In an era where comfort is king, whether you’re working at home or just a lazy degenerate pervert like me, who hasn’t had a job is 20 years and who at the time, when people had this concept that soiled sweatpants are gross and not just because of the smell or stains but because at the time they made you look like you had given up, while I had not entirely given up on life…I’m still here…but I sure as hell wasn’t interested in giving up comfort of sweatpants…even if they made other brain washed idiots think that 2 pm sweatpants wearing was for the homeless, obese, and poor…which I guess I am…but you get what I am saying and that is that sweatpants were seen as some low class shit…but now that people are lazy trashy fucks…they all wear sweatpants too….only since women are also self conscious sluts who want to look their best…their sweatpants are skin tight….so you can see their cunts…making the whole lazy slacker in comfy pants easier to jerk off to…

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I know that there was a life before TIGHT PANTS were fucking everywhere, but that’s not a life I am willing to revisit, in part because I wasn’t the ultimate human I am now, you know after figuring out how to game the system by running a website that no one reads, visits or advertises on…you know the real fucking wins…

But I guess girls have historically always been exhibitionists who want to show off their asses in tight pants, it’s some primal instinct of wanting to look good enough to get fucked by the alpha in the room…animalistic shit….even if they don’t actually want to get fucked while parading around the internet in their tight pants like some sort of harlet….the brain is wired to get off on doing it….on a subconscious level..

So now, as girls compete for likes and follows, the tight pants is standard fare, and you can leave your house, or not, and see so much tight pant….so tight what’s the point of even wearing pants..and that’s always fun.

Tight pants should make you want to dance.

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Hey motherfuckers, let’s do that Tuesday TIGHT pant dance, that unlike other dance, doesn’t involve obnoxious dancing monkey like you’re Ellen, kind of interpretive, trying to be high brow, while really just being an asshole, acting all in touch with your body and your surroundings, and the rhythm of your heartbeat or some shit, because like poetry or SLAM poetry, dancing is idiotic…BUT tight pants aren’t…

This Tight Pants Dance, is more about why Pants are Pants and not PANCE..while staring at girls being slutty in their tight pants, to let you know just how tight the pants are, because they are pretty fucking tight…

Second layer of skin pants…which for someone like me, who grew up in an era of ill fitting Khakis and saw the advent of leggings, but never saw full asshole ridges peeking out of said lettings, because girls wore oversized sweaters…it was a simpler time…but clearly a less fun time because staring at bitches showing off their bodies shamelessly in tight pants because tight pants aren’t NUDES….but rather socially acceptable fashions….that are very trending and in style because when you can’t post a nude, you gotta post it’s closest best friend…and the tight pant is the nudes closest best friend…

So these non nudes are still seen as slutty to me, which is why I post them…..

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Tight Pants may be a pretty shitty thing for fat fucks like me trying to fit into them….cutting off my circulation…all because I need to make an appearance at the Welfare office and I don’t want them seeing me in my cum stained, soiled, dirty ass smelling sweatpants….

Tight Pants may be pretty queer when you see old men jogging or biking in their leggings, a trend that I’ll never understand and never really understood, because men have been wearing bike shorts with confidence since the 80s or before, even for their lesiurely sunday rides, and the whole thing is pretty fucking queer.

That’s why I used to refer to things as GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS when I was allowed…not that I am not allowed, I don’t fold like that…as long as I pay for my own damn SERVER, I’ll call something gay….I may even call it a FAG…

But Tight pants on women are everything we need out of a pant, especially now that they are made with spandex….really getting into ever nook and cranny so that a motherfucker like me can practicially see the ridges of your anus….

So naturally, girls are whores, so buying and wearing tight pants isn’t enough for them, they need to selfie the motherfuckers for you to stare at them too…why limit tight pants to just people in your line of vision, share it with the world…you tight pant wearing slut.

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Tight Pants are a wonderful thing, they may not be anything new, and they are definitely something familiar, but as time has gone on, the skin tight jeans, turned into girls in leggings in the 90s, but they all wore oversized sweaters to hide the good parts, which turned to a sluttier leggings revival amongst the hipsters, thanks to American Apparel, and a tight pant revival amongst the middle aged yoga people with Lulu lemon, only for jeans to morph with leggings, making more forgiving, ass hugging JEGGINGS…

Then this whole activewear trend went mental thanks to COVID pandemics, meaning girls who used to just wear their tight pants after work or workouts or school are now wearing their tight pants daily…very exciting times..not that I see girls in public anymore..but social media is where the whores congregate and document their tight pants that show off their bodies, that squeeze and morph their bodies into hotter versions of their bodies while being eaten by their cunts, is pretty commonplace and I like it. I mean it’s better to stare at a bitch in tight pants, posing or not, with her ass and pussy basically exposed, than ill fitting period pants any day, so here’s some tight pants to keep tight pants alive another decade assuming people even wear pants in a decade…because either we’ll be killed off and replaced by robots so no need for tight pants…or we won’t be wearing pants at all because where is a WHORE to go from here….you gotta keep next leveling things….and this is where we’re at for now.

