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2010

23

Feb

Ronnie Wood’s New Punching Bag of the Day

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Ronnie Wood is a Rolling Stone who got in trouble for beating up some teenager hipster he called his girlfriend, who was really just some weird Russian lookin’ import piece of shit he must have met getting high at some bar, who used him for his money, celebrity and great drug hook ups and that he used for her young, used up pussy, that was not as used up as the old used up pussy he is used to….and the whole thing made sense and balanced out the universe because these kinds of relationships happen all the fucking time..and why wouldn’t they because if you were a fucking old rock star you’d want young pussy to make you feel young and if you were young pussy, you’d want someone to buy you all the nice things you want who can also put you on the map and make you famous by association, which is more famous than you’ll ever be on your own….but apparently he chose one who calls the cops despite all you’ve done for her and that’s pretty fucking disappointing….but here he is with some Brazilian Polo coach he’s currently fucking….concluding my post on weathered old abusive rockstars and the young pussy stupid enough to fuck with them.

Trust me, when I started this post out, I expected it to workout a lot better than this…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Abusive|Rolling Stone|Ronnie Wood

2009

05

Nov

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day

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[PICTURES REMOVED CUZ ROLLING STONE ARE CUNTS]
I think Megan Fox is totally overrated and that’s exactly the reason why I am posting this pictures from some Rolling Stone Photoshoot that went down months ago because I figure it will get me traffic and take me to the fucking top of the internet where I feel like I belong…but unfortunately these pictures are boring and they aren’t going to do shit for me in terms of internet stardom or even in terms of getting off because there’s no pussy being flashed, not cock being sucked and Megan Fox remains the pornstar who go away….she’s nothing but a huge disappointment.


PICTURES REMOVED BECAUSE ROLLING STONE ARE MEAN CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO THREATENED TO SUE ME

Posted in:Megan Fox|Photoshoot|Rolling Stone

2009

16

Sep

Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

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Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….

Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties|Rolling Stone

2009

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr Naked in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I fell in love with a model the other day. She was working inside some trendy restaurant, while I was sitting outside trying to get people to give me their doggy bags, without realizing that 99% of people don’t leave trendy restaurants with leftovers, I guess it’s frowned upon.

I guess this tall, model lookin bitch who was probably working as a waitress in Canada because she lacked confidence and thought she wasn’t good enough to move to LA or NYC to become professional, kept coming outside for a cigarette and I figured I’d chat her up, knowing she had no self esteem despite having an amazing body, unfortunately, she didn’t have low enough self esteem to acknowledge me. I just kept trying to chat her up and she just kept lookin the other way. I feel like Miranda Kerr would probably do the same and here she is in some pics for Rolling Stone, wearing nothing but bush.

Here is Miranda Kerr Ringing a Bell at some Promo Event the other day…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Naked|Rolling Stone

2009

30

Apr

Sasha Grey for Rolling Stone of the Day

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You gotta hand it to Sasha Grey. She was the obscure Goth girl in her highschool, who took everything a little too seriously and who decided to embrace fucking on camera and pushing the fucking limits while she was 18 and people wanted to see it. It brought her to the top of her industry, getting paid more than any other pornstar per scene, leaving all the cheesy industry people cofused as to why, all while taking a seemingly educated approach to it all, in some kind of rationalizing why she’s a whore. So despite having bush and not really having the porn look, but pushing the fucking limits and keeping porn interesting to people desensitized or looking for the next level shit, people who aren’t me because I get turned off with her porn almost immediately. I know girls who hate porn who love her, guys who are gay who love her, people who don’t like seeing a girl take on 14 black dicks, but for some reason respect her work and think she’s put the art back into fucking on camera.

So that’s brought her to the mainstream, staring in some movie about escorts as the lead a stepping stone to take over the fuckin’ world and it all started with a dick in her mouth on camera.

So girls, when I ask you to do porn for the site, realize it is in your best interest.

On a side note, how the fuck does Rolling Stone get away with publishing pictures like this, while I get rejected by advertisers everyday for posting the same kinda shit. Hypocrisy….

Here she is at the premiere of the movie….

Posted in:Mainstream|Rolling Stone|Sasha Grey|Whore

2009

18

Mar

Terry Richardson Does Gossip Girl for Rolling Stone of the Day

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There was a time when I found Terry Richardson almost inspiring. He was leading the way in sleazy documentary photography where dude would go out with his point and shoot camera and hang with girls and get them naked and doing sleazy fucking shit. I always wanted to do that but never found the drug addicted, hipster sluts to do it, because I don’t have street cred.

Sure, I didn’t think it was all that fucking innovative, I mean everyone tries to get dirty fucking pictures, at least I always have, but the rest of the world took a liking to him and he went from the pages of Vice Magazine and jumped into the high fashion world, and dude’s still doing it while keeping the shit sleazy enough, even if it’s toned down from pictures of Gavin stompin’ out his dick like it was a dirty cigarette.

I know you don’t care about any of that, or that Dov from American Apparel bit his style, but this is what he came up with, and shit’s pretty alright, I am still a fan of his work, even if the Gossip Girl sluts in the pictures are really nothin’ special and don’t deserve to be on TV.

Here’s some access hollywood behind the scene shit….

Posted in:Rolling Stone|Terry Richardson

2009

07

Jan

Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain Does Rolling Stone Argentina of the Day

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I am pretty sure all the South American Ass loving perverts out there know exactly who Pampita is….For those of you who don’t know her, she’s some South American girl with a crazy ass who has been on TV, in various modeling shoots like Victoria’s Secret and Wonderbra and has pretty much no respect from High Fashion Argentina models because she’s a peasant or from her ex husband who she cheated on, and ran off on, only to get knocked up by the new guy and have a baby with him last February. Thanks Wikipedia.

Now she’s trying to make a comeback, show the world the baby didn’t rape her like the story her vagina tells, and I figured since shit’s making the rounds, I’d post it…so here are Some of those Rolling Stone Argentina Pics of a girl they call Pampita and her Ass.


Speaking of Crazy Ass, Check Out This Picture That Was Emailed to Me….
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Posted in:Ass|Carolina Ardohain|Pampita|Rolling Stone

2008

25

Nov

Britney Spears for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Everyone’s talking about how amazing Britney looks in these pictures for Rolling Stone. They’re all saying that she’s back, like she ever left and that she looks fit because her dumpy southern gut isn’t hanging over her pants and because she’s taken the time to shower, get made up and photoshopped in post production and all I see is some pretty fucking boring pictures of someone I wanted to fuck when she was 16, only 12 years older, 2 kids, a couple breakdowns and addictions, some saggy tit slips, a vagina slip or two, a shaved head episode and a marriage to some loser, divorce and custody battle with the same loser, and a whole lot more crazy shit than the bitch who once danced around in a school girl outfit asking to be hit, has polluted my life with her drama that I would have preferred she kept to her fucking self.

I am only posting them as proof that the media is lying to you, she’s not back, she never went anywhere and we can’t bring back the Britney we all wanted to fuck, because it defies science, but you can youtube search some of her old videos to remember, because anything is better than this boring shit.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Rolling Stone