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2013

03

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Doing Yoga for Instagram of the Day

I have a Yoga Fetish. One so bad that I may even join a Yoga class to look at all the girls, and I’m the kind of guy who can’t walk up a couple stairs without gassing out, pretty much having an asthma attack, leading to heart attack, borderline dying like I was John Ritter…..but I am willing to risk my life so stare at girls in amazing poses, wearing tight outfits….

I like Yoga so much I don’t even notice Kaley Cuoco’s gunt at her ears, I’m just takin’ it all in….I’m not even wondering why bitch got her boyfriend or friend to take this pic, is this a move she’s proud of, is this how she seduces her fans, is she good at this? Is this her version of a selfie, who cares I need more yoga…whether it’s a TV star in the shit or not….

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2012

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day


Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ…

That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

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2012

02

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s Hard Nipples on TV of the Day

Kaley Cuoco- or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds….cuz real babes don’t bother with such easy targets….rocked some hard nipples aiming in a weird direction on TV…and at least a dozen people masturbated to it…cuz that’s what nerds and low grade people who watch this shit do….but hard nipples or not I can’t ignore her weird looking face….cuz she’s not hot….but you probably think she is…loser

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2012

01

Nov

Kaley Cuoco Scary on Halloween of the Day

Kaley Cuoco, or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds…..which is in fact a totally inconvenient name to call her because it consists of too many fucking words….but I got all the time in the world…so here’s the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerd….posting what is probably the worst fucking Halloween picture of all time…wearing a wig, without make up, with bad cleavage, in what I can only assume was one too many glasses of wine decision making….cuz I know she can do better than this…but I guess she figures why bother…nerds are loyal and will like her under any and all circumstances…here’s the pic.

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2012

16

Oct

Kaley Cuoco in Esquire Latin America of the Day

I assume these Kaley Cuoco pics for Esquire Latin America are old, recycled and I am not just saying that becasue I think Latin Americans are second rate citizens who are always a few steps behind, slower to the gate, lazier to produce….and the first to take a break when the boss isn’t looking….I am saying that because the pics look familiar….the “Happy Anniversary” on the mirror seems to be in English….

I guess we’ll just have to wait for her fans to call these pics out for being old you know they will know cuz she’s marketed hard to the nerds and nerds are very loyal…so loyal at least one of them has probably wall papered his wall in these pics….so when he smears his ejaculate on the

But since they are new to me I’m posting them – even if I think she’s overrated and boring…she’s in lingerie.

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2012

18

Sep

Kaley Cuoco Suggestive Dick Sucking with Lacey Chabert for Twitter of the Day


Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.

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2012

05

Jul

Kaley Cuoco See Through Boob Pic for Twitter of the Day

They say this is a see through pic of Kaley Cuoco’s boob, posted on twitter, I say that anyone following Kaley Cuoco on twitter, probably sees boobs in everyday things all the time, it is something that comes with virginity and not having ever touched a boob, that makes all things that are attainable worth fucking….from ripe fruit to cold cuts…wet towels to couch cushions….because I’m looking at these pics of the hot girl amongst nerds…who is never hot cuz hot girls are too busy hanging with guys on steroids with tribal tattoos….and I don’t see shit….put your virgin loser nerd who lives at home with your mom playing RPG and other socially awkward games like finding the proton..glasses…and let me know if you do.

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2012

26

Jun

Kaley Cuoco in Maxim Australia July 2012 of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is some awkward body who is pretty much past here prime, but when she was in her prime, she was so good she killed off John Ritter…now she plays the hot chick amongst the nerds, when everyone knows the hot chick amongst the nerds is just hot because of the company she keeps, and that real hot chicks are out rocking modeling contracts and fucking rich dudes….I guess that’s just TV’s realistic and believable lie….nerds don’t actually talk to girls…..you know all too much about that….but Maxim Australia decided she was worth doing a photoshoot with and since she’s a beacon of hope to all you virgin losers I figured her pics were worth posting…..

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2012

27

Apr

Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot…..

Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

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2012

25

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Kayley Cuoco would be better off not posting bikini pics of her sitting as her gut hangs over her bikini like a drunk mom at a resort who hasn’t done a situp since before she had the kids, but she sure has taken a liking to booze, cake, pie and all things that give her a moment of pleasure in the hell life she’s designed for herself…not that Kaleye Cuoco’s life is hell, she’s on a huge show about nerds, where she plays the hot chick, who has leniency in her hotness, cuz lets face it, nerds don’t care if your stomach is toned….but I do…you pig.

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