Kaley Cuoco and her tits may have been responsible for John Ritter’s death on set, before that sacrifice opened her up to becoming the hot chick on the nerd show that made her over 100 million dollars, you know sometimes human sacrifices pay off, at least that’s what ancient civilizations have taught us…

Anyway, she bought some tits, she had a kid, she’s in the sauna, with those fake tits, not necessarily milked filled, but a little warm milk never killed anyone, especially before bed…assuming her milk isn’t toxic….which you really can’t do in this era….

This could be a lot more fun of a sauna if she took the lead from every dude I’ve ever accidentally ended up in a sauna with at gym or hotel or Russian spa and pull her dicks out…

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Fake Titty Kaley Cuoco who I like to blame for John Ritter’s death, you know, since we didn’t have vaccines to blame, or gene therapy back then, it made more sense that the hot chick on set of 8 Simple Rules was responsible for his heart exploding….where was she at the time of his death and did they swab his dick for her DNA…..JUST SAYING….

Anyway, the young 100 millionaire, since after her John Ritter sacrifice climbed the ranks of sitcom star, landing on one of the biggest shows, where the ensemble cast scored a 100 million dollar payout for their final years on the show, which is a lot of money….is now pregnant and old but still pregnant because rich people don’t need to follow the natural course of childbirth, if they want they can just hire some poor bitch to carry the baby for them….

Anyway, in being pregnant…and old..she’s posting up hal;f naked body shot,s which for the ready to drop fetishists is probably hot, even though she doesn’t post the follow-up, more exclusive content of the baby staring back at you from the gates of her cunt.

I figure pregnant sex is the worst type of threesome, but these hormonal bitches sure like to be slutty when pregnant…and old….

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Kaley Cuoco is apparently not 40 years old yet, which is shocking to me, since she feels like she’s been around forever, she’s only 37….so her pregnancy isn’t as disgusting as I originally thought it was. She’s still fertile, it’s not some weird rich person science experiment pregnancy and that’s unfortunate

I used to call her the girl who killed John Ritter on set, because she was the hot daughter on his 8 Simple Rules show he died on, but it wasn’t because I thought she fucked him to death, but now that I think about it, it’s quite possibly exactly what she did, but they’d never report on that….because if you were on set with a legend like John Ritter, you’d fuck him too.

I like to think the John Ritter sacrifice, that could have been made with her pussy, worked out pretty nicely for her because she went onto The Big Bang Theory and in their final contract each of the cast was locked in for over 100 million dollars each. That’s stupid level of money, you know a lottery win that only happens when you sacrifice a legend to their evil overlord…

She got divorced in June 2022, announced she was knocked up with some Soap Star’s kid last month, that pussy does the rounds or at least did one round that ended with a creampie for the feeling of intimacy.

All that to say, this could be her tit.

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Down with the swirl is what people used to call having interracial sex, which I guess is what the woman who killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules is doing in the latest clip from her Flight Attendant series that I guess released an episode last night. I watched the first season because I have nothing better to do with myself in this broke ass covid era of why leave the house now that you have streaming platforms to ruin your fucking soul, in what is probably more expensive than actual cable, as they take on the whole cable model, since everything internet goes to shit……but yeah, she was less annoying than the Big Bang Theory billionaire is expected to be….because Big Bang Theory is fucking annoying and I am shocked when I hear that people actually watched it…..really fucking shocked.

Anyway, she’s been around forever, she got fake tits, she’s getting her fuck on, in what we’ll call written in diversity to appease the woke, not to say she doesn’t do black on blonde fetish born while her ex husband would cuck in the corner.

I don’t think interracial sex is an issue, fuck whoever you want, but they make it a big deal, for virtue signaling or whatever, so when I know racist big networks race bait for their own agenda and profit….pushing wokeness weirdly….it annoys me because they are full of shit.

That doesn’t mean I won’t stare at her rich as fuck tit, cuz I’m staring at her rich as fuck tit because I am.

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I guess Sitcom Queen, who may or may not have been responsible for the death of John Ritter, since it happened on set about 18 years ago, where she happened to be…before officially making her 1000s of millions being the hot chick on the nerd show….is putting her recently or currently getting divorced fake tits to use…and not just because she’s been rumored to be fucking Pete Davidson…

Pete Davidson is a guy I find creepy, but more importantly not all that funny, but in his defence he’s funny enough to pull all the bitches into guys they are told are funny, and I guess also funny enough to make millions, to be some touring comedian, and on SNL who I guess go through tons of comedians and know funny better than some drunk degenerate borderline homeless guy with a site people only check out to see tits, thinking there may be a chance I’ll have some exclusive when you can just go find this shit on instagram….plus I’ve never actually seen him do comedy…since I don’t believe in comedy, laughing is overrated, and I sure as fuck don’t watch SNL…

I don’t know why I am writing about Pete Davidson, or why I even know gossip that she’s potentially dating him, since I’m just an OBSOLETE motherfucker…

What I do know is SPORTS BRA TITS…not personally, or intimately, just what they are…and here they are….

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Kaley Cuoco and the fake tit that Big Bang Theory bought her along with 100 million dollars she’s sitting on in her bank account because that shit was such an overhype pile of shit TV show, that the general public fucking loved it, because they need pile of shit TV shows, to understand them because humans are fucking dumb….and even with Big Bang Theory being killed the fuck off as it should be because it’s the fucking worst….PEOPLE still watch it, there are spinoff shows called Young Sheldon because that character was compelling to the idiot population I guess…laugh at autism….it’s a sitcom….

Well, she’s on a new show called The Flight Attendant, where she plays an alcoholic flight attendant who fucks people and ends up waking up next to a dead guy in Thailand, so she cleaned the crime scene and hopped on the plane because she was that drunk….So now she is on the run, but not really, just prime suspect they haven’t arrested and is on the quest to figure out who the killer is as she gets herself into some bullshit misadventures doing her drunken detective work….

Yes, I’ve watched the first few episodes, I am a mindless retard like you, too lazy to leave the house…with access to streaming apps that I don’t pay for…what the fuck else will I do…

Now, despite her being the girl who Killed John Ritter, and the overpaid Sitcom star, she doesn’t bother me on the new show, and NEITHER do her tits.

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Kaley Cuoco has a sister and she’s in a sports bra doing some sort of workout with her sister that I am sure she mooches off of all the fucking time because that’s the whole point of being a sibling to a rich and famous celebrity…

We haven’t heard much about Cuoco’s sister over the years, maybe she’s kept out of the limelight, maybe I just never noticed she existed because I don’t give a fuck about this overhyped idiot who isn’t even that hot, but was hot enough to play the hot girl on a nerd show who was amongst the nerds, if she was actually hot, it’d be too much of a stretch because hot chicks HATE nerds…unless they are paying for the Only Fans or autographs and comicon…

I will say that I am a fan of celebrity sisters because they get all the perks of being a celebrity, the spill over from the sister, all the great gifts, possibly even houses and other things…all the preferential “Do you know who my sister is” kind of things like free trips just for being her sister….all without having any career, talent, or celebrity…the anonymous unless she has to tell people…it’s being a celebrity without being a celebrity…

Now I don’t think Cuoco’s sister is that hot, but she’s in a sports bra and that’s ok.

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