Britney Spears just keeps the dreams alive, doesn’t she?

In this video posted yesterday, she had what you’d call a SUNDAY FUNDAY if you were a faggot.

On her SUNDAY FUNDAY she danced around in her lingerie, we’re talking boustier (if that’s what that’s even called” and what looks like a racy red thong….

BONERS would have been had if BONERS collaborated with their BONER OWNER if they could get BONERS…but instead are just disappointed dick clits….or clit dicks retracting into ones body like a HORRIBLE David Copperfield trick…

What I am trying to say is the old lady Britney, or her replacement, brought a shameless dance an eager fan could jerk off to if Britney, or her replacement, was the kind of woman they were into jerking off to…

You know one of those weirdos who likes the current look of a babe, instead of referencing her content from when she was at her prime, because the current look is more weathered an seemingly more attainable.

I am convinced Britney is dead, that this wasn’t shot on a Sunday Funday, but rather years ago….they’ve got her on some life support on a medical induced coma where they are programming her with podcasts 24/7….

But it’s worth buying into the lie, since they are so committed to it.

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Britney Spears dancing while potentially dead is the closest you may get to necrophilia…assuming you like jerking off to this kind of thing.

She may be dead and this was shot before she was killed off, or maybe she’s just brain dead from all the medication, which is less necrophilic, but still creepy to fuck if you work at the facility in which they store the drooling vegetable who can’t say no to your romantic advances…..

She could be AI, a body double or some futuristic rich person re-animation of a corpse who still happens to have tits because plastic doesn’t rot quite like actual flesh…so long after she’s just a skeleton the tits shall remain….which may be exciting for future archeologists or aliens digging up our remains after we are made extinct, since they’ll get to play with ancient titties, like the time you fucked that granny, only even more ancient than that…more like the time you jerked off into your mom’s Chinese Vase from the 1300s she got at the flea market….RELICS of the past baby one more time…

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In huge news, Britney Spears has had a new background for her weirdo dance videos and it’s a fireplace.

She’s basically an updated version of the fireplace streams that you play in your basement apartment to get as close to that cozy feeling you’d get in a cabin in the woods provided you weren’t broke and ghetto.

Instead of Christmas music or even the fireplace crackle, we’ve got a different kind of crackle, and that’s Britney Spears all cracked out and behaving weirdly in her awkward dancing, that people like me find hot because crazy girls are a fetish.

She’s tugging on her red dress, showing off the 45 year old mom tits, being a little provocative and the whole thing feels like a mental break on her part, because when some chicks lose their minds, this is the kind of thing they do.

I’m not convinced it’s actually Britney and not a body double…

I’m not convinced that it’s not AI and they’ve just programmed a new background they are showing off.

I’m not convinced that Britney’s not dead….or in a medical coma while her team figures out money making tactics to refill the coffers since she’s been less productive, but those conspiracies make her all the hotter.

Here she is in leopard print by the fire!

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I think the most exciting thing in pop culture news is Britney Spears, or the Ghost of Britney Spears releasing her weird big titty dance videos for instagram.

They are exciting for a few reasons, the pop star now old factor, the big mom tit factor, the probably dead and this is AI factor….

But if you’ve been following Britney’s Instagram dance content like I have, you’ll be excited to see she’s found a whole new backdrop.

This is like when your boss on Zoom decides to go to Miami with his background….

This is a fireplace setting for her dance video, implying she sets a fire everyday, unless she just pumps out all her high concept, creative directed content in one sitting.

Either way….it’s the most exciting thing in Pop Culture, which is why you should jerk off to it, or do whatever it is you do with big tits in tight dresses in video…

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She is really the American dream.

A small town trashy girl with a meth addicted father who had a white trash dream of being the next Shirley Temple or Jon Benet Ramsey…..

Only instead of ending up dead in the basement duct of the house, Britney became Britney Spears….who is probably dead somewhere, but they present her as being alive, so not dead as far as we know…

She is a legend who apparently walks amongst us, or probably stumbles awkwardly amongst us, because of all the medication she is on, assuming she’s not dead, which you shouldn’t assume….

After a 30 year career at the top of the pops, half of it while enslaved by the industry handlers, being programmed into whatever she is now…..

She can finally take a deep breathe, unless she’s actually dead and this is old content or AI….and produce her true art masterpieces, you know Frank Lloydd Wright, the architect did 1/3 of his work in his 70s….

