Dude, the fat ass squeezing into the tight pants is one of the greatest feat of man when it comes to lazy content production for the internet.

Imagine there was a time when girls had to leave the house, go to agents and managers, who would broker deals with them, whether mainstream work for brands or producers, or porn shit…even strippers who toured had a team…and had to go to meetings by day, travel by day, do public relations with the people hiring them, get on set, or to the event, perform….and get paid 60-90 days later…

When all they had to do was film themselves pulling tight pants over their big asses….

That’s all people need, so why bother trying harder than that…THESE GIRLS HAVE FIGURED IT OUT…lazy content gets you paid oftentimes more than actually hard work….

Now, Tight pants are more than just tight pants being pulled over an ass, tight pants are a style or a trend, leave your house they are everywhere, and I fucking love it, because seeing a pussy on a stranger who would never let me see her pussy, through her pants, makes menial errands more eventful.

I celebrate tight pants.

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I started watching some Amazon documentary on Von Dutch because life fucking sucks, is not as exciting as it should be, with all this COVID lockdown shit, vaccine mandates and passport shit, it’s hard to just throw down like the mid 90s degenerate I was in my prime, so instead I watch shows about it….WE ALREADY LIVE IN THE METAVERSE.

The moral of the first episode was some key advice that you may or not already know, but that could help you make a billion dollar brand of your own down the line, that I won’t expect a percentage of because I’m repurposing some other motherfucker’s mantra….which is….”CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…

I repeat “CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…..so instead of trying to invent a dress with titty holes and pussy holes to workaround the nudity laws, for the ladies into nudity…the answer is to do BASICS, things people always had, always wanted…t-shirts, sweatshirts, jeans, hats….RALPH LAUREN shit…

Which is probably why I do this TIGHT PANTS post, not because I know fashion, style, or any of that shit, although I did used to sell DRUNKENSTEPFATHER T-SHIRTS that I was terrible at mailing out, like the piece of shit I am, so I apologize if I robbed you, it was 15 years ago, and I’m a drunk…it wasn’t intentional.

But yeah, tight pants are classics, never go out of style, appropriate for all generations since the dawn of time, until the end of time, which may come sooner than later, thanks to the whole END OF THE FUCKING world, we already live in the METAVERSE, I spend my nights smelling my wife’s dirty asshole from across the room on Amazon Prime instead of pissing myself in a stripclub with TITS IN MY FACE….where did it all go wrong.

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When you think of tight pants, you may think about yeast infections, because I assume there’s been enough yeast infections caused by pants too tight being worn one day too many before being jacked up inside a bitch.

When I think of tight pants, I think of all the pussy I wouldn’t otherwise see at the grocery store, facing me..some pudgy and pillow-like, some thinner and less aggressive but still there…and it makes choosing the 5 lbs of potatoes over the 10 lbs of potatoes far better….I mean everything is better when pussy is involved..

I don’t know what motivates women to walk around with their pants so tight that I can see their pussy, it’s probably a style thing, a trend, and people just don’t know how to break free from the MATRIX they are dialled into…you know HIVE MIND SHIT to keep us all distracted….but for a pervert like me, who has been looking at the crotch of pants of women for decades, it’s almost a system overload…but I KNOW I can handle it….I am up for the challenge.

So here’s some tight pants, because they are on the internet as well as the grocery store, because the internet is where the real perv shit happens, hence the appeal of the metaverse by losers who hate real life…while I am a full fucking activist or advocate for REAL life…it’s far more hilarious.

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In this divided world where everyone on the internet is fucking crazy, picking fights with each other, while the media pushes watered down, easy to digest, easy to understand divisive content…like trying to convince people things that aren’t racist are racist, and other crimes against humanities..

In this divided world where everyone in REAL life, off the internet, is living in this weird self involved bubble, where they are too scared to get cancelled or be associated with people who get cancelled because their like their lives and fear losing it, so they best comply….

In this segregation era of vaccinated vs unvaccinated, censorship across the board, manipluation of our minds through evil TECH AI…where we are no longer actual humans but some weird hybrid being of consuming retards…

BUY BUY BUY….shit you don’t need to fit in with idiots who are too busy looking in the damn mirror…or selfie cam…idiots…

BUT we can all agree that TIGHT pants are the most important thing that has happened in modern tech, modern trends, modern everyone being a fucking drone sheep fuck just trying to fit in…

Because ladies wear tight pants everywhere they go and I get to look at their assholes through their tight pants…

I mean just a minute ago, I was outside and saw TWO tight pant wearing moms, full fucking ass and pussy exposed, and they were fucking moms…

When I was a kid, the only moms who dressed like that were the stripper moms married to the drug dealing dads…the rest were all fucking wholesome….BORING.

Modernity may be shit, but TIGHT PANTS…they is great.

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Tight Pants may be northing new. You know your slutty mom probably has slutty mom stories from before she was a slutty mom and just a slut…where she’d soak her jeans to squeeze into them to make sure they are tight as fucking possible…but jeans in the 60s and 70s were about an inch thick and you’d never see the fucking asshole from the right positon…so the intention was there, but the technology wasn’t…

Then there’s the whole fact that sluts of the past used to just fuck a lot of dudes whether in the bar scene drunk, or with the football team sober…it’s not like slutty girls are a new thing….it’s kinda of part of the fabric of society….so those tight pants girls wearing tight pants for style and tight pants for attention were not posting spread ass pics in the tight pants on photocopied posters they put up on every lamp post like a missing cat poster.

If anything, you’d see the tight pants and think, Damn, I like tight pants on the right bitch…but you’d never see their spread pussy through the tight pants…the fabric didn’t allow it and the general behavior of sluts didn’t go down like that.

