If you can’t see the ridge of the asshole through a pair of pants, then are they really tight enough?

Luckily, if you leave your house, and I’ll assume you do, because I wouldn’t hang out with some simp cuck fucks that are scared to leave the house, even during a pandemic, life is short, you’re going to die anyway, might as well not be a fucking pussy about it.

I am going to assume that you have pre-existing conditions and you just don’t fucking care, TAKE ME OUT MOTHERFUCKERS, you know instead of a hazmat suit, ventilator mask…

Your idea of plastic sheets is to make the clean-up from dirty sex that went south with a hooker not as a tool to hug your granny…

So you know, since you’re not a clown in this clown world that they are trying to present to us as normal, that TIGHT pants are fucking everywhere, almost to the point of so tight, why even wear pants at all, which will be the near future, but until then, here are some tight pants you won’t see outside, since they probably don’t live near you….but when you go outside you’ll see a bunch of tight pants that you’d assume are too tight to wear to work, but since you can’t tell a bitch how to dress, that would be toxic masculinity or the patriarchy, we just let them wear their slutty outfits to work. EVEN professionals like bankers, lawyers, doctors, rock tight pants to the job….because everyone is a slut, and I’m here to look at them.

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