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2024

02

Apr

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

The Megan Fox comeback has been pretty fucking boring. I don’t think I was ever a Megan Fox fan who bought into the Megan Fox being the hottest chick in the world hype from her original career, but she was far better looking that she is now.

She’s gone the route of instagram whore from 2014, with the shitty tattoos, the shitty plastic surgeries, the shitty tits…

I guess you could argue that it’s better than most 45 year old women who age gracefully, or who bow the fuck out, but at the same time, it’s fucking weird, unnatural, creepy, face injected with shit, turned into a muppet….

She recently listed all her surgeries for some interview since people are interested in Megan Fox again thanks to her trying so fucking hard to get noticed after being forgotten…

She didn’t mention her sex change, because there are rumors she’s trans, which would explain why she looks like this and why Machine Gun Kelly is so into her, you know since he’s a fag…but if she is actually born a woman and her kids with David from 90210 are actually hers, she didn’t mention her vaginaplasty either….but we know with a face like that, her pussy’s been reworked too.

Point of the story is she is an icon, whether she looks like a drag queen, a muppet or a weathered sex doll your pervert neighbor threw out in the dumpster behind your building because he fucked it til it broke, doesn’t matter.

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2024

11

Mar

Megan Fox Creepy Old Lady of the Day

I remember when being Megan Fox meant something…

It was a time before she was an old lady with a plastic face and pink hair trying to trick you all into thinking she’s not an old lady.

It was a time before she even had a bunch of kids with David from 90210 who we all assumed abducted her…and who may be the guy doing her hair in these pics.

It was a time before she offended all the powers in Hollywood, because like most ghetto trash women, she thought she was the top of the fucking charts, invincible and not someone who could easily be replaced….not realizing there are 1000 Megan Foxes out there just waiting for the studio exec who pays their rent to unleash them onto the world.

There was a time when Megan Fox, who most definitely had work done on herself then, was seen as the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood…people wanted to be here, guys wanted to reverse birth themselves up inside her…she was a big deal…

Now she seems like some sex slave paying her dues to the weirdest sex slave master, which my be all part of her old lady trying to be hot strategy, but is more representative of her probably having some sort of delusions brought on by early dementia, cuz she’s old….

Obviously, we’d all let her old lady incontinence drip down our chins after pouring out all over our faces, I mean, AI Megan Fox or not, she’s doing that instagram porn face pretty well for an old lady….

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2023

16

Feb

Megan Fox Satanic Cleavage of the Day

I am going to assume that Megan Fox is a satanic member of the hollywood elite, but not just because she’s throwing up her “3s” which for people in the know, that’s a satanic symbol to let those in the know know….you know a tribute to the motherfucker who owns their soul….

It’s weird to see her attempt to get back into the scene after taking a break to have a kid or ten with David from 90210, now in her 40s…pretending she’s still youthful and not rotted out like road kill on the side of the highway no one picked up for dinner….

Just not weird as the creepy face filter she uses to pretend she’s not some blown out pussy….

I’ll assume her comeback was part of some satanic ritual, where her handler MGK decided it was time to re-release her to the people, I just don’t think they ever expected no one to care as much as they don’t care now….

There’s plenty of hotter, less robotic and creepy tit out there to stare at!

I assume she was some human trafficked slave they created to be the tits and ass of a generation, because even at her prime she was pretty unimpressive and we all just assumed she sucked the devil’s dick to get where she is, we just didn’t think she literally sucked the devil’s dick to get where she was, as the tits and ass of a generation, just not THIS generation, but a generation long gone…..

She still hasn’t produced any nude content, maybe because the other conspiracy about her is that she has a dick, wouldn’t that be a plot twist…DEMONS the LOT of THEM….

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2022

01

Nov

Megan Fox Upskirt Pussy Flash of the Day

There’s a conspiracy that I love where they say that Megan Fox was a tranny, or I guess is a tranny, clearly a post op tranny if the rumors are true, because by the looks of this upskirt there’s a little neo pussy that may even have some clit skin, which could really just be her foreskin, making her whole hype 20 years ago, you know when she was young and hot and not a hybrid human on the Kardahian’s plastic face kick, HILARIOUS….

