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2022

22

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Unfortunately, the only tight pants I have to report back to you on from today’s adventures in the real world were some big fat girl you know was a lesbian, who was walking her dog, despite being o big, making me think she doesn’t do that nearly enough, or celebrates each walk with a cake, which was unfortunately the worst kind of tight pant…..more the tight pant by default because they don’t make pants big enough no not be tight on such a big entity…..

I guess the stars just didn’t align for me, but luckily, there’s a bunch of tight pants posted to the internet, no one people don’t leave their houses anymore, the fake world is just so much more consistent when it comes to tight pants that you want to jack off to, instead of tight pants that you jerk off to cuz they are tight and you’ve put all the effort in propping yourself up behind a mailbox so no notices you, so you don’t want to miss the opportunity….

Here are those tight pants.

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