As you know, Britney Spears being dead or institutionalized, or in a medically induced coma, replaced by either AI or a BODY double has been one of the highlights of pop culture…since Pop Culture is essentially dead, no one gives a fuck….

Britney Spears is the last standing from the OLD GUARD that’s doing anything of interest, you know the old school pop star who was top of the pops still making noise in a way that’s more authentic that the old timers trying too hard, less desperate but more disturbing because of how weird it is.

She’s a top level professionally trained performer and this is the quality of dance she puts together for herself, wine mom and clunky, fucking weird, which makes it amazing.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Britney Spears is one of the only interesting things going on in pop culture. A top trained starlet, possibly killed off and replaced, or maybe cloned with a retard clone because the tech isn’t there, or maybe it’s a body double, AI, we don’t know…but it’s one of those “that ain’t Britney” sentiments with every post.

In her weirdness, her awkward medicated dances, her sudden tooth gap that doesn’t line up with old Britney….WE WANT THE DENTAL RECORDS….she likes to strip down and show off her body.

The past week she’s been milking these lingerie set, which we’ve already posted – scroll down….

She posted other screenshots of it because she wanted to address that she has two pairs of panties on because of how sheer the top pair are, but it is possible the double panties is to keep the sap in the tree, if you know what I mean….MAPLE SYRUP TALK….

Today, she gave us a new angle with VISIBLE boots….

It’s mental, it’s like a homeless chick given access to the internet, it’s amazing…

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If you read the site, which you don’t, but if you did, you’d know that my favorite thing in Pop Culture is Britney Spears.

This girl was the top of the charts, number 1 pop star, totally celebrated and accepted as a captain of pop industry.

All the pop stars since her have been bootleg versions of her, she created or at least dominated a whole brand of pop, securing herself as legend in shitty pop music.

She’s been worked hard, she’s made crazy money, she’s been broken time and time again, because being Britney Spears is hard, just ask all the clones, body doubles and AI they’ve used to play Britnery since the original Britney was killed off, or laying in the basement in a coma.

It’s one of those falls from the top that people seem to love to watch happen, because it makes these icons seem more human and because we are inherently jealous assholes who don’t like seeing people win.

I don’t mind seeing people win, I don’t like to kick em when they’re down, I like to kick them when they are up, because it’s funny….

I just find the Britnery (the name I’ve given her AI body double) to be almost interesting in an era where no celebrity is interesting.

From the AWKWARD dances that can’t be from someone trained as hard as her, it’s like when you see a figure skater in their 50s or 60s, all fat and dumpy put on a pair of skates, they can still manage to get around on the ice….not that I know figure skaters, but it probably applies to anyone who performed at a high level.

Then Britnery gets on the internet, half naked because she likes being jerking off to, or it’s part of the shaming process they put her body doubles through in order to keep them from talking….and Britnery’s dances are worse than if I was to do her dance…and she’s BRITNEY SPEARS, allegedly.

It;s all as crazy as her teeth, which I don’t mock like SNL, I actually like real teeth on a bitch, but when you don’t have a tooth gap, then you do have a tooth gap, you start thinking we need the DENTAL RECORDS to IDENTIFY the body….

All this to say, she brings us hot old lady content, made hotter because it’s so weird.

This is what she has to say about the whole thing:

RIP Britney, HELLO whoever the fuck this is reanimating the corpse of Britney..I like the nude in bed video best….

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I think Britnery Spears, which is the new Britney Spears, is one of the most exciting things in pop culture.

The old lady with what seems like balance issues, a little old-lady-vertigo makes for a good time.

Whether it’s old content being recycled, or just the meltdown of what was at one time the single most important pop star of more than one generation, but the girl can barely stand or do her silly dance moves despite being professionally trained at the highest level.

She’s more of a viral TikTok mom from the trailer park, drunk with a dream of going viral or just a not really giving a fuck about being laughed at on the platform, since it’s better than the hell she is living….

But she’s a TOP level star…..

This level of collapse is legendary…they call it the Domincan Nightclub level of collapse!

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Here’s some Britney Spears for the manicure fetishists out there, because you know there’s people out there who get off to watching girls get their fake nails, otherwise why would chicks waste all that money getting fake nails. Everything a girl does is to get that toxic male gaze, otherwise they’d all be fat dumpy fucks out of convenience.

She’s rocking what may be a British Accent, because she’s a performer, or a body double….

She’s showing off some crackhead looking nails that got eaten off in some crackhead breakdown of nervous energy between hits….just chew those fucking things off….

Which may be a fetish for some of you….because girls with the nice nails are too high maintenance, it’s the ones with the crackhead nails you want because they need a hot meal and a shower, which could get you laid….

