Kaley Cuoco is super fucking rich thanks to being on one of the dumbest fucking shows on TV. The Big Bang Theory is always in syndication, I’m talking on fucking repeat and I feel like it’s some kind of targeted attack by the powers that be to destroy us at our core, to rip our souls out of us, to brainwash and mind control us through Old and Young Sheldon….I have never seen a full episode because I know that it is warfare, but I have been to old folks homes and to houses of the people I know and they watch this shit incessantly. I am sure if you were to board a plane, half the plane would be watching re-runs of the show they’ve already seen and I know Cuoco doesn’t care, that shit lines her pockets with residual checks, but I care because it represents the fall of man, the implosion of earth, and the collapse of society as we know it. It’s one of the baby steps to the cliff we’re all about to fall off.

Now, Cuoco with her pile of money had a kid at 40, so she’s basically a new mom. She was the hot chick on the dumbest show, so despite being average looking at best, she’s seen as the hot chick she was marketed as, and I guess in order to maintain that reputation, she’s in the gym working on her ass in leggings since she’s old, and despite not watching her in Big Bangs, I’d still watch her in other kinds of bangs…like gang bangs, or just standard bangs, or finger bangs….so here’s the old ass in leggings.

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