Britney Spears posted another one of her videos to pretend that she is still alive, not dead, working on her next big thing, partnering up with the Kardashians to give them clout, while securing her place on the social media machine….

She does some of the weirdest content on social media, it’s art baby, or it’s just outdated, shot on the first generation iPhone, or the kind of flip phone they give to grannies who don’t have the mental capacity to run a SMART phone…

If Britney, or the body double they are holding hostage pretending to be Britney get access to the internet, they’ll blow the cover, kill the story and cry for help in livestreams….which is what I am waiting for.

The Britney Spears being held captive all these years is one of the more interesting stories…

The fact that in her mid 40s, the super star popstar is putting out Phoebe Price level awkward dance videos is inspiring to me, because it’s hilarious and weird.

The hope is that she was meeting with the Kardashians to discuss a sex tape, because I’d have no choice by to jerk my limp dick, who aspires to be a hard dick, but isn’t as lucky as other dicks to Britney….

Apparently, it’s never too late to give the people the close up penetration videos we’ve been waiting for for decades at this point.

While we wait, we get to watch her dance, her thong lingerie content, her complaining about her dress being too short….and it all feels like a Russian bunker camgirl operation on the Human Trafficking circuit…

However, it’s Britney Bitch….

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Britney Spears is going viral because she’s attached herself to the literal dick sucking, clout chasing, dog shit Kardashians.

She’s Britney Spears, but she lives in a world where she needs to be hired by the Kardashians to continue to exist.

Even though I’ve been convinced that she’s dead and feel like the conspiracy is something the Kardashians are in on, because they are shameless and demonic and control the minds of the pop culture feed, so anything they push becomes real….

Meaning, hiring the Kardashians to push the Britney not dead narrative is a good way to push it, since it’s already gone viral.

I’m not convinced, since the Kardashians are the scum of the earth and will do whatever it takes to hype shit up…

The other potential possibility is that Britney is actually alive, but the Kardashians are so rich, they hire pop stars to lay in bed and cuddle like they are besties, now that everyone is in their 40s…since Britney is iconic and it’s fun for the weird Kardashian kids to see her in bed with their moms….

We don’t have the answers, but it happened…

More importantly, she flashed her bush in one of her videos, far more interesting…

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It may not be news, but Britney Spears dance videos may be the only thing worth living for.

That’s not to say that Britney Spears is living for them, since this could be some level of Zombie Apocalypse, where they reanimate her for her dance videos….

She may also be the AI apocalypse….just new footage based on old footage re-worked to trick us, giving the illusion she is still alive…

It could just be old footage….

So yeah, the Britney Dance Videos are the only thing keeping her alive in our hearts, minds and boners….

But they are also the only interesting thing out of pop culture bullshit….even if she’s no longer really pop culture since she’s dead…even the app she uses “InShot” is some early instagram app that she doesn’t even pay for the non-branded version…

MAYBE this is all just a paid ad….

We’ll never know, we’re just forced to appreciate every second of the weirdness.

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Nothing says scary Halloween season like a terrifying Britney Spears in a mental health dance break….

It’s like she’s either a zombie revived from the dead, or just a straight up psychopath who has lost her mind, maybe she’s AI….but definitely the house on the street that the kids run from, knowing the locked in the basement witch comes out to play…..which is surprisingly the same reason grown men everywhere would go trick or treating at her house because the crazy ones, even the dead ones who have reanimated, are the good fucks…

Above all else, she’s still Britney Spears….and that’s a good thing to be, even with all the torment and grip of satan on her shoulder….

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Britney Spears is dancing and so should you!

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Hey, everybody….let’s dance.

It’s like we are running our own internet kid’s show here, but only because you are all semi retarded….drooling on your damn selves…

I should write in rhyme, like some baby shark, Miss Rachel, or the other perverts of Youtube making 100s of millions of dollars with their theatre kid, stunted brain, scams….

We’re are own kind of perverts here, the kind who don’t do it for the money and if there’s one thing a crackhead, mental case, psychopath, insane Britney Spears in dance can teach us, it’s that we are perverted enough to appreciate those things while dancing.

We’re the old school, we remember a time when any stripper we got a lap dance from was a lunatic who made us uncomfortable but we still tried are best to get our money’s worth from the lap dance by cumming ourselves…

We’re of an era where the crazier the better, there were no real psycho drugs, at least not available to the crackhead stripper, that was what street drugs were for…

In this over medicated, over prescribed, anti-depressant fuelled world….where everyone thinks they are crazy…we miss out on the real crazies, not the self diagnosed, needing an excuse, crazy from the side effects of the meds they don’t need crazy….

