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2022

09

Feb

Megan Fox Tits of the Day

Some of my favorite conspiracies in this really fucking weird dimension that we’re currently living in, is that Megan Fox is not only a satanist, but in being a satanist, a BORN MAN…they’ve used as a HONEYPOT, until she stood up against the people who ended up blacklisting her, only to have either been cloned or released from her cage with the help of Machine Gun Kelly, who you probably didn’t know was a handler for satan, but who MAY just be a handler for SATAN…so all your MEGAN FOX jerking off has been to a dude….and her babies were just prosthetics…and that’s ASSUMING that she’s even real.

Now I don’t fully subscribe to everyone on TV being fake, because I’ve seen people in person, from LOHAN and CINDY CRAWFORD….to that’s about it…and they were real…or as real as you’d expect them to be…

But I do knpw that the old lady, mom of many, who somehow reinvented herself in the last year, and is all of a sudden acting (terribly because she’s a terrible actor) and working again…while the world basically FORGOT her for a decade…

I just don’t think celebrity gets turned on/off that easily, so deals were mad, and prostate or not….she’s grabbing at her old lady Megan Fox tits that are about as good as her younger Megan Fox tits, which makes no scientific or biological sense, but that’s how this era works…

Meaning, prostate or not, I’ll stare at Megan Fox tits like the left in the dark, fan boy who doesn’t realize she drinks baby blood for it’s youthful qualities.

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2021

09

Apr

Megan Fox in a Tight Sheer Dress of the Day

Do you remember when Megan Fox was marketed as the hottest thing in Hollywood, even hotter than Jessica Alba, only to basically be blacklisted cuz it got to her head, allowing her to commit to her handler – David from 90210 – and pump out 6 or 10 of his kids before realizing that at 40 she still had time to breathe some life into her career…so she partnered up with a new handler named Machine Gun Kelly who’s a little late to the party, I mean a 40 year old Megan Fox with 6-10 kids with the guy from 90210 is a damaged as shit Megan fox…but at least she’s filling her face up with enough fillers to look like a doughy fucking condom after a nerd loses his virginity with his first street hooker…you know FILLED TO THE BRIM with filler…

She’s in a tight and sheer dress because despite her efforts and her attempts at social media, having a scandalous divorce, no one actually gives a fuck about Megan Fox…I mean there is a big difference between being hot, in movies, in her 20s…and being forgotten and bloated like a mom of 6-10….hanging onto the dream like a pro athlete who just won’t fucking retire….

You probably still like her, the more face injections the more she looks like porn chicks you jerk off to, so check it out…but more importantly….appreciate my artistic rendition that I should sell as an NFT…original ARTWORK…even though ART is a myth…

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2020

28

Sep

Megan Fox Booty of the Day

Megan Fox Booty

Plastic face, mom of 4 Megan Fox and her comeback tour in the form of connecting with her “soul mate” and circus clown “Machine Gun Kelly”…has been pretty fucking boring, uneventful and very much like a 40 year old mom going through a midlife crisis in a “Do you know who I used to be, the hottest bitch in Hollywood, who never did any eventful acting, but who got paid fucking well”…

Machine Gun Kelly, known for fucking porn chicks, is probably used to dealing with a banged out pussy, plus she’s Megan Fox, something exciting to any 35 something who grew up jerking off to her, as people tend to do, the whole celebrity porn thing is real….even though I don’t find celebrities anywhere near as hot or appealing as normal chicks posting their nudes online…but I’m a celebrity hater.

Anyway, Megan Fox is trying to get back into the industry, she’s trying to reclaim her status 10 years too late, she’s made amends with Michael Bay and Spielberg, defending them, which in this era is the “sucked their dicks”….because any executive or producer or director will want an actress absolving them from their pervertedness, instead of getting their dick sucked by them, because there are hotter chicks on social media to get their dick sucked by where these public figures, no matter how irrelevant are just a liability.

Anyway, in her comeback tour, she showed her mom ass in shorts on what I assume is MGK’s feed because he’s having a time with this nut case midlife crisis mom…because I guess she fucks like a porn chick….or he was just a super fan and is fan boy-ing…either way Megan Fox today is not Megan Fox that was and I think she belongs in Brian Austin Green’s dungeon basement where she’s been the last decade since this comeback’s fucking sucked on all levels.

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2020

17

Apr

Megan Fox Doesn’t Know How Masks Work of the Day

I’ve gone over this before and that’s that any of the whore celebs you see doing menial errands are on some publicity tour to get seen. They are tipping off the paparazzi because in normal life…celebs don’t do grocery shopping or errands…they pay groupie losers to be their assistants and they make those assistants RUN all their commoner / peasant tasks.

I find it very hard to believe that all of a sudden, celebs want to be out in stores during a pandemic….the one time you’d want to sacrifice your shitty assistants…

Then there’s the whole mask thing, where you can’t tell the celeb is a celeb becasue they are masked. You’d have to have a tipped off paparazzi to know it was an actual celeb.