There are conspiracies that her boyfriend MGK is some kind of handler for the whores and that they are in some satanic hollywood cult, and since Megan Fox was invisible for a decade and now is basically everywhere, like a good wholesome mom, just not in any quality movies, because she’s trash….it’s easy to buy into it.

This bitch wouldn’t get nude in movies when she was relevant and pretty amazing, trans or not, Hollywood fed us a lot of shit and she was hotter than most of it….maybe it was due to the cock….but here she is out drawing attention for herself for her second wind as a 40+ who is trying to look hot and 25 still…opening so many doors for MILF on ONLYFANS or Weathered blown out stripper roles….assuming she aspires to be more than just MGK’s beard….who may actually be on hormones to avoid growing out her beard.

It’s all so confusing.


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2022

27

Sep

Megan Fox’s Sex Doll Formation Complete of the Day

I figure her pussy is likely about as dead and leathery as your old, dry rotted Fleshlight, so it makes sense that she’s taken the rest of her to the injection clinic to fill her 40 year old, mom of 3 or 4, with chemicals that make her look like she’s made out of foam latex, or silicone, or whatver it is the real doll is made of, and I guess people find it exciting because they live behind a screen, don’t know real life humans, and thanks to the Kardashian’s propaganda, have totally distorted ideas of beauty!

They know Megan Fox is known as a hot chick – 20 fucking years ago, therefore she must still be a hot chick, despite doing the same tactics LITERAL DUDES do when they transition to become chicks, thanks to being jealous of all the attention and how easy it is for chicks to make it on the internet, there’s actually a rumor that Megan Fox isn’t even a chick, has always been trans, part of some bait and switch troll from Hollywood on the people, and this new look doesn’t do her any favors, which is ok, since dudes are into Tranny!

Does a porno looking Megan Fox with what looks like new tits excite you because you’ve been brainwashed into being her fan, 20 fucking years ago?

I find her whole comeback tour akward, unnecessary, demonic and weird, but hey, when menopause hits, the hormones make the bitch fucking crazy, so let her and her whore outfit continue to get jerked off to like you jerked off to that Dahmer series on NETFLIX, you homo!

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2022

23

May

Megan Fox Ass and Titties of the Day

I saw some shitty paparazzi pics of Megan Fox at the Kourtney Kardashian satanic wedding, because I guess her handler Machine Gun Kelly, who I’ll assume she’s forced to date in order to get a second wind at her career after being blacklisted, becasue that dude’s the fucking worst…..

So despite being a deadbeat mom in her 40s chosing her pussy’s happiness instead of being a mom who pretends she’s in her 30s, is acting like she’s a 20 year old Suicide girl in the early 2000s posing with her skimpy shorts and mom ass out….in a bikini top with her mom tits out…and she creeps me out.

I don’t see a Megan Fox that was, I see that Neck gives her all away, and not because of the Adam’s Apple, but because she’s old and expired…and she creeps me out.

Send her back to David 90210’s house, because this midlife crisi is fucking strange.



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2022

10

Mar

Megan Fox Titties in a Crazy Outfit of the Day

There’s a Conspiracy that Megan Fox was born a dude….that her pregnancies were fake pregnancy bellies, she is based in LA and there are movie make-up artists capable of tricking you….not to mention David from 90210 is pretty fucking gay…but here she is in a really silly, midlife crisis looking outfit that showcase her nipples, that could be man nipples, but DO you really care…so long as the TUCK is done aggressive enough. SHOW US YOUR FOX HOLE!

There was a time when Megan Fox was blacklisted, she pissed off the High Priest of the Hollywood industry….also known as Spielberg…for some Transformers shit…you know when EGOS make these ladies think they can’t be forgotten because they are so big…only to be forgotten.

But she’s made her comeback, maybe deals with devils were signed, because she’s now with some satanist handler who I don’t really understand why he’s famous, basically the Pete Davidson of music, and she’s engaged to him….so I guess that’s exciting for her….you know an opportunity to show everyone how terrible of an actress she’s always been now that she’s old and the HYPE has faded.

I don’t really care, I’m just here for the nips..

