In the era of girls wearing tight pants despite the fact that they have proven to cause yeast infections, but they’ll risk the itch for the ability to showcase some fashion sense, by being like every single other girl, in wearing the same clothing they wear, because it is tight as fuck and squeezes their fat asses in ways that oftentimes the ass can’t live up to, but you never get to see the ass, so the illusion is all we need….

I don’t know if the bike short season is over, replaced by the tight pant….but I’m into it for the pussy definition both options bring…so whether these girls bust out their pants from the attic, all smelling like attic, we call it Mothball dreams, and if you’ve been on public transit in a November, you know what I mean….or not…Tight Pants are a wonderful thing…

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Tight Pants are basically our new normal, thanks to women everywhere loving the comfort of the yoga pant, legging, tights, bicycle shirts while maintaining a level of sex appeal, one that doesn’t really come with oversized sweatpants that girls wear during their periods, pregnancies or following their abortions….because tight pants give shape to fat asses, but more importantly, give the pussy the opportunity to shine through it’s pussy hugging effect, allowing the world to really grasp every layer of flesh the labia has to offer all while just minding our own business at the grocery store or wherever these pussy flashing in a wholesome way women are….

Tight pants are for young and old, fat and skinny, just anyone and everyone whorey enough for them….and here’s this week’s tight pant round-up

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Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

If you leave your house and you probably should since this whole “Lockdown” thing is a bit of a. joke and no one, especially not celebs are “locking down” or as they call it “hunkering down”….they all still go to restaurants, maybe COVID doesn’t effect the elite as they walk around with their masks on wrong to perpetuate the media lies…I mean some of these celebs are out more than they’ve ever been out because they have nothing to do and like attention….

Not that this is about celebrities, this is my anti-celebrity post because I never liked celebrities, I always thought they were full of shit idiots with far too much hype and not much substance, I never respected their jobs as actors, I think acting is a lie that actors pretend is this important thing, when it’s not. We can live without actors and acting doesn’t require much talent, I am sure that any of us, if we had distorted egos or were vapid idiots who didn’t feel like assholes when on camera, would be capable of replicating….I think you, with a bit of confidence could be the next Brad Pitt, even if you’re fat an ugly, it just doesn’t require skill to recite lines with fake emotion that seems semi sincere…

This is about non-celebrities, who may be wanting to be celebrities, because they are producing and posting this kind of content of themselves, but they aren’t actual celebrities, so the intent may be to get to that useless but high paying place, but the process is taking slutty pics of themselves to get noticed…which I like..

So the idea of celebrity is fine, for a beacon of hope for hopeless or shamless people, but the actual celebrities fucking bore me….

Now…to the point…tight pants, if you leave your house, you will see tight pants, it is the style and has been for a while. The tight pants often hug the body in the right way giving it the right shame that you can bring home to jerk off to, as asses are bigger, pants get tighter, and if the bitch isn’t 300 pounds, it’s good.

More importantly, you can usually see the pussy definition of each and every tight pant wearer in public, it’s likely the point, because pussy definition is the cleavage of the new generation….and I like seeing pussy in all it’s glory, even when hugged by some tight pants…and I like that it is a trend to show the world your pussy in disguise….pretending it’s just what active wear does to active people….whatever the excuse…it’s good.

So here’s some tight pants on a tuesday….

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I decided to take a stab at a new Thursday Feature, because I am so innovative in reposting content girls are producing of themselves for the internet…a real fucking hero amongst heroes….king of the repost….

So as you may know we do asshole behind THONG THURSDAY, TANLINE THURSDAY, TITTY DROP THURSDAY and I guess that’s it…because during this whole COVID thing, my boredom of celebrities, which has ALWAYS been there, but was really just too tedious because it wasn’t something I found hot or could jerk off to, making me feel like a bit of a hack or lie, because I’m here posting them like they matter, when really I never thought they mattered, but it was easy to post them and say they don’t matter, than it was to find things that I actually cared about, since I care about nothing….plus I thought it was a funny idea that someone who hates celebs and celeb sites basically became a celeb site…not that anyone caught onto the fact that I was making fun of those other blogs…

ANYWAY….my interest in the internet and even in starting the site was always in the nudes….so today, after seeing some ass in leggings on the internet, knowing that pussy definition is the future of erotica, despite knowing that for a while no, but the mainstream hadn’t caught onto it…until now…

So if girls are posting up their own smut in DROVES, like there’s an endless supply of categorized nudes…making “Send Nudes” such a broad strong question….I’ll repost them for you…the way they want…because random nude chicks trying to make it as celebs is funnier and hotter than the celebs that have made it…

I am the first to admit this isn’t the best selection of tight pants, considering all the tight pants being worn, but it’s a new feature, let me get my stride, it should take about 10-15 years….as it’s talent me 15 years to get this far….

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