I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

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