All I keep hearing about on the internet is bullshit stories about the rise in activewear, but I guess in my defense I only read articles written by mommy bloogers in middle of the road jobs, you know it’s ASMR to me…

But yeah, 2020 is the year of the comfortable pants, and since girls are whores and like to be as hot as humanly possible, the comfortable pant is tight…in stretchy material…to shape the fucking body….

So we’re dealing with an influx of women who in tight comfy pants, trying to look as professional without sacrificing comfort for the zoom calls, while being slutty enough for their Only Fans content they produce during work hours while off ZOOM, because there’s money to be made and they are enterprising or at least into being jerked off it. It’s a fetish really…for them to put this out there and for us to try to figure out what their pussy looks like outside of the tight pants…

So here are some tight pants, so girls can ZOOM for their real jobs and produce porn for their side hustle, all without a costume change and I like to think we are the true winners in all this…

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