Britney brings us to a better time in our lives…and it’s nice to see how far she’s been able to go with her career, life and current condition…

She could have been killed off at 27 and probably was, this is just AI and Body Doubles, K-Fed paid off to keep the lie alive…

For all we know and for the purpose of this post, Britney’s older, crazier and still fucking dancing….

So let’s dance….

Shit, I was supposed to write this post in rhyme, you know, since you’re all drooling retards….

As if you’re even reading this, there’s YOUTUBE videos to watch instead….GET WITH THE TIMES…

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I figure if you’re going to do one thing on Canadian Thanksgiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous People’s Day…which all happen to be today…

It’s watch a video of Britney Spears dancing, that feels like it’s old content being repurposed because the real Britney Spears may be dead…and this is how you keep her alive on social media….

Unfortunately it’s not old content from her in her prime, because it’s awkward middle aged mom doing weirdo dances, despite being Britney Spears, a professionally trained performer….but that can be exciting too….I mean awkward middle aged moms can be a good time and are more accessible than when they were in their prime…

You just need to realize where your level of appeal lies and I can assure you that it’s never when the girl is in her prime, it’s more a Forest Gump story of when she’s been blown own with AIDS crawling back to you….and that’s ok….we take what we can get….

Britney reminds us of that.

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I may think that Britney Spears is dead and this is her body double or AI, but I guess in a lot of ways, we’re all dead too, but we don’t have the resources to have body doubles or AI doing our work for us….instead we rot away because we’re not fully dead…just dead enough to continue feeling the pain and suffering…

That being said, it was the VMAs last night, so we’re not the only ones holding onto the 90s….

They had LL COOL J host, so we’re definitely not the only ones holding onto the 90s….

There was a time when the VMAs were a big deal and Madonna did some satanic sexual indoctrination of Britney and X-Tina in a three-way-tongue session….a big deal at the time…

It worked out great for Britney, since she’s dead now….but not dead enough to put out dancing content…

OK FINE – you want VMA content to stay current…

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Too Boring to post pictures of…..

ARIANA GRANDE ZOMBIE

LADY GAGA VILE IN BLACK

Rebecca Black has Tits

Still boring but slutty which counts for something…..

OLIVIA DUNNE BRA TOP

DOJA CAT IS TERRIFYING

OZEMPIC MARIAH SHOWING LESS FAT THIGHS

ZARA LARSSON SHEER DRESS

TYLA HAS PANTIES ON

SABRINA CARPENTER IS A BOBBLE HEAD MAN

TAYLOR MOMSEN BRA TOP

Tate McRae in her Underwear

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Britney Spears is either a crazy person, AI, dead in a coma, or a body double….but she still consistently delivers the content, even if it may be 5 year old content, it’s still content worth watching, since she’s half naked in it.

In today’s videos, she’s edited her green bikini of last week, which is a green bikini we’ve seen before, possibly years ago, but definitely months ago.

So the video starts with her in a white dress with her tits out and a lowcut swimsuit in the other, but the end with her in her green bikini….

If you watch through the entire thing, she graces us with a legitimate white girl twerk, girl is from Louisiana afterall.

It’s weird, but amazing, because navigating the capture and release of Britney Spears has been one of the most interesting stories in Pop Culture, I mean that and Ryan Seacrest’s anal sex with instagram model addiction…

There is nothing quite as interesting as Britney being an actual slave for her family, working doing shows while in captivity, as people cheered her on because they were blinded by the Britney….

Only to be released from the family to do basically nothing interesting, rarely spotted in public, normally shot in content from the same weird living room, occasionally in the tropics because she claims to be moving to Mexico….

It’s all creepy, a horror movie, a little pornographic, just not pornographic enough. I want the Britney Sex Tape to revive the interest in Sex Tapes….those were the good years in whoring….

Check it out:

Here is the twerk that starts with pouring water on her tit:

Here are those videos:

She also posted naked pics:

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I believe that Britney Spears is either dead or locked in some prison cell, or in a coma.

The content we are seeing is either really old content that they recycle, AI, or with a body double.

The shit is so bootleg it seems like it’s not even the most up-to-date AI, shot on what seems to be a Palm Pilot.

It makes the Britney Spears, low grade content hustle a lot more exciting. This is a highly paid pop star, one of the top popstars in Hisotry and her content is worse than a 50 year old divorcee signing up to Tinder…

The content is consistently recycled, like a catfishing fat chick using either her friend’s picture or a picture from her pre-fat….

This Green Bikini has made an appearance on her feed in the past….

Someone needs to dig through her trash and do an investigative journalism on her.

Something is fishy and it’s not just her unshowered menopausal crazy cunt….it’s EVERYTHING about her.

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