I just had a few close encounters of the tight pants kind in a matter of minutes between each, which was convenient because it’s Tight Pant Tuesday!

It’s one of those stars aligning for a not very ambitious internet loser, where other people feel as though God is looking out for them when they sell their first script, land their first big deal, maybe find their soul mate, if that even exists, it does, I’m a romantic, I just married for free rent, and not on a very nice place but it works, but yeah, some people think the stars align for them when they have their first kid, when they win the lottery, or when they win at something they worked really hard for and were about to give up and I’m over here low ambition, easy to please, just happy three or four girls in tight pants walked by me while I was sitting on a bench outside a coffee shop!

In each of these tight pant encounters, I looked straight for the cunt, to make sure that I could see it, since some girls don’t have fat pussy lips, and their more modest vaginas aren’t visible, which is disappointing to the spectator, but still a fun dance, almost like a shitty tiktok dance, with no chance of going viral or getting rich, that involves looking at the cunt, looking at the face to ensure I can look back at the cunt, and being unassuming, or someone that people find offensive or gross, they ALWAYS look the other way!

So the life lesson here is to be as undesirable as possible and you too will be able to look at cunt in tight pants like the unsung anti-hero you are!

Or you can just look at the self produced tight pant content uploaded to the internet in hopes the undesirables sign up for their subscription site!

Free previews work for me!

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