She’s rocking what look like some British teeth, because she’s got some rugged looking teeth that don’t feel very Britney Spears…

But that’s probably what happens when you’re a reanimated corpse….body parts fall apart…

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Britney Spears just keeps the dreams alive, doesn’t she?

In this video posted yesterday, she had what you’d call a SUNDAY FUNDAY if you were a faggot.

On her SUNDAY FUNDAY she danced around in her lingerie, we’re talking boustier (if that’s what that’s even called” and what looks like a racy red thong….

BONERS would have been had if BONERS collaborated with their BONER OWNER if they could get BONERS…but instead are just disappointed dick clits….or clit dicks retracting into ones body like a HORRIBLE David Copperfield trick…

What I am trying to say is the old lady Britney, or her replacement, brought a shameless dance an eager fan could jerk off to if Britney, or her replacement, was the kind of woman they were into jerking off to…

You know one of those weirdos who likes the current look of a babe, instead of referencing her content from when she was at her prime, because the current look is more weathered an seemingly more attainable.

I am convinced Britney is dead, that this wasn’t shot on a Sunday Funday, but rather years ago….they’ve got her on some life support on a medical induced coma where they are programming her with podcasts 24/7….

But it’s worth buying into the lie, since they are so committed to it.

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Britney Spears dancing while potentially dead is the closest you may get to necrophilia…assuming you like jerking off to this kind of thing.

She may be dead and this was shot before she was killed off, or maybe she’s just brain dead from all the medication, which is less necrophilic, but still creepy to fuck if you work at the facility in which they store the drooling vegetable who can’t say no to your romantic advances…..

She could be AI, a body double or some futuristic rich person re-animation of a corpse who still happens to have tits because plastic doesn’t rot quite like actual flesh…so long after she’s just a skeleton the tits shall remain….which may be exciting for future archeologists or aliens digging up our remains after we are made extinct, since they’ll get to play with ancient titties, like the time you fucked that granny, only even more ancient than that…more like the time you jerked off into your mom’s Chinese Vase from the 1300s she got at the flea market….RELICS of the past baby one more time…

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In huge news, Britney Spears has had a new background for her weirdo dance videos and it’s a fireplace.

She’s basically an updated version of the fireplace streams that you play in your basement apartment to get as close to that cozy feeling you’d get in a cabin in the woods provided you weren’t broke and ghetto.

Instead of Christmas music or even the fireplace crackle, we’ve got a different kind of crackle, and that’s Britney Spears all cracked out and behaving weirdly in her awkward dancing, that people like me find hot because crazy girls are a fetish.

She’s tugging on her red dress, showing off the 45 year old mom tits, being a little provocative and the whole thing feels like a mental break on her part, because when some chicks lose their minds, this is the kind of thing they do.

I’m not convinced it’s actually Britney and not a body double…

I’m not convinced that it’s not AI and they’ve just programmed a new background they are showing off.

I’m not convinced that Britney’s not dead….or in a medical coma while her team figures out money making tactics to refill the coffers since she’s been less productive, but those conspiracies make her all the hotter.

Here she is in leopard print by the fire!

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I think the most exciting thing in pop culture news is Britney Spears, or the Ghost of Britney Spears releasing her weird big titty dance videos for instagram.

They are exciting for a few reasons, the pop star now old factor, the big mom tit factor, the probably dead and this is AI factor….

But if you’ve been following Britney’s Instagram dance content like I have, you’ll be excited to see she’s found a whole new backdrop.

This is like when your boss on Zoom decides to go to Miami with his background….

This is a fireplace setting for her dance video, implying she sets a fire everyday, unless she just pumps out all her high concept, creative directed content in one sitting.

Either way….it’s the most exciting thing in Pop Culture, which is why you should jerk off to it, or do whatever it is you do with big tits in tight dresses in video…

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She is really the American dream.

A small town trashy girl with a meth addicted father who had a white trash dream of being the next Shirley Temple or Jon Benet Ramsey…..

Only instead of ending up dead in the basement duct of the house, Britney became Britney Spears….who is probably dead somewhere, but they present her as being alive, so not dead as far as we know…

She is a legend who apparently walks amongst us, or probably stumbles awkwardly amongst us, because of all the medication she is on, assuming she’s not dead, which you shouldn’t assume….

After a 30 year career at the top of the pops, half of it while enslaved by the industry handlers, being programmed into whatever she is now…..

She can finally take a deep breathe, unless she’s actually dead and this is old content or AI….and produce her true art masterpieces, you know Frank Lloydd Wright, the architect did 1/3 of his work in his 70s….

Her true art masterpieces, body suit leotard dances in front of the fireplace…and her tits look MASSIVE.

The good work….

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