Tight pants are some new and exciting thing, I am sure your mom and even your grandma have stories about squeezing into tight pants because like all women, they are sluts….because I remember stories from moms when I was growing up about wearing their jeans wet, in an era before stretch fabrics, you know back when they traveled to the fucking moon, yet hadn’t figured out spandex…believable story you liars…but clearly it feels nice to believe the lies..

Tight Pants are a little more exciting than they used to be thanks to the thinness of the tight fabrics being used, you know comfort is king and the thinner the fabric, the tighter the stretch, and the tighter the stretch the better the ass looks….which is why so many fat bitches in leggings have visible underwear…they’re just stretched out harder than a mom of three with two fists up inside her as she discovers her sexual self through dating apps with weirdos who watch too much porn.

Tight pants are pretty much everywhere, it’s not a bad thing, cuz you can basically see full pussy, clit and labia and all…and knowing the fatness of a pussy of a stranger seems to be fulfilling for whatever reason….so here’s some tight pants to contribute to the trend and keep it alive…

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I am pretty repetitive on this shit, in part because I post tight pant galleries every week that no one gives a fuck about and there’s really not that much to say about tight pants, except that they are fucking everywhere…

For example, I was in a grocery store yesterday and some cunty old bitch in her diaper mask was in a pair of leggings, she was seriously in her fucking 70s and rocking that cameltoe as hard as she could, probably to feel something…anything…after a few kids, menopause and basically being on the brink of death…

I also saw another old lady, probably in her 50s or 60s in a pair of bike shorts on a park bench, so I posted up to see when she’d stand up to see just how big her pussy was…they say that the ears, nose and feet keep growing after death…or is it fingernails and hair that keep growing after death…I haven’t housed a dead prostitute’s body yet, so I don’t know….but I was curious to see if the pussy still grows after the sex appeal is dead…

So basically, tight pants aren’t for young and hot, it’s for everyone, and that’ not necessarily a good thing, but at the same time, tight pants are…so here’s a few girls in tight pants showing off their tight pants…because what the fuck else are they to do.

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I was going to say that we live in the era of tight pants, but the reality is we just live in the era of whores….

The one thing that unites all women, no matter size, age, race, biological gender, religion, tit size, weight, ass size, socio economic status, richness, poorness, celebrity level, instagram follower level, number of dicks they’ve had level…is that they are all exhibitionist attention seekers who basically mimic the baboon in the wild, with it’s swollen pussy put on display for all the males to see and get excited enough to impregnate them…you know, to keep the species alive..

The question we must ask is why all women of all ages are interested in being jacked off to or sexualized…whether they are judges, lawyers, doctors, or housewives who fuck the tennis pro….they’re all in tight pants as often as possible, putting their ass on display for attention or maybe because on a genetic level, they feel our society is doomed and we need to re-populate as fast as possible before it’s too late…but what do I know….NOT MUCH….I know nothing….I just stare at the tight pants.

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I may have mentioned this before, but throughout the pandemic, there was a line-up outside of the Lululemon store, where girls, we can assume with confidence, were waiting to get themselves a pair of tight pants from the Yoga Pant emperors of the world, who along with American Apparel started this new generation of tight pant wearers, knowing their asses looked far better and less lazy than they did in their oversized sweatpants they used to wear…we’re talking to you Juicy Couture…

I realize that Yoga Pants and Leggings have been popular for over 15 years, but I guess that just means that every girl, every where, sees tight pants that make their asses look good, as a necessity…a STAPLE if you will..one so important that they’d risk COVID for that shit…not that COVID really exists…but they tell us that it does and last I checked the yoga pant, legging, hot ass making pants weren’t an essential item…even though THEY ARE ESSENTIAL items…

We’re at the point in our life, where you won’t be able to leave your house, not to walk the dog, or piss in a public park, without seeing TIGHT pants, on Asses…so here’s our tribute to all girls…basically EVERY SINGLE GIRL out there who has her tight pants on to show off her ass…..

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I was just in line behind some girl in tight pants for about an hour, she was trying to figure out how to download an app and I thought the whole thing was crazy since she was likely 20 years old, which as it turns out made being in line behind her for an hour far more interesting than if she was a similarly dressed 45 year old mom trying to dress youthful, fit and instagrammy like they were Kate Hudson…

For the hour I was behind this girl, I counted her pull her pants out of her cunt 23 times ….because they were just so tight and I guess irritating to her pussy…but it could have been a least infection, or any other STD, these young people are fucking perverts….

In conclusion, Tight Pants were the highlight of my day…

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Tight Pants are nothing new, but they are fucking everywhere thanks to girls being narcissistic shameless fucks who want you to see their assholes….through their pants cuz they’re not sluts…unless you’re paying for their premium content…

The tight pant is now the athletic pant, so if you’re a fat bitch pretending to work out, or a mom pretending to still be hot, you just squeeze yourself into these form fitting outfits and give boners to the guy bagging your groceries, you know to feel good about your gross whore self….

