Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt.

But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert.

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Here’s a mom pussy squeezed into leggings that was once a pussy that everyone wanted to marry and have babies inside at least once…a pussy, that if it was in cametoe mode pre-baby, would have been an exciting day in so many lives, but instead is more like a biology class explanation of what childbirth does to both genitals and sex appeal, even when you have a nanny to take up part of the burden…

This pussy was once a star and now it’s a fucking fail…a fail that’s hungry for leggings.

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Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival…

Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

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You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company..

I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power…

But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate…

That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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I saw these Megan Fox for Esquire pics earlier and I didn’t jump on them like a 14 year old kid seeing a girl who is not his mom or sister in a bikini for the first time….cuz this isn’t her first time…in fact…fit, photoshopped, new face or not….she’s had a kid with her longterm boyfriend….and that just fucking bores me as much as it grosses me out…she’s a wasted opportunity…who dug herself into some kinda of horrible hole she’s trying to climb out of…but it’s just not working for me…cuz I know….that across the board…hot, plastic surgery, fit or not…she’s a fucking fail…but you probably like her cuz you can’t let go of the past…and more importantly cuz you’re pathetic….Cuddles…

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As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is 40…she’s a plastic surgery financier, she’s a mom, with a ravaged vagina, and she’s married to her long term boyfriend, which is just boring, settled down, garbage..what you would expect from a 40 year old…..and whether he’s a total loser….at least on paper…and not because he’s with Megan Fox and I am bitter, in fact that’s the only redeemable thing about him, but because he was in 90210 and that’s all he’s been in….it’s boring…but at least it’s in a bikini promoting some bullshit movie you will all see..cuz you’re easily manipulated…

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Megan Fox is making a comeback for some movie called over 40 that hired her to be in it….I guess they figured people want to see her and she was the right price and talent level….

The comeback involves doing press for the movie…which is what these pics are from….

Luckily she left her new baby, that I like to refer to as Brian Austin Green’s way of trapping her more than he already has, at home…

But brought out her new body that people say she got back from baby making thanks to laser-lipo….and more importantly…her new Botox face that looks so youthful and natural…and not like a horror movie/cartoon mask….of a desperate girl who doesn’t want to look her age…but instead wants to look like a clown…weird…but I’d still do her…or more importanlty eat her placenta because it clearly possesses the powers of the fountain of youth…right?!

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Some show I’ve never heard of called The Wedding Band…has just leaked a clip of Megan Fox’s bad acting in what is probably her first job in the last couple years…you know since David from 90210 brain washed her into having his baby and throwing her career away because he loved her and made her back when no one knew who she was and everyone else around wouldn’t be into her for her…but into her….for her hot famous body….in a strategy that worked for him…..

But none of that explains TBS’ pathetic attempt to get some attention to this garbage by throwing this has been twat into the mix in an episode that Airs November 17….and that she’s wearing a crop top belly reveling shirt in….

But more importantly…none of that explains why I like watching her in low level acting in action….but her hot body does…

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MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210…..

I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity….

Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself…

But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep….

All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE.

Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…

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Thanks to modern technology – there is always going to be access to a half naked Megan Fox before she was pregnant….and thank to post partum and a hatred for the baby who ruined your career and the man who polluted you with the baby that ruined your career through brain washing and guilt tripping, coupled with a need to make money, cuz the guy you let pollute you with a baby is not really a money maker, and 90210 money from the 90s can’t last forever….along with the fact that there are countless…millions even…hot girls who are more appealing than Alba who are fighting for the same gigs…and who are willing to get naked for those roles….I can assume she’ll be naked in movies before she dies…and it may be something to look forward to, depending on how she bounces back….

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