Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

2023

Jan

When I celebrate Tight Pants, which is actually on a daily basis, at least on the days I leave the house and enter the public domain, because bitches they wear tight pants and tight pants look fucking good.

I realize that the tight pants are probably doing some slight of hand style tricks that are misleading, but as far as I’m concerned that’s about as close to naked as we can get, even if she’s actually being held together but he equivalent of PANTS MADE OF DUCT TAPE…I’m not ever seeing them naked, so I’ll take the modified illusion of what they look like naked, their ass roundness, their pussy puff, all while picking up a bunch of bananas in the produce aisle….or while pretending to walk my dog as they bend over to pick up the dog shit….you know, tight pants are versatile and fucking everywhere…

Unfortunately, they are really everywhere, because I am also seeing a lot of dudes rocking the tight pants and they aren’t even GOTH, Gay or Trans…I’m talking fitness dudes who do fitness things and feel that they are best executed in a pair of leggings marketed as compression pants to ensure ultimate fitness..

I used to take issue with dudes in bike shorts, walking around like it’s tour de france, with their bellies out….thinking their fat ass is not benefitting from the spandex so why do they want to put us innocent bystanders through the shit….

NOW, I get the same feeling when other dudes move through life in their leggings and no, it’s not because I get turned on or accidentally check them out thinking their ass belongs to a chick and it makes me question my sexuality….it’s just that men in leggings is twisted, inappropriate and definitely in need of being shamed or outlawed….

So here are some Ladies in tight pants the way the legging was meant to be worn before men tried to jump in the trend and make it about them, those MISOGYNISTS never letting women have their time to shine, just eagerly trying to show off their dick prints like they are pussy prints…..perverse.