I am not against Tight Pants, this is not a war on tight pants, this is a celebration of all the tight pants out there cuz girls in tight pants being shameless makes being alive semi-interesting….or more interesting than when they wore ill-fitting pants like they did in the 90s…

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Tight pants really hold shit together…

If you leave your house now that COVID is over and you don’t need to be a prisoner scared of living life….or going outside because there’s a big scary virus that kills old people out there …and if you don’t wear some bullshit made in china fabric mask…you’ll get it and spread it to EVERYONE….it’s really been a lame pandemic, not nearly as hollywood worthy as it should be, but I am a believer that we’re just getting started…the best or worst is about to come…because you’ve all been such good rule followers and they know how far they can take this shit…even after the government officials your tax dollars pay for LIED to you…about your tax dollars creating the very same virus that you’re scared of…

Not to talk about COVID, but without COVID, I don’t know if the tight pants would be as prolific, since every girl is in her activewear, comfort clothes, atheleisure as they call it….and in doing that…they are basically showing the world their full pussy print, or pussy definition, or pussy shape…making the tight pants all the more interesting…

So tight pants are nothing new…but they are fucking everywhere and often times they are tight enough to show the fucking anal ridges caused by anal sex fissures on the kind of girls who are into big things in their ass…which is apparently all girls…as someone who remembers the anal sex negotiation with girlfriends….or strangers…the only girls into it were Catholics…oh how the times have changed…

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Tight pants are the most magical pant…unless you’re a fat fuck and the motherfuckers are squeezing you so fucking hard your hemorrhoid implodes and you no longer…and just like that…a pain in the ass to last a lifetime…but when I look at these tight pants I don’t think of myself in tight pants, since all pants I wear are tight, I like to size down because it makes my genital print more offensive to the onlookers…when I think of tight pants I think of hot chicks in tight pants…even though I know ugly chicks wear them too…it’s the inclusivity thing…ugly people don’t think they are ugly anymore….too bad right…more reason to wake up and go back to bullying people, we all hate each other based on big catch all broad stroke reasons…let’s go back to hating each other on an individual basis…like cuz you got an ugly face…when and why did we give ugly people the right to join the good looking club….it makes no sense…the good looking people would never allow that…clearly the ugly people just overthrew them and they couldn’t fight them off cuz there are so many uglies….

YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING…not all tight pants are created equally, but I would cum on them all equally…I mean what else would the point of having a penis be…RIGHT? RIGHT…I know…

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I have left the house in the last year because I like to believe covid is a government population control initiative that is not based on science or logic….and in leaving the house I have realized that the slutty that you see on the social media channels for attention has trickled down into the mainstream and they actually dress like the thirst traps girls post…because I guess the thirst traps get more and more hardcore as time goes on, I mean how do you know what girl to follow if they all post the same shit, you need to stand out, breakthrough, be a disrupter, you know…and in doing that, the entire spectrum of slutty shifts in a more slutty direction…so that outfits that were racy or reserved for strippers in a decade ago are being worn by moms…and instagram activists will be protesting the toxic masculine male for getting in the way of their pussy lip gripping videos they post on reddit to be allowed on Instagram…where Zuck will be personally doing the “deleting”…he’s into that shit…you know when you’re a 40 year old virgin…controlling the accounts of all the hot chicks is great for the ego and I know what you’re saying…ZUCK is married…but have you seen his wife?? The Chinese Spy praying on the aspergers “Tech genius” who really wasn’t all that genius…what he did already EXISTED…he just had the money to brain wash you idiots…cuz you are so retarded…but I am retarded too…

Anyway, girls don’t only put on the tight pants for internet, they do it for real life, which I guess is not really seen as real life anymore, getting off the screen is the SIMULATION….and in that SIMULATION I saw three full pussies thanks to tight pants…so I’m a fan and here are some tight pants..

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Tight Pants are pretty fucking ridiculous…at least the level of viral that tight pants have managed to achieve…and I know tight pants aren’t all that new…they were worn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and today….I get that…but there was a time when laidback leisure wear was loose fitting, sloppy looking, and designed for periods…but now…it’s about showing the world your clit through your pants…

I tend to not leave the hose but when I do, I’ve seen more and more internet outfits, because I see the tight pants incessantly on the internet, which I useually just reduce to girls trying to get attention, to get followers, so that they can live their best Kardashian influencer bullshit virtual existence…you don’t look like that in real life you photoshopped bitch…your followers are real you fake follower buying bitch…but let’s ignore real life for this second life that is now the first life cuz no one cares to jerk off to you in real life….I think it’s called CATFISHING…

Anyway, I left the house, I saw the tight pants, it was pretty outrageous and I don’t really know how dudes aren’t jerking off to everything they see in public, but maybe they just go home to deplete themselves of all their testosterone, because these tight pants are outrageus…and these girls with their whole DON’T SEXUALIZE me…then why are you basically in a thin second skin for me to see your gateway to your soul…if you don’t want me to sexualize you…not to mention your LINKTREE in your BIO tells me another story…but I guess the hope is that everyone turns gay or is gay….they are working on the programming…but some of us old timers aren’t gay yet…so in that…we biologically CANNOT not SEXUALIZE you….losers…hot tight pant wearing losers…except when you’re fat…in which case you should learn that not all trends apply to fatties…even if they pretend they do on the internet…that crossover not’s a good one….

So here are some tight pants.

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