It’s safe to say that Megan Fox is some Satanic Demon who they ousted from their Hollywood inner-circle after she offended one of the higher up priests of their organization, I think it was Spielberg and Michael Bay due to Transformers but I can’t be bothered to google it.

She attempted a comeback the last few years, by looking more trans than she’s ever looked, only this time she did it was Machine Gun Kelly, the porn star fucker, instead of David from 90210 the HOMOSEXUAL.

She’s now pregnant at 50, believable really…because she just has that healthy glow to her….

Clearly, it’s a pregnancy suit, or at least a demonic baby put up inside her like some Rosemary Baby shit…

Because even the content she produces around her pregnancy seems like some kind of ritual, but maybe I’m just over thinking it.

That point is you’re into pregnant chicks sucking and fucking and showing off the milk filled tits, whether they are women or dudes pretending to be women…IRRELEVANT….whether they are old, weathered and most likely barren from all the dirty cock disease the womb has ingested in it’s lifetime of being a Hollywood pussy people want to fuck….whether it’s a real baby, a pregnancy belly, or a demon growing that they’ll release to the world or have a blood sacrifice for….we’re into tits.

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Megan Fox is a self proclaimed transgender. I think her exact word was TRANNY in an interview a while ago, when you were allowed to call them trannies, which isn’t really that derogatory, but for some reason they’ve decided it is….because they are bored and everything was problematic in the clown world woke era that’s finally over…

Calling someone a transgender is far more medical and less free-spirited than being a fucking tranny….

For someone who cuts off their genitals for a commitment to their halloween costume or COSPLAY weirdness, they’re a little uptight…

While looking like some of the trannies I’ve seen, who CAN’T be serious people based on their man in drag approach to tranny-ism….trying to get people to call them TRANSGENDERED instead of TRANNY is comical…

Anyway, old lady Megan Fox has said she’s a tranny, I like thinking she is and was a man, which would explain why gay David from 90210 spent as much time as he did with her….then the whole Machine Gun Kelly thing, there’s no way that guy doesn’t put things in his ass….

So if she is a tranny, or at the very least menopausal at 46 years old, her pregnancy is likely HOLLYWOOD magic, and they even got her gutter tattoos on the womb…

If she is a tranny in a fake bump, a sheer outfit would be key to trick the CONSPIRACY theorists who think she’s a man….

BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL ME DUDE….I saw Junior in the 90s and I know what can be done with BABY BUMP technology.

Testicles or not, she’s still a whore and we’ll still stare, despite how creepy it is.

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Megan Fox wants girl to invest in themselves, in a skill or a hobby and to not waste energy on boys because they will drain you, so invest in yourself.

Meanwhile, she’s got about a dozen kids with David from 90210 who held her captive and bred her for all those years, so her girl power, girls don’t need boys may come from her being traumatized by the whole trad wife role she had when she was exiled or blacklisted from Hollywood for thinking she was more important than the people behind Transformers.

So it’s safe to assume that this angle is a bullshit lie, all part of her new 40 year old with blue hair, all doctored the fuck up to be the weirdest looking 40 year old, but one you’d want to fuck because it’s still Megan Fox and has a a level of menopausal sex appeal when you ignore the whole dried up vagina factor, which could be beneficial for the small penises out there to feel friction.

So despite being a mom of 6, she made her way to Coachella, to be seen and to matter amongst all these boring mainstream marketing people shaping the minds of the morons on the internet one event at a time.

She’s a little old for this shit….and I find it weird that young people would really care to go to Coachella since it’s a boomer event, back in my dad, you would not go where the boomers went, even though I am pretty much a boomer. We seek out the new, while these tourist generation seek out the hashtag or location tag on instagram I guess.

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The Megan Fox comeback has been pretty fucking boring. I don’t think I was ever a Megan Fox fan who bought into the Megan Fox being the hottest chick in the world hype from her original career, but she was far better looking that she is now.

She’s gone the route of instagram whore from 2014, with the shitty tattoos, the shitty plastic surgeries, the shitty tits…

I guess you could argue that it’s better than most 45 year old women who age gracefully, or who bow the fuck out, but at the same time, it’s fucking weird, unnatural, creepy, face injected with shit, turned into a muppet….

