Kaley Cuoco is apparently not 40 years old yet, which is shocking to me, since she feels like she’s been around forever, she’s only 37….so her pregnancy isn’t as disgusting as I originally thought it was. She’s still fertile, it’s not some weird rich person science experiment pregnancy and that’s unfortunate

I used to call her the girl who killed John Ritter on set, because she was the hot daughter on his 8 Simple Rules show he died on, but it wasn’t because I thought she fucked him to death, but now that I think about it, it’s quite possibly exactly what she did, but they’d never report on that….because if you were on set with a legend like John Ritter, you’d fuck him too.

I like to think the John Ritter sacrifice, that could have been made with her pussy, worked out pretty nicely for her because she went onto The Big Bang Theory and in their final contract each of the cast was locked in for over 100 million dollars each. That’s stupid level of money, you know a lottery win that only happens when you sacrifice a legend to their evil overlord…

She got divorced in June 2022, announced she was knocked up with some Soap Star’s kid last month, that pussy does the rounds or at least did one round that ended with a creampie for the feeling of intimacy.

All that to say, this could be her tit.

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