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2021

12

Jan

J.Lo Ass In Real Life of the Day

J.Lo Ass In Real Life

J.Lo is some over-achieving demon sent from hell to exploit the hispanic people because she had some hispanic heritage and ran with it when the whole 90s latin movement happened and she needed to get in on it any way she could…it’s basically what people are doing now with the whole Trans thing knowing that the industry needs trans people to cast in trans roles because they’ll get cancelled if they use trans people that aren’t actual trans people because trans lives matter just not on the streets of Brazil where they die of AIDS…

Point being…J,Lo has always been a self promoting scam of a person who had a big enough ass to get the media excited since we’re all a bunch of perverts who like asses, even then, which was an era of big tits…proving that our perversions can be diversified and spread across multiple female body parts.

Anyway, in being a shameless self promoter who may have mainstream success, nuclear mainstream success, I mean this bitch has her hand in more than just A Rod’s ass, she’s also got it in every aspect of the entertainment industry, all while pulling ONLYFANS tactics all these bitches use of “Look at my ass, now pay me”….only in an era where she didn’t end up being a bootleg Kardashian who died getting an ass implant in Colombia…if you know what I mean…

I also hate that she’s showing off her look at 50, claiming she’s all natural, giving girls unrealistic body expectations and not because her body is that good, but because it’s better than most 50 year olds thanks her putting all this focus on it….saying “if you’re not worth jerking off to, you ain’t shit”…so young girls, follow J.Lo’s lead and be hot enough to jerk off to right up until they put you in a home with dementia, it’lll make changing the diapers more fun for the orderlies…assuming her pussy still looks youthful and not like an old glove you found at the back of your closet from the last time you went skiing, 15 years ago…



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