….and the other was when I had a traffic trading relationship with TMZ and said Paul Walker was a sex offender because he was publicly dating his girlfriend at his time of death when she was 16….their relationship started at 16, not that she was 16 at the time of death…but WARNER BROS owned Fast and the Furious Frnachise…CAN”T FUCK WITH THAT…

So it’s all fucking bullshit…

Anyway, I am from an era where the celebrities were still enough of thirsty degenerates to have some “realness” to them, so they weren’t this fantasy version, they were real and they were shit, but they were definitely too good for fans, not on social media with a real account, I mean even when I was FB friends with LOHAN it was under some bullshit name…..

Then the money went to social and all these idiots who would be too good to be part of the movement 2-3 years earlier…are taking slutty mirror selfies, which I am sure they were taking for producers they sext, but not for the people…

So it’s fun to seen 43 year old high paid “stars” bottom feeding…and by fun I mean these people are all fucking pathetic.

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