We all like Tight Pants….girls like tight pants because it allows them to walk around looking like they want to look naked, because that thin stretch fabric hugs them tight….guys like tight pants because we like girls in pants that make them look better than they do naked but still allowing us to visualize what they look like naked…I mean some pants are so tight you can see the ridges of the asshole….genderless weirdo tranny fucks like tight pants because they can show off their front holes so that people everywhere know how edgy and unique they are with their pushing of gender norms into a weirdo place because being the weirdo in school is the cool thing to do and being the normal person is just so basic….and basic is now the weirdos….while before the internet the weridos were a niche….making normalcy hot again…as everything is cyclical or some shit…

So here’s a tight pants round up for EVERYONE to stare at. Some asses too big for tight pants, some tight pants too small for the ambitious tight pant wearing, because not all tight pants or tight pant wearers are created equally, just don’t tell them that, because they’ll go nuts on the whole inclusive equality shit…whiners who don’t know life isn’t fair yet…but they will….maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day…and while they figure it out, we can stare at those tight pants in tight pant action..

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