IT IS ALL LIES…

Then there’s Megan Fox who doesn’t even know how masks work, she’s got it on for show an wants ya’ll to see her old mom of three face that dropped out when she was at her hottest and now looks like some IG sugar baby….too dumb to figure out how masks work

Fuck Megan Fox and fuck her outfit choice. If you’re going to get out there and get seen, wear some of your lingerie from the brand you own you 40 year old mom fuck.

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2018

29

Aug

Megan Fox Old Lady in Lingerie of the Day

I realize anyone who visits sites like this – are old washed up perverts who find bitches like Megan Fox hot….and haven’t realized that 10 years and multiple babies have come out of her since first falling in love with her tits….because they are old washed up perverts and none of that matters….

They give their loyalty to girls they jerked off to in all the life changing, oscar winning performances Megan Fox gave.

She’s consistently been one step away from a porn chick, and that step has consistently been her not getting naked…but after the acting thing died off thanks to Brian Austin Green being jealous and not wanting his wife and baby momma to succeed..she’s managed to lock in a lingerie partnership in her fucking 40s….which makes no fucking sense…but it makes pictures that I saw earlier in the week but didn’t post, and figure I’ll post, cuz I know my fucking old washed up pervert audience who still remember this and love this..cuz the world around you may change…but you don’t…and either does the old hooker cooter you jack off to.

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2018

30

Jul

Megan Fox Emoji Nipple for the one Job She Has of the Day

Megan Fox posted this up on the “gram”, a little nipple emoji covering of her nipple because she’s a subtle whore like that, but not overly subtle enough to turn down the Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign she partnered up on, that she may have equity on, in the weirdest spokesperson gig around, since no one cares about Megan Fox, not even the Megan Fox fans, except maybe Brian Austin Green, because he kept her in a cage all those years….

I just find it offensive that she half frees the nipples, in an era of free the nipple, but more importantly, she didn’t get topless in movies when we wanted to see her topless, but at 40 with 10 kids, all banged out and old she thinks it’s good timing to bring out the clickbait.

It’s fucking rude to us, the people sexualizing her, giving us something to sexualize, long after we’re done with her…typical rich entitled celebrity to no respect anyone but themselves…in their narcisstic bubble..

And even with the nipple clickbait…there isn’t a fucking nipple…so what they hell is this about…other than cockteasing blue ball giving…too many years too late…

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2018

01

Jun

Megan Fox Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

When you are a whore with three kids – like Megan Fox – it’s had to not have a cameltoe when you have some leggings on…..if she didn’t have a cameltoe I would assume she was wearing a rubber pussy cover or cap to prevent cameltoe….the cameltoe guard…a product that should never be invented because the whole point of being a woman is having pussy definition…it is my favorite…even when on an old battered hag….

Tight pants for everyone! Even when it is gross..

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2018

06

Apr

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Tiny Bikini on the Beach

Megan Fox is a mom of 3…all with the same weirdo boyfriend who I assumed held her in captivity…after he discovered she was in love with him growing up watching 90210, posters of him on her bedroom wall when she had dreams of hollywood, because she’s that fucking old….and she’s something that he locked in because she was for a period of time seen as the hottest girl in hollywood, despite having never had any decent movie roles, or memorable movie roles, she had all kinds of fucking hype around her…

Sure she’s looking fit in her clickbait staged paparazzi bikini pics, all muscular and not fat, living life as a lingerie model for a lingerie brand she has ownership in…but I can’t quite figure out if I like it or not, I mean it’s a bikini…but is an old lady in a bikini….and sure she’s got that Megan Fox hype most of the world forgot about…but she’s still Megan Fox…so many complex layers to analyze a woman and her famewhoring…

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2018

07

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Megan Fox in lace lingerie

Megan Fox was given some equity in some LA based Trashy panty company that they pulled out of the gutter and gave new life to….or tried to give new life to…by using Megan Fox in their campaigns….which is pretty fucking weird, because the mom of 5, who we used to assume was being held captive from DAVID from 90210….is old, irrelevant, and really had a great career as the “hot chick”…but that’s the extent of her existence and really I can’t name any movies she was even the “hot chick” in…just a lot of hype…10 years ago…

Still coming out, trying to be the hot chick, for all the old people like me who remember her…but it’s so fucking weird….

I mean we wanted to see her naked a decade ago….and now pushing 40 she’s getting half naked…her timing is all off….but like many girls about to hit menopause…she’s out for her last HURRAH…

It’s weird…

They also cast other sluts like this one for their brand….mmmm ecommerce pics…my favorite…reminiscent of jerking off to catalogs like there wasn’t internet porn

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2018

02

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Megan Fox white sheer lingerie

Megan Fox was either made a partner in some legendary panty company out of LA, or maybe just the brand ambassador, because girl needs to feel hot and relevant, and have a legit excuse to post up lingerie pics, it’s for work people, not because the mom of three likes being jerked off to, she’s a wholesome girl, a family girl, who is likely a fucking tyrant in the bedroom, at least when David from 90210 lets her out of her cage…because you know she loved being the hot chick, and was never even that shameless about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her pussy, while I feel like I’ve seen every “celebrity” pussy…but she has been a cocktease and the cocktease continues apparently…it’s not that good, but I’m sure her fans think it is…

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