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I don’t know if the pandemic has taught us that tight pants are awesome, because you’re either alone at home not surrounded by women in tight pants, and when you do leave the house, assuming you are in places under lockdown, you don’t really get to see the tight pants, because they limit the number of people who can go into a place, so the whole idea of activewear going through the roof and all these brands making small fortunes because bitches need slutty comfy outfits for ZOOM that they probably wouldn’t wear to the office while pretending to be professionals for 8 hours a day, doesn’t really impact us that much…but KNOW in your soul that many tight pants and tight shorts are out there, in circulation, being worn for you to not enjoy…but like anything, there is a large percentage of girls buying tight pants posting to social media, since social media is their own TV show that they are the host of, where they can be their best ELLEN or whoever the fuck…..and with that means tight pants get worn on social…..for those of us not getting TIGHT pants in real life…even though some could argue that social media is real life and that real lie is a distraction from social media…weird society but I’m into the tight pants…

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If the pandemic has taught us anything, it’s that it is a great way for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer…I just saw amazon was building 5 distribution centers in my area alone thanks to all the mom and pop retail businesses that has shut the fuck down because it’s a new normal guys, where everything is done online…and soon the government will give us all free internet access to properly track what we do and shut off the things they don’t like….YAY….free internet that’s all you need to tell a motherfucker to get them to trade in their freedoms…not that the internet is free but you know when it becomes free there’s a fucking reason it’s free…

THAT SAID…AMAZON the new normal…but not all of the new normal is bad, plus AMAZON is pretty fucking convenient so how can you hate convenience…you can buy ANYTHING you want from pregnant sex dolls to 3 inch wide dildos…some cans of beans and other shit you don’t need that looks funny at 4 am when drunk…

But the other new normal is the activewear trend, so girls who were already wearing activewear on their days off, are now wearing it daily, and activewear is tight, so tight pussy hugging pants are fucking everywhere…which is enough to divert focus from the economic collapse we may experience when this is over….because lockdowns are for the rich…and now for the perverted cuz of the slutty tight pant selfies..sexy times….

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It’s tight pants tuesday, where we compile a bunch of pics of girls in tight pants that have been uploaded to the internet with the tight pant hashtag because if you’re the kind of girl who has a profile on the internet, whether as an influencer in fitness or booties, or some Only Fans chick trying to sell nudes…you are not about to wear a pair of tight pants and not get a picture of it for the fans…you know because everyone needs that validation from their audience, no matter how small it is, to feel like they exist…it’s all so pathetic…but when it comes to the thirst of wanting to exist,

Not to mention, back before COVID when I would leave the castle I call home, and by castle I mean dumpster…or the closest thing you can have to a dumpster…girls were already all about the tight pants in public, show the world your ass…you squeezed into tight enough pants to make that happen….and now with activewear being all women wear, tight pants are everywhere…it is the norm, it is what you do in these trying, unprecented, stay safe time…especially when selling nudes…

Here’s a gallery of tight pants..

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Tight pants are nothing new, which is for a reason, they are awesome…I am sure you’ve seen pics or heard stories from your mom about the 70s when she was forced to put her jeans on wet to squeeze into them, it was one of those “when I was your age, we’d have to go through hell for the luxuries you have today”….kinds of things that I am sure some of you have been able to jack off to…I mean “mom in tight pants in the 70s is not mom today so it’s like jacking off to someone else, not the vagina I crawled out of”…kind of thing…

But the lesson is still there, thanks to technology, girls can put their tight pants on dry, because there’s stretch fabric in them, because we as a society or a people or a species can’t cure cancer or COVID, but we can create pants that make asses look amazing and the people who do that get rich as fuck because ladies like having good looking asses…because we like staring at them.

The patriarchy and our perversions have made countless advancements in society…all because of our perversions…and that’s something important…

What is also important, is that tight pants are amore than just asses, they are about pussy definition too and we like that too…making tight pants an all round good time pant to wear when you’re a slut who wants dudes to look at you like something they want to wear as a mask,,.you know…covid…and such…

Here’s a round up of tight pants….

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One of the best things about COVID is that women went crazy on their activewear, not that they weren’t already nuts on the activewear, I mean if I ever went to a grocery store or basically anywhere pre-COVID, tight pants were being worn and they have been for well over a decade since the leggings made their comeback in 2010 thanks to American Apparel and Lululemon….

But now, for the sake of consumption, all the activewear brands that have had their banner or breakout year are making more and more advancement in tight pant technology….

Plus there’s the whole social media thing, where girls need to post pics of their asses in their best condition, or best form, which as we all know happens when squeezed into tight pants….

So that is why we celebrate tight pants posted to the internet this past week, I mean that and the fact that you can see full pussy definition most of the time tight pants have been worn, making them the best kind of pants, because anything that allows us to see pussy is a win.

So whether you’re into ass or pussy in tight bottoms, here’s the tight pant round-up….

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