I only like paparazzi pics when they feel like paparazzi pics…and by feeling like papaprazzi pics I mean feel like peeping tom pics…cuz the whole industry is such a pile of fucking shit and with the digi cam and cellphone camera taking over….and the fact that all these idiot celebs want to be on the sites and in the mags…they stage the pussy flashes and tit slips and a good old fashioned, unwanted pic, the kind that killed Princess Diana just doesn’t happen….You know when the paparazzi get a bitch as she’s shitting in a field on a road trip…like shit scandals are made of…

So this is as close as we’re getting to that today…creeper through the fence, big ass in tight pants, the John Ritter killer edition.

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Oh god…Comicon’s started….that means tons of low level, nerd targeted actors are going to be dressed in nerd and comic book costumes…cuz it’s the easiest way to make a nerd cum in his nerd pants…I mean that and holding his nerd hand…but who wants to deal with that layer of nerd virgin semen….

I am not a comic book fan, friend, lover, or collector. I hate the shit, and prefer real life, not aspirational characters I wish I was like so that girls would sleep with me and my spandex suit cuz I save the fucking world and can turn nipples to ice and stop time and shit…

It is stupid to me…but it is such a huge market, these people are loyal fucking consumers, so if I maybe it is stupid of me for not being at the event causing raukus….but my fear of these virgin loser collectors coupled with my severe lack of motivation keep me here…

Here’s Kaley Cuoco from that nerd TV show, dressed in nerd shit, hopefully keeping them top rated, thanks to the nerds….

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I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier….

Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious….

This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away….

Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom…

But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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