She recently listed all her surgeries for some interview since people are interested in Megan Fox again thanks to her trying so fucking hard to get noticed after being forgotten…

She didn’t mention her sex change, because there are rumors she’s trans, which would explain why she looks like this and why Machine Gun Kelly is so into her, you know since he’s a fag…but if she is actually born a woman and her kids with David from 90210 are actually hers, she didn’t mention her vaginaplasty either….but we know with a face like that, her pussy’s been reworked too.

Point of the story is she is an icon, whether she looks like a drag queen, a muppet or a weathered sex doll your pervert neighbor threw out in the dumpster behind your building because he fucked it til it broke, doesn’t matter.

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I remember when being Megan Fox meant something…

It was a time before she was an old lady with a plastic face and pink hair trying to trick you all into thinking she’s not an old lady.

It was a time before she even had a bunch of kids with David from 90210 who we all assumed abducted her…and who may be the guy doing her hair in these pics.

It was a time before she offended all the powers in Hollywood, because like most ghetto trash women, she thought she was the top of the fucking charts, invincible and not someone who could easily be replaced….not realizing there are 1000 Megan Foxes out there just waiting for the studio exec who pays their rent to unleash them onto the world.

There was a time when Megan Fox, who most definitely had work done on herself then, was seen as the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood…people wanted to be here, guys wanted to reverse birth themselves up inside her…she was a big deal…

Now she seems like some sex slave paying her dues to the weirdest sex slave master, which my be all part of her old lady trying to be hot strategy, but is more representative of her probably having some sort of delusions brought on by early dementia, cuz she’s old….

Obviously, we’d all let her old lady incontinence drip down our chins after pouring out all over our faces, I mean, AI Megan Fox or not, she’s doing that instagram porn face pretty well for an old lady….

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I figure her pussy is likely about as dead and leathery as your old, dry rotted Fleshlight, so it makes sense that she’s taken the rest of her to the injection clinic to fill her 40 year old, mom of 3 or 4, with chemicals that make her look like she’s made out of foam latex, or silicone, or whatver it is the real doll is made of, and I guess people find it exciting because they live behind a screen, don’t know real life humans, and thanks to the Kardashian’s propaganda, have totally distorted ideas of beauty!

They know Megan Fox is known as a hot chick – 20 fucking years ago, therefore she must still be a hot chick, despite doing the same tactics LITERAL DUDES do when they transition to become chicks, thanks to being jealous of all the attention and how easy it is for chicks to make it on the internet, there’s actually a rumor that Megan Fox isn’t even a chick, has always been trans, part of some bait and switch troll from Hollywood on the people, and this new look doesn’t do her any favors, which is ok, since dudes are into Tranny!

Does a porno looking Megan Fox with what looks like new tits excite you because you’ve been brainwashed into being her fan, 20 fucking years ago?

I find her whole comeback tour akward, unnecessary, demonic and weird, but hey, when menopause hits, the hormones make the bitch fucking crazy, so let her and her whore outfit continue to get jerked off to like you jerked off to that Dahmer series on NETFLIX, you homo!

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There’s a Conspiracy that Megan Fox was born a dude….that her pregnancies were fake pregnancy bellies, she is based in LA and there are movie make-up artists capable of tricking you….not to mention David from 90210 is pretty fucking gay…but here she is in a really silly, midlife crisis looking outfit that showcase her nipples, that could be man nipples, but DO you really care…so long as the TUCK is done aggressive enough. SHOW US YOUR FOX HOLE!

There was a time when Megan Fox was blacklisted, she pissed off the High Priest of the Hollywood industry….also known as Spielberg…for some Transformers shit…you know when EGOS make these ladies think they can’t be forgotten because they are so big…only to be forgotten.

But she’s made her comeback, maybe deals with devils were signed, because she’s now with some satanist handler who I don’t really understand why he’s famous, basically the Pete Davidson of music, and she’s engaged to him….so I guess that’s exciting for her….you know an opportunity to show everyone how terrible of an actress she’s always been now that she’s old and the HYPE has faded.

I don’t really care, I’m just here for the nips..

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