Her true art masterpieces, body suit leotard dances in front of the fireplace…and her tits look MASSIVE.

The good work….

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Britney Spears has found herself a new backdrop as part of her ZOOM screen, which may be AI, or it could be a real location, but I don’t think they let the crackhead, medicated,freak of a woman too far out of sight, they prefer to keep her comatose and not anywhere need fire….

They are recharging her for when they decide to give her a revival tour, comeback tour, or in the worst case for her, announce she’s dead and never have her tour agai…she’ll just age out, like she’s already aged out at her villa in Mexico…or in that coma they’ve likely got her in assuming she’s not dead.

Now, if this is her in fresh content, she’s pretty old. but in a thong and it works for her, I mean I’ll look at any ass in a thong, no matter how old it is, and really with her years of dancing and being medicated, her ass is hardly as bad as most 45 year olds, which is saying something, just not sure what…

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Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double that they are pretending is Britney Spears decided to repost a video of her dancing in sheer panties on her instagram, the previous video was posted only a few weeks or less ago, but she decided to do a tighter crop so that you can see a little more of the pussy in the sheer panties.

I didn’t do a side-by-side analysis since I don’t actually care, I just think the social media feed of Britney is on some level of weird, which makes it more fun that properly shot and curated content, mainly because she has a budget to have on-staff filmers, but why bother with that when you’re dead and just reposting old content.

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I don’t know if Britney’s team is just recycling content, but since I think she’s dead, that’s a pretty good guesstimate you fucks.

All her videos look the fucking same, only now they’ve integrated Mexico into the storyline, so there’s occasionally a bikini thrown into the mix.

Otherwise, it’s dark room dancing in her underwear, or sheer dresses, showing her thonged ass and having a good time.

Is this Britney?

Is she dead?

Is she just brain dead from being fed those mass-murder-suicide brain pills that the medical industry has ASSAULTED the people with, they call them anti-depressants but they make you all fucking crazy.

What we do know is that being Britney Spears means she’s more valuable alive than dead for now, but when they are ready to drop the “death” they want to be prepared for the huge influx of revenue they get whenever these celebs die.

Michael Jackson was worth more dead than alive and his whore daughter who sends lawyers after me to delete her instagram whore years because she’s more serious now, is the beneficiary of that….

Same applies to this one….

So if Britney is dead or institutionalized or in a basement medical induced coma, on life support without the plug being pulled, prefect for the necrophiliacs and Britney Fans alike who’d fuck her corpse because it’s Britney Bitch….

Then we are watching old content, AI content, Body Double Content…..replaced Britney….new Britney….digitized Britney….doesn’t matter…

She’s flashing her thong…dancing like a retard…flashing her thong….which does matter.

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At this point in time, it’s impossible to know if Britney Spears is real.

We don’t even really know if she was ever real.

She could have just been a series of holograms, early AI before they released the consumer grade AI that is manipulating our minds and shaping us into the autistic moronic robots we are…

So the thonged ass may or may not be Britney’s thonged ass, either way it’s an old picture so it’s not what her mom ass looks like anymore, but it’s a thong and as someone with a passion for thongs, a THONG FETISH if you will, which I didn’t realize I had until recently when the thong became less mainstream…but that I definitely have, I can’t think of a better way to wake up, than to Britney’s thonged ass in photo.

I figure there are a lot of better ways to wake up, rich, with an erection, getting a dick suck….but for the sake of the site, this is the best we’ve got and it’s good enough even if it’s not very good.

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All is right in the word.

You’ve got your anti-establishment, rebel of a president is hard at work actually making moves to improve your life…freeing people like the Silk Road guy who I wish I knew more about back when he was at the top of his game, buying contraband with Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar a Bitcoin, like the nerd you’d think I’d be having a website….but I’m the wrong kind of nerd with a wesbite.

AND Britney Spears, the CORPSE of Britney Spears, the AI that is Britney Spears or the BODY DOUBLE that is Britney Spears is producing dance videos in sheer lingerie like a ROMANTIC from her prison cell of a mansion…

Maybe one of hero Trump’s executive orders should be actually FREEING Britney Spears because like 9/11, the Moon Landing, Aliens at the Bottom of the Ocean, Antarctica….we have a RIGHT TO KNOW…

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