I started watching some Amazon documentary on Von Dutch because life fucking sucks, is not as exciting as it should be, with all this COVID lockdown shit, vaccine mandates and passport shit, it’s hard to just throw down like the mid 90s degenerate I was in my prime, so instead I watch shows about it….WE ALREADY LIVE IN THE METAVERSE.

The moral of the first episode was some key advice that you may or not already know, but that could help you make a billion dollar brand of your own down the line, that I won’t expect a percentage of because I’m repurposing some other motherfucker’s mantra….which is….”CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…

I repeat “CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE”…..so instead of trying to invent a dress with titty holes and pussy holes to workaround the nudity laws, for the ladies into nudity…the answer is to do BASICS, things people always had, always wanted…t-shirts, sweatshirts, jeans, hats….RALPH LAUREN shit…

Which is probably why I do this TIGHT PANTS post, not because I know fashion, style, or any of that shit, although I did used to sell DRUNKENSTEPFATHER T-SHIRTS that I was terrible at mailing out, like the piece of shit I am, so I apologize if I robbed you, it was 15 years ago, and I’m a drunk…it wasn’t intentional.

But yeah, tight pants are classics, never go out of style, appropriate for all generations since the dawn of time, until the end of time, which may come sooner than later, thanks to the whole END OF THE FUCKING world, we already live in the METAVERSE, I spend my nights smelling my wife’s dirty asshole from across the room on Amazon Prime instead of pissing myself in a stripclub with TITS IN MY FACE….where did it all go wrong.

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