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Archive for the Abusive Category

2010

23

Feb

Ronnie Wood’s New Punching Bag of the Day

Ronnie Wood is a Rolling Stone who got in trouble for beating up some teenager hipster he called his girlfriend, who was really just some weird Russian lookin’ import piece of shit he must have met getting high at some bar, who used him for his money, celebrity and great drug hook ups and that he used for her young, used up pussy, that was not as used up as the old used up pussy he is used to….and the whole thing made sense and balanced out the universe because these kinds of relationships happen all the fucking time..and why wouldn’t they because if you were a fucking old rock star you’d want young pussy to make you feel young and if you were young pussy, you’d want someone to buy you all the nice things you want who can also put you on the map and make you famous by association, which is more famous than you’ll ever be on your own….but apparently he chose one who calls the cops despite all you’ve done for her and that’s pretty fucking disappointing….but here he is with some Brazilian Polo coach he’s currently fucking….concluding my post on weathered old abusive rockstars and the young pussy stupid enough to fuck with them.

Trust me, when I started this post out, I expected it to workout a lot better than this…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Abusive|Rolling Stone|Ronnie Wood

2009

03

Mar

Solange Knowles Throws the Mic Stand at Her Audience of the Day

I follow Mini Beyonce on Twitter, because twitter is my new thing and she never really says anything interesting.

She’s touring, has a kid and clearly wishes she was her sister, and here’s a video of her throwing her mic stand at her audience because she’s always going to be in Beyonce’s shadow, but then again, so is pretty much everyone, considering Beyonce’s thick.

On a side note, her top twitter today was

….weave dried

or maybe it was …….

Almost forgot to put cream on the tat before I went to sleep. Keep forgetting I got one because I can’t see it.

Disgusting….

Posted in:Abusive|Mic Stand|Solange Knowles