Dove Cameron is some freakish super famous child star who I guess came out of Disney, which isn’t rally saying much, since Disney owns basically every media company out here, so anyone who works is working for Disney, but either ways, she’s a dark energy that seems like she’s suicidal most of the time, convenient, since her dad apparently off-ed himself too, you know, happy uplifting talent needed to keep the kids on their SSRIs!

Her captions are weird, her photos are weird, and her NUDES are clearly pretty fucking weird!

Maybe she thinks this is high concept, the bouquet in focus with her out of focus in the reflection, but it reminds me of something I’d buy at the flea market to put on the wall in my trailer park home, you know classy for trash, not that trailer parks are trash anymore, all the Gen Z kids are living in 100,000 dollar vans, it’s the future or whatever!

Anyway, the point of the story is that this is some backpages caliber escort agency website nude, but she is nude, you can’t see bush or pussy lips or any of that good stuff, but it’s a nude, it counts, fuck you!

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