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2022

09

Feb

Megan Fox Tits of the Day

Some of my favorite conspiracies in this really fucking weird dimension that we’re currently living in, is that Megan Fox is not only a satanist, but in being a satanist, a BORN MAN…they’ve used as a HONEYPOT, until she stood up against the people who ended up blacklisting her, only to have either been cloned or released from her cage with the help of Machine Gun Kelly, who you probably didn’t know was a handler for satan, but who MAY just be a handler for SATAN…so all your MEGAN FOX jerking off has been to a dude….and her babies were just prosthetics…and that’s ASSUMING that she’s even real.

Now I don’t fully subscribe to everyone on TV being fake, because I’ve seen people in person, from LOHAN and CINDY CRAWFORD….to that’s about it…and they were real…or as real as you’d expect them to be…

But I do knpw that the old lady, mom of many, who somehow reinvented herself in the last year, and is all of a sudden acting (terribly because she’s a terrible actor) and working again…while the world basically FORGOT her for a decade…

I just don’t think celebrity gets turned on/off that easily, so deals were mad, and prostate or not….she’s grabbing at her old lady Megan Fox tits that are about as good as her younger Megan Fox tits, which makes no scientific or biological sense, but that’s how this era works…

Meaning, prostate or not, I’ll stare at Megan Fox tits like the left in the dark, fan boy who doesn’t realize she drinks baby blood for it’s youthful qualities.

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2021

09

Apr

Megan Fox in a Tight Sheer Dress of the Day

Do you remember when Megan Fox was marketed as the hottest thing in Hollywood, even hotter than Jessica Alba, only to basically be blacklisted cuz it got to her head, allowing her to commit to her handler – David from 90210 – and pump out 6 or 10 of his kids before realizing that at 40 she still had time to breathe some life into her career…so she partnered up with a new handler named Machine Gun Kelly who’s a little late to the party, I mean a 40 year old Megan Fox with 6-10 kids with the guy from 90210 is a damaged as shit Megan fox…but at least she’s filling her face up with enough fillers to look like a doughy fucking condom after a nerd loses his virginity with his first street hooker…you know FILLED TO THE BRIM with filler…

She’s in a tight and sheer dress because despite her efforts and her attempts at social media, having a scandalous divorce, no one actually gives a fuck about Megan Fox…I mean there is a big difference between being hot, in movies, in her 20s…and being forgotten and bloated like a mom of 6-10….hanging onto the dream like a pro athlete who just won’t fucking retire….

You probably still like her, the more face injections the more she looks like porn chicks you jerk off to, so check it out…but more importantly….appreciate my artistic rendition that I should sell as an NFT…original ARTWORK…even though ART is a myth…

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2020

28

Sep

Megan Fox Booty of the Day

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Plastic face, mom of 4 Megan Fox and her comeback tour in the form of connecting with her “soul mate” and circus clown “Machine Gun Kelly”…has been pretty fucking boring, uneventful and very much like a 40 year old mom going through a midlife crisis in a “Do you know who I used to be, the hottest bitch in Hollywood, who never did any eventful acting, but who got paid fucking well”…

Machine Gun Kelly, known for fucking porn chicks, is probably used to dealing with a banged out pussy, plus she’s Megan Fox, something exciting to any 35 something who grew up jerking off to her, as people tend to do, the whole celebrity porn thing is real….even though I don’t find celebrities anywhere near as hot or appealing as normal chicks posting their nudes online…but I’m a celebrity hater.

Anyway, Megan Fox is trying to get back into the industry, she’s trying to reclaim her status 10 years too late, she’s made amends with Michael Bay and Spielberg, defending them, which in this era is the “sucked their dicks”….because any executive or producer or director will want an actress absolving them from their pervertedness, instead of getting their dick sucked by them, because there are hotter chicks on social media to get their dick sucked by where these public figures, no matter how irrelevant are just a liability.

Anyway, in her comeback tour, she showed her mom ass in shorts on what I assume is MGK’s feed because he’s having a time with this nut case midlife crisis mom…because I guess she fucks like a porn chick….or he was just a super fan and is fan boy-ing…either way Megan Fox today is not Megan Fox that was and I think she belongs in Brian Austin Green’s dungeon basement where she’s been the last decade since this comeback’s fucking sucked on all levels.

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