All I keep hearing about on the internet is bullshit stories about the rise in activewear, but I guess in my defense I only read articles written by mommy bloogers in middle of the road jobs, you know it’s ASMR to me…

But yeah, 2020 is the year of the comfortable pants, and since girls are whores and like to be as hot as humanly possible, the comfortable pant is tight…in stretchy material…to shape the fucking body….

So we’re dealing with an influx of women who in tight comfy pants, trying to look as professional without sacrificing comfort for the zoom calls, while being slutty enough for their Only Fans content they produce during work hours while off ZOOM, because there’s money to be made and they are enterprising or at least into being jerked off it. It’s a fetish really…for them to put this out there and for us to try to figure out what their pussy looks like outside of the tight pants…

So here are some tight pants, so girls can ZOOM for their real jobs and produce porn for their side hustle, all without a costume change and I like to think we are the true winners in all this…

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We all like Tight Pants….girls like tight pants because it allows them to walk around looking like they want to look naked, because that thin stretch fabric hugs them tight….guys like tight pants because we like girls in pants that make them look better than they do naked but still allowing us to visualize what they look like naked…I mean some pants are so tight you can see the ridges of the asshole….genderless weirdo tranny fucks like tight pants because they can show off their front holes so that people everywhere know how edgy and unique they are with their pushing of gender norms into a weirdo place because being the weirdo in school is the cool thing to do and being the normal person is just so basic….and basic is now the weirdos….while before the internet the weridos were a niche….making normalcy hot again…as everything is cyclical or some shit…

So here’s a tight pants round up for EVERYONE to stare at. Some asses too big for tight pants, some tight pants too small for the ambitious tight pant wearing, because not all tight pants or tight pant wearers are created equally, just don’t tell them that, because they’ll go nuts on the whole inclusive equality shit…whiners who don’t know life isn’t fair yet…but they will….maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day…and while they figure it out, we can stare at those tight pants in tight pant action..

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Tight Pants motherfuckers….every girl, no matter the size has embraced the tight pant movement, which is nice because I remember the late 90s when girls thought oversized sweatpants or velour Juicy Couture pants were the fucking shit and those moherfuckers occassionally hugged an ass right, but for most girls it made them look like fat homeless slops in two size too big sweat pants because you dropped 40 pounds since the hepatitis and HIV you got from drinking out of puddles and eating pigeons…..you know not the hottest look….

So when leggings came back, bike shorts came back, women realized that it was like walking around naked, only instead of being naked, they looked better than being naked, cuz the pants held all their sloppy together.

I have spent the better part of a decade, since tight pants made the comeback, staring at asses and pussies any chance I get in tight pants…and these are a bunch of girls, since girls are shameless attention seekers trying to get views…in tight pants.

Som good, some bad, some photoshopped, some fake asses, you know a mix of tight pants…on a Tuesday…

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Tight Pants aren’t a new thing, I mean your mom probably tells you stories about when she wasn’t 300 pound Walmart Shopper, back in the 60s or 70s where she’d put her jeans on wet to fit into them, since they didn’t have stretch that allowed obese women to think they are a size 2….

But tight pants, thanks to COVID, laziness, and everyone being an exhibitionist who want to show off their vagina mound….is probably more common than ever now…

Just this morning I saw a 75 year old neighbor on a jog in a pair of leggings, her metal on metal vagina sounds pierced my ears, but there se was…in leggigns, full diaper ass squeezed into the fuckers….reminding me that tight pants are for all….or that women are whores at all age who want to show off their cunts in tight pants…both options work for my needs…so here’s that tight pant compilation we do every tuesday.

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So girls wear tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything….I guess they like the way it hugs their pussy like a familiar perverted friend, or maybe they like how the elasticity holds them together and basically gives the illusion of what their nude body looks like…I don’t know, I just know it’s better than ill fitting sweatpants that are worn on periods…

I look at tight pants, tight shorts, tight everything because I guess I like the way it hugs their pussy, giving them that squeezed in place, “this is what they look like naked” even though I know when they are slipped / wrestled off…we are left with disappointment…

This is the PRE-disappointment …when the tight pants look good…

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Tight pants have been trendy for a long fucking time at this point. I mean American apparel brought back the leggings in early 2000s, then the whole Lululemon bell bottom yoga pant that made the founders billionaires were probably around the same era. It was a revelation for people like me who were tired of seeing girls in the previous trend of oversized sweatpants, what a waste of an ass that could be falsely advertised as a hot ass with the use of tight pants…

So we’re probably 20 years deep into this tight pant era, but thanks to COVID, tight pants like leggings or other tight activewear are now more popular than ever. Bitches chose comfort and some motherfucker found a way to make comfort be as close to naked as possible…even if the strength of the stretch lies to us about how good the ass actually is, that doesn’t matter, since the pics of the asses in tight pants are probably photoshopped by the girl in the pic anyway….everything is a fucking lie….and some lies are better than others…like when the lie is about how good an ass looks…

That said, this is a compilation of girls in tight pants, I turn to tight pants for the pussy definition, since I like looking at pussy and knowing there’s a pussy in those pants is always rewarding to me….but the support to make the ass look good’s alright too…something for everyone in these pics I guess…

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Tight pants are nothing new, I am sure you’ve jerked off to pics of your mom in the 70s in her tight pants she used to put on wet so they’d be more form fitting back when they didn’t have “STRETCH” fabrics incorporated into jeans like they do now….