I can happily say we’ve evolved as a people in the right fucking way, because seeing tight pants everywhere are go, coupled with tight pants every where I look, in poses that outline the full fucking labia….is a win for mankind…and they say we’re falling apart as a society..>CLEARLY they aren’t paying attention to the tight pants.

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Tight Pants are Romance…and I fucking love Romance…even though Romance is dead and everything has become graphic, instant gratification clickbait nonsense, why give a build up, a story, build the characters, make us care, make us feel any emotion when they can just throw us the throat fucking…

But tight pants…they are my version of romance, mainly because I have a romantic relationship with every single pair of tight pants that I see….you know, first I playfully exchange glances with the tight pants, once our eyes lock, I gingerly lick my lips, love songs blasting inside my head, knowing that it’s no one else can hear the songs, I do my best rendition, hoping the tight pants hear and know that I am the kind of guy who will bring them breakfast in bed after we spend our first night together….only to throw them to the curb a few hours later because there are so many fucking tight pants out there I can’t just commit to one, it would be a crime against romance to be monogamous with the tight pants…because I’ve got enough romance to give all the tight pants out there and there’s a lot of tight pants out there.

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I like to think we live in unprecedented times, not because of the whole COVID lockdowns, the whole MASKING, the whole VACCINE campaign being mandated on people, thanks to other people being brainwashed into thinking anyone who doesn’t get a shot that isn’t proven, experimental and that has no recourse or liability that people can sue over….where healthy people are being told they could be sick, where people are scared of healthy people, all thanks to some bullshit testing mechanism that lied about the numbers…I guess those are unprecedented times too….far more important than the unprecedented times I was going to go into in this TIGHT PANTS posed….

The unprecedented times I was going to go into about TIGHT PANTS because never before has there been an era where the average woman of any age is so connected to her “online” life, in her cellphone selfies, that they’ve produced so many nudes starring themselves, for their boyfriends, their online dating, their instagram feed, their monetization platforms….we are surrounded by girls who have countless nudes on their phones….

So when they go out in public, they don’t think twice about wearing pants where you can basically see the full shape of their assholes…you know not even just cameltoe but rather FULL FUCKING anus…..it’s pretty exciting times…unprecedented times…where if you leave your house you’ll most definitely see PUSSY definition…or more…from someone you never met, spoke to, and who probably would never give you the time of day, but at least you can see their CUNTS…

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It’s funny when you see them say that the FRAGILE MALE EGO is why men are pretending to be masculine, because they are trying to be macho, you know because they are insecure, basically trying to shame men out of being men….pretty hilarious….

It’s clearly an effort to destroy men from channeling their male energy and being men, as they were born and raised to be, you know the protector of their family, wanting to procreating and spreading their seed or some shit….

That doesn’t mean they are rapists, or brawlers, or whatever, but they’ll pretend it does, even though being a man is not a BAD thing….chicks fucking LOVE male energy…t

So as they spin it…to make men think they are rapists for jerking off to hot bitches…or wanting to fuck hot bitches….which women are clearly excited to be as they wear their tight pants everywhere they go….

So the real fragile male is now self censoring themselves and repress their natural given testosterone….that is being reduced and attacked from the hormones in the foods, the pollution in the air, the lack of fitness…the chronic masturbation…you know the deal…

So don’t be ashamed of looking at the tits or TIGHT PANTS….that’s all I know…if you’re a dude, into that shit, that’s fine…I mean girls realize it as they turn themselves into nothing but jerk off material every day.

The fact we need to have conversations about this, is just evidence that society is doomed.

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In a world where romance is dead, everything is a throat fuck and a creampie for that exchange of the human lifeforce, the only thing that remains romance is tight pants, cuz every time I see an ass hugged by spandex, I think….OH that’s romantic, let’s make a candlelit dinner, read some poetry, maybe even write and perform a love song, even an interpretive dance, that ends with me ejaculating on those tight pants….in my own kind of creampie to know we are in love…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve left the basement for 15 minutes today and saw two incredible hot bodies in basically spandex outfits and I said…this is quite fucking lovely, isn’t it….too bad the rest of the world is terrifying and apocalyptic.

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As much as I hate the way the people of society have been so conditioned an indoctrinated by people who view them as livestock, so I can’t really blame them for it, especially when a side effect or symptom of the the loss of personal identity and transition to slave includes hot trends like TIGHT PANTS and POSTING slutty content on the internet…I mean that’s a cool thing right…

It’s just too bad that it comes with people so committed to the religion of the memes and content they are sold….to the point where if you show them a video of someone being murdered, but have a Kardashian or Anderson Cooper say “that person died from suicide”….they’ll all turn their back to what their own eyes have seen and say “did you see that guy who killed himself”…this is broken telephone and not just a Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon..I confuse those two puppet cunts….but you know what I am saying…DUMBING down of the people..

SO it’s funny all the proven therapeutics that the social media sites are censoring and suppressed are 3-5 dollar medical treatments…which I guess doesn’t give the people invested in this shit the same financial return they want….hilarious right…

I saw that “HORSE PASTE” can’t be patented because it is found in nature or is of “God”…or even funnier an ashtma steroid that I’ve been prescribed multiple times over the years of being a chain smoker who lives in a moldy basement…a basic lung steroid for ashtma…is not approved for early COVID treatment…all to push some vaccine making people billions of dollars…despite it also HURTING peoople.

There are doctors being fired because of this shit….even though there have been multiple peer reviewed studies on the shit…

So you can’t deny people are dying, information is being censored…yet the people want MORE CENSORSHIP…. people hopping onto the whole smear campaign against therapeutics…like actors…and Howard Stern…because they are fucking EVIL and want people dead.

But at least they’ve got girls to pose in their hot tight pants, we need to visuals….

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