I don’t know why I’ve always got weird vibes from Katy Perry, she just always seemed like a bit of a hack or a scam, someone not talented enough to have all that success, but who managed to get all that success anyway….she has made STUPID fucking money…but watcher her on stage has always been so clunky….

I am sure my analysis of Katy Perry’s talent really has an impact on her winning at fucking life, I am insignificant…but I am still allowed to have an opinion…even if no one reads it.

I have always just reduced Katy Perry to her big tits, because despite loving all tits, tits of ALL sized, I don’t discriminate tits…and I am sure other people have too…because you have to be a weirdo to be into Katy Perry music.

I was in an UBER once on the day Katy Perry was dropping her new album, it was a bunch of years ago, but the UBER driver was a chick and she was so fucking happy, EAGER to hear the new album and my luck meant I got in the car 2 minutes before it dropped…meaning for 20 minutes I had to listen to the shit while realizing this bitch has legit psycho fans…what a fucking weird fucking world…this celeb worship over lame fucking music…but good for Katy Perry pulling the scam…

Now that you know where I am coming from, thinking Katy Perry is a clunky, awkward scam of a celebrity with shitty music that people love….I will say…

Shit, she must be eating stem cells from the fucking placenta of her birth, because she’s looking 10 years younger than she looked 5 years ago….HOW does that happen.

I will also say that if you go to VEGAS, and you don’t dress in an ELVIS jumpsuit, then you are shit…

So I love that she’s made her own version of it, even if I think everything else she does is the worst…BECAUSE…I am an Elvis fan…and a titty fan….just not a Katy Perry fan…

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