I know, the “stretch” fabric in jeans is not always our friend, because if you’re a negative thinker or a pessimist, which I am not, even though I have been wrongfully labelled that amongst other horrible things, there are negatives to everything, even stretch fabrices….because they have been misued by the fatties to size the fuck down, or squeeze into things they really shouldn’t squeeze into but don’t realize it cuz she’s a size medium when they are clearly XXL…

I like to focus on the positive, which is that tight pants, which are all the rage thanks to COVID are worn everywhere by everyone…and despite some use of stretch pants being totally irresponsible, even an abuse of the right….there are also hot chicks who wear them too…and more importantly…in all cases…even the fatties in the tight pants…you can see the soul of the woman wearing them in the form of FULL ass shot….but more importantly fully pussy definition….you can see more than just camel toe, but also the fatness of a pussy lip, sometimes the meatiness, the clit, etc….it is all so exciting…

So these are girls in tight pants posted to the internet…some asses are real, some fake…some photoshopped…all a good supplemental way to stare at tight pants when too lazy to leave the house and see EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ALIVE in them….

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When it comes to tight pants pictures posted to social media accounts around the world on a daily basis because Tight Pants are the gateway to nudes, or at least that fine line of hot content people need to keep their social media accounts interesting, you have to wonder how many of these pics are photoshopped to have a rounder booty, and the truth is, I am sure all of them are. Social media is a fucking lie.

What isn’t a lie is that Tight Pants are a fucking trend and have been for a long fucking time, brands have got rich off the tight pant trend, from American Apparel in the 2000s, to Lululemon, to SPANX….if you find a product that makes a girl’s ass look ripe for the eating, you’re going to make bank, I mean even obese chicks who grease up and slide into two sizes too small tight pants end up having their fat squeezed into visually appealing shapes….so tight pants…are amazing….if if they are a fucking lie.

I know that the advent of work from home, but still wanting to be hot, slutty and worth jerking off to, has really turned this ATHLEISURE thing into a mainstream trend. No button up pants without elastic waist bands are worn anymore, but it’s not really all that new of a trend, I’ve been staring at tight pants for years…always into the pussy definition, which is now seen as modern day cleavage, a little “LOOK I HAVE A CUNT”….kind of thing…since the gender thing is so obscure thanks to idiots everywhere…..

So here’s a lot of tight pants, because we like tight pants, anything that shows us a woman’s soul, or genitals, that they are cool with cuz they actually want you to see their genitals, it gets more engagement on their feed and can be presented as innocent “Just working out”…is a win.

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Tight Pants, Yoga Pants, shorts, wrestling outfits, leotards, unitards….are probably the best thing to happen to women in recent years….even though I guess they wore similar tight outfits in the 70s, 80s and 90s….but there was a time in the late 90s when comfort, at least here in Canada was these oversized sweatpants even Juicy Couture Velour sweatpants that didn’t do bodies any justice…they were straight up designed for periods and bloat and over eating and not for jerking off to even though I am sure many people still jerked off to them because men are a resilient species who can jerk off to whatever is handed to us or put our way…

I will say that with COVID, never has the athletic gear been as popular…girls of all sizes have been wearing fitness gear or ATHLEISURE as they call it…I’ve gone to grocery stores and seen it with my own fucking eyes…it’s nothing to take for granted because it hugs these bitches together and makes their asses look round and hot, even when they aren’t….more importantly, since women typically size down you get to see full pussy definiton…the modern day cleavage….

I realize we’re all pretty used to seeing tight pants, since that’s all EVERYONE wears now, but I did got to HOME DEPOT this weekend and saw a woman in XXL sweatpants who I know would have looked better in leggings, protesting the leggings…..maybe she just got Liposuction or some shit….and it was terrifying,…

I do not take the legging, tight pant movement for granted, it’s my kind of trend, mainly because you can oftentimes see full pussy definition…which has always been my “cleavage” of choice…and now that tits are desexualized and genders are ambiguous the pussy definition has never been so important.

Here’s a bunch of girls in tight pants

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday, even though everyday is Tight Pants Tuesday, because girls fucking love wearing tight pants, the future of cleavage is pussy definition, because for whatever reason, a reason that doesn’t matter, girls fucking love jacking off their tight pants, or tight shorts, into their cunts….all the it-girl celebs are doing it because I guess showing tit is basic, standard, outdated thanks to the feminists desexualizing tits, plus with all these bitches looking trans thanks to the face injections, they’ve got to prove they have cunt not cock…not that you queers would care if there was cock, tranny porn was the number one porn category in 2003 so I’ll assume it still is today….you degenerate fucks…

So these are girls into showing off their tight pants….because tight pants hold them together, hug their genitals, and lets you see what at times is full pussy….but more often is just a ass squeezed together in ways it can’t live up to outside the pants….because tight pants are great.

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