Megan Fox once referred to herself as a tranny in an interview….and I believed her…

Because Megan Fox has always had a tranny look to her, that’s why that homosexual David from 90210 locked her in his basement and pretended to breed her all those years.

It’s also the reason all the perverts of the internet who are into Hollywood celebs decided she was the hottest thing the industry could offer, Because all you homos are drawn to chicks who have hard chins and look like dudes…

She always looked botched, long before she offended Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg by turning 20, which is against their policy, and thus had her blacklisted….

She always looked like trash….

But thanks to the Kardashians and their botched faces, they’ve normalized the look, and aging old as shit mom who needs to get her prostate checked annually by a doctor and not just her loves….has she’s managed to level up that look, go full Kardashian, get even more clown-like and lean into the tranny-ism…

It’s a look people seem to subscribe to….cuz the satanic media wants you all gay or at the very least jerking off to chicks with dicks, which are dudes dressed like chicks, in the event you weren’t aware…faggot.

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Thanks to modern science, HIGH TECH SCIENCES, these old hags can restructure themselves to look like some weird internet anime / hentai looking cartoon that is a parody of hot chick.

Sure, some people may confuse the parody of hot chick as actual hot chick, but the reality is that it is too old to be hot chick.

This is a hot chick who was, trying to be a hot chick who is, or at the very least do some performance art fuelled by their narcissism to push the sexualized hot chick look…

Trannies can do it and they have dicks, that’s not to say Megan Fox isn’t a tranny with a dick, I always thought David from 90210 was a little faggy….but if trannies can do it, so can old ass ladies who are supposed to look like a leathery corpse found in the woods…..but instead it’s this weird cosplay…

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Megan Fox has dressed herself like the Easter Egg to celebrate Easter.

You may find that out of character since it is assumed that she is one of those Satanic celebrities planted into the pop culture machine by the satanic overlords.

There are conspiracies that I like to believe where she was brought as jerk off material for the masses, presented as the hottest celeb you lust over, all while having been born with a dick, at least according her own admission, as some sort of Satanic trick.

She’s now old as shit, apparently she recently gave birth and these would be her MILK filled tits, even though trannies, according to her own admission, aren’t supposed to lactate because they can’t actually have kids.

I don’t think she really has the same appeal she did in the early 2000s when we had limited options, but it’s always good to check in for checks and balances I guess…and she looks pretty tranny to me…hard face, hard tits, menopause if she wasn’t born with a dick.

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It’s safe to say that Megan Fox is some Satanic Demon who they ousted from their Hollywood inner-circle after she offended one of the higher up priests of their organization, I think it was Spielberg and Michael Bay due to Transformers but I can’t be bothered to google it.

She attempted a comeback the last few years, by looking more trans than she’s ever looked, only this time she did it was Machine Gun Kelly, the porn star fucker, instead of David from 90210 the HOMOSEXUAL.

She’s now pregnant at 50, believable really…because she just has that healthy glow to her….

Clearly, it’s a pregnancy suit, or at least a demonic baby put up inside her like some Rosemary Baby shit…

Because even the content she produces around her pregnancy seems like some kind of ritual, but maybe I’m just over thinking it.

That point is you’re into pregnant chicks sucking and fucking and showing off the milk filled tits, whether they are women or dudes pretending to be women…IRRELEVANT….whether they are old, weathered and most likely barren from all the dirty cock disease the womb has ingested in it’s lifetime of being a Hollywood pussy people want to fuck….whether it’s a real baby, a pregnancy belly, or a demon growing that they’ll release to the world or have a blood sacrifice for….we’re into tits.

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Megan Fox is a self proclaimed transgender. I think her exact word was TRANNY in an interview a while ago, when you were allowed to call them trannies, which isn’t really that derogatory, but for some reason they’ve decided it is….because they are bored and everything was problematic in the clown world woke era that’s finally over…

Calling someone a transgender is far more medical and less free-spirited than being a fucking tranny….

For someone who cuts off their genitals for a commitment to their halloween costume or COSPLAY weirdness, they’re a little uptight…

While looking like some of the trannies I’ve seen, who CAN’T be serious people based on their man in drag approach to tranny-ism….trying to get people to call them TRANSGENDERED instead of TRANNY is comical…

Anyway, old lady Megan Fox has said she’s a tranny, I like thinking she is and was a man, which would explain why gay David from 90210 spent as much time as he did with her….then the whole Machine Gun Kelly thing, there’s no way that guy doesn’t put things in his ass….

