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2009

28

Aug

Megan Fox as a Cheerleader for Some Movie of the Day

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Megan Fox is a Cheerleader in her new movie that I assume is a shitty horror movie because she’s covered in blood, that or she’s dressed up like a fuckin’ tampon and I figure that doesn’t make sense and that I’d post the pictures even though I don’t have anything to say about this shit, that I haven’t already said about This Movie and Her Topless Scene so why feed you more bullshit, than I already do, so I’m saving you energy. Here are the screenshots. I know you love them, cuz everyone loves Megan Fox, that’s why she gets work and the media wants you to think you’re gay if you don’t love her.

Posted in:Cheerleader|Megan Fox

2009

14

Aug

Megan Fox in her White Dress of the Day

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I’d fuck Megan Fox, even knowing that her pussy belongs to the dude from 90120, which I guess is the only thing he owns, now that he hasn’t worked in the last two decades, unless he gets royalties for his life changing work on the show, because it is still being syndicated in third world countries, which I guess makes sense, but is a lot less entertaining than the idea of him not only fucking this bitch but also living off this bitch just to rub in how much your life sucks….you know just to remind you that David from 90210 is fuckin’ better than you, something I’m sure anyone would never want to admit…and once they do, are forced to kill themselves, because you can’t live with yourself knowin’ that….

Posted in:Megan Fox|White Dress

2009

13

Aug

Megan Fox and Some Really Stupid Promo PSA of the Day

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The only thing positive about this PSA on Peer Pressure is where bitch tells people to slowly kill and eat the people being cruel to you, because there is a small chance some psycho high school kid addicted to acid takes her fuckin’ lead and does it, because Megan Fox is his god and he does everything she asks him to do…at least that’s what he tells the media ideally getting Megan Fox in trouble and punishing her for not being topless in this PSA, ideally ruining her career. I guess there is also hope that the movie bombs and she’s left in the fuckin’ desperate in the gutter…where people like me can come along and get her back to our house with promises of a warm mean and shower….but that’s just a fantasy….

Posted in:Megan Fox|Peer Pressure|PSA

2009

08

Jul

Megan Fox and Her Ass in a Skirt of the Day

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I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.

Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.

Posted in:Ass|Megan Fox|Skirt

2009

06

Jul

Megan Fox and Some Topless Scene in a Movie of the Day

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Megan Fox is in a movie where she plays a vampire cheerleader, or something equally retarded, you know, a concept that a group of idiots who don’t get laid, sitting around talking about the hottest fictitious fantasy possible came up with and went home to jerk off to, before writing the shitty script. I hear Werewolf Nurse was runner-up but they figured that a hairy bitch wasn’t as hot as a sex addicted bitch.

I just IMDBed the shit, and realized that it is written by Diablo Cody, which pretty much explains everything to me, because I hate Diablo Cody I don’t really know why she got so much hype and won an Oscar, or really how she used to be a stripper, based on the fact that there’s nothing mildly attractive about her and it was probably a whole scam to broaden her phony artistic vision, something the Hollywood Execs bought into, because they are plastic pieces of shit who just want to make more money than God.

Fuck it, she gets topless and topless Megan Fox is worth pretty much everyone’s time.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Topless

2009

26

Jun

Megan Fox and some See Thru Cleavage Bullshit of the Day

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This Transformers shit is goin’ nuts. I was talking to a friend of mine who waited in line at the premiere, who I comtemplated not being friends with after hearing that, who redeemed himself by having video of him asking every geeky guy in line if they would fuck the girl in Harry Potter on her period, or some shit, that made being in line with a bunch of loser almost worth it, like Megan Fox almost makes going to the movie worth it, but when she wears dresses like this, with a built in window into her soul, or at least the closest thing she has to a soul and the only thing unfortunate in all this is that the dress doesn’t have a window into her cunt.

Here’s Megan Fox dressed like Grimace to represent McDonald’s, or as I like to call it Michael Jackson’s favorite public bathroom to jerk off in, because he couldn’t contain himself with all the little kids and their happy meals….

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox|See Thru

2009

24

Jun

Megan Fox Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day

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Here’s Megan Fox, the hottest thing in Hollywood, for the time being, because I accidentally bought myself a pair of briefs at the bootleg underwear store and I’ve been sporting them the last couple days and feel fuckin’ sexy, so sexy that I may just walk myself into the bathroom and cut of my dick in hopes to move to Hollywood and suck dick to the top, never having anyone know that I was once a dude, only to take away the limelight away from this whore as the next hot thing, but I’m sure that’s all just wishful thinkin’ on my part, I mean I can never be a hot little starlet everyone wants to fuck, but I can jerk off to one, even though jerking off is the lamest form of contraceptive, I mean other than condoms, everyone knows abortion is the way to fuckin’ go.

Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up like a really fat, ugly, sweating and smelly version of one and have her read off lines from some of Megan Fox’s most memorable performances, not that I ever want to fuck my wife, or that Megan Fox has memorable performances, but I do want to get the fuck out of this post it’s even too weird for me…so here’s some Megan Fox lickin’ her lips at a fan, because lickin’ lips, dicks, and anus, is really the foundation of her
career….

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Posted in:Lips|Megan Fox|Tongue

2009

16

Jun

Megan Fox on the Street of the Day

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Here’s Megan Fox lookin’ good just doin’ nothing. What you don’t know about this picture is that before leaving the hotel, she spent a solid 4 hours in hair and make-up, hoping to look like she just crawled out of bed like she is the kind of girl who just looks good all the fucking time. One of those bitches who is just as goodlookin’ when she throws on a pair of beat up jeans and a t-shirt on a Sunday morning to run to the store to get stuff to make you breakfast in bed, while you sleep off your hangover, or when she’s all dolled up to party like a rockstar the night before, or when she’s spending a day with you laying on the beach. Always hot. They are hard to find.

On a side note, I like how she threw in a book to make us all think she’s not just someone who barely passed highschool, an idiot who should really be working a ten dollar an hour job. It’s a nice touch. Speaking of nice touches, I’d like to touch this bitch all the fuck over, it’d be pretty nice. Here are the pics.

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox

2009

15

Jun

Megan Fox Takeover Post of the Day

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Everyone loves Megan Fox and she’s starting to grow on me. Maybe as time goes on, I get more and more perverted and less and less delusional about what a hot piece of pussy should look like, because being annoyed at the fact she’s had plastic surgery shouldn’t even be a factor in my feelings towards her, because I don’t know her, plastic surgery made her better than she was and as a man it is my responsibility to fuck her. The only time I shouldn’t be down with plastic surgery is when they are removing dicks, removing tits, or trying to fix burn victims, cuz no matter how much surgery burn victims get, they still look like like horror movie creatures and that’s not supposed to sound insensitive, it’s supposed to sound true.

Here’s some pictures of some Megan Fox cameltoe action….

Here’s some Megan Fox with her titties busting out of her shirt….

Posted in:Megan Fox|Takeover

2009

08

Jun

Megan Fox is at the Airport of the Day

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Megan Fox was spotted at the airport going on some international flight, possibly to save Aids babies, or maybe to protest with the Sri Lankans, you know, use her celebrity to make a fucking difference, but I’m pretty sure its for some self-righteous bullshit, like work, and that’s okay, because just being Megan Fox is like a community service to so many virgins and dudes who can’t get laid, that she might as well be awarded the Nobel Prize for some bullshit, and I just like how her greasy, slicked face looks like she just got fucked proper, and at the airport too, I mean what can’t this whore do?

Posted in:Airport|Megan Fox