Tight pants are alright considering bitches don’t walk around naked yet. I guess it’s the closest thing we get to seeing them naked, so how can you hate it……

I guess that’d be true if the only girls who wore tight pants were hotties and not big fat slobs who think they are hot since dudes are willing to fuck them because dudes are fucking perverts and they will fuck anything….

Unfortunately, the majority of tight pants being worn these days are on fatties, thanks to the whole elasticity holding them together where button-up pants can’t….

Unfortunately, the majority of women these days are fatties, it’s an epidemic they pretend isn’t an epidemic…but rather body positivity or some shit.

Fortunately, the hotties in tight pants post their tight pants on the internet to amplify their tight pants and not let their tight pants go to waste on local, real life, audiences, you know since internet is real life an what was once called real life is the time spent between real life…..

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