So if she is a tranny, or at the very least menopausal at 46 years old, her pregnancy is likely HOLLYWOOD magic, and they even got her gutter tattoos on the womb…

If she is a tranny in a fake bump, a sheer outfit would be key to trick the CONSPIRACY theorists who think she’s a man….

BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL ME DUDE….I saw Junior in the 90s and I know what can be done with BABY BUMP technology.

Testicles or not, she’s still a whore and we’ll still stare, despite how creepy it is.

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Megan Fox wants girl to invest in themselves, in a skill or a hobby and to not waste energy on boys because they will drain you, so invest in yourself.

Meanwhile, she’s got about a dozen kids with David from 90210 who held her captive and bred her for all those years, so her girl power, girls don’t need boys may come from her being traumatized by the whole trad wife role she had when she was exiled or blacklisted from Hollywood for thinking she was more important than the people behind Transformers.

So it’s safe to assume that this angle is a bullshit lie, all part of her new 40 year old with blue hair, all doctored the fuck up to be the weirdest looking 40 year old, but one you’d want to fuck because it’s still Megan Fox and has a a level of menopausal sex appeal when you ignore the whole dried up vagina factor, which could be beneficial for the small penises out there to feel friction.

So despite being a mom of 6, she made her way to Coachella, to be seen and to matter amongst all these boring mainstream marketing people shaping the minds of the morons on the internet one event at a time.

She’s a little old for this shit….and I find it weird that young people would really care to go to Coachella since it’s a boomer event, back in my dad, you would not go where the boomers went, even though I am pretty much a boomer. We seek out the new, while these tourist generation seek out the hashtag or location tag on instagram I guess.

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The Megan Fox comeback has been pretty fucking boring. I don’t think I was ever a Megan Fox fan who bought into the Megan Fox being the hottest chick in the world hype from her original career, but she was far better looking that she is now.

She’s gone the route of instagram whore from 2014, with the shitty tattoos, the shitty plastic surgeries, the shitty tits…

I guess you could argue that it’s better than most 45 year old women who age gracefully, or who bow the fuck out, but at the same time, it’s fucking weird, unnatural, creepy, face injected with shit, turned into a muppet….

She recently listed all her surgeries for some interview since people are interested in Megan Fox again thanks to her trying so fucking hard to get noticed after being forgotten…

She didn’t mention her sex change, because there are rumors she’s trans, which would explain why she looks like this and why Machine Gun Kelly is so into her, you know since he’s a fag…but if she is actually born a woman and her kids with David from 90210 are actually hers, she didn’t mention her vaginaplasty either….but we know with a face like that, her pussy’s been reworked too.

Point of the story is she is an icon, whether she looks like a drag queen, a muppet or a weathered sex doll your pervert neighbor threw out in the dumpster behind your building because he fucked it til it broke, doesn’t matter.

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I remember when being Megan Fox meant something…

It was a time before she was an old lady with a plastic face and pink hair trying to trick you all into thinking she’s not an old lady.

It was a time before she even had a bunch of kids with David from 90210 who we all assumed abducted her…and who may be the guy doing her hair in these pics.

It was a time before she offended all the powers in Hollywood, because like most ghetto trash women, she thought she was the top of the fucking charts, invincible and not someone who could easily be replaced….not realizing there are 1000 Megan Foxes out there just waiting for the studio exec who pays their rent to unleash them onto the world.

There was a time when Megan Fox, who most definitely had work done on herself then, was seen as the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood…people wanted to be here, guys wanted to reverse birth themselves up inside her…she was a big deal…

Now she seems like some sex slave paying her dues to the weirdest sex slave master, which my be all part of her old lady trying to be hot strategy, but is more representative of her probably having some sort of delusions brought on by early dementia, cuz she’s old….

Obviously, we’d all let her old lady incontinence drip down our chins after pouring out all over our faces, I mean, AI Megan Fox or not, she’s doing that instagram porn face pretty well for an old lady….

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