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2023

25

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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