If you read the site, which you don’t, but if you did, you’d know that my favorite thing in Pop Culture is Britney Spears.
This girl was the top of the charts, number 1 pop star, totally celebrated and accepted as a captain of pop industry.
All the pop stars since her have been bootleg versions of her, she created or at least dominated a whole brand of pop, securing herself as legend in shitty pop music.
She’s been worked hard, she’s made crazy money, she’s been broken time and time again, because being Britney Spears is hard, just ask all the clones, body doubles and AI they’ve used to play Britnery since the original Britney was killed off, or laying in the basement in a coma.
It’s one of those falls from the top that people seem to love to watch happen, because it makes these icons seem more human and because we are inherently jealous assholes who don’t like seeing people win.
I don’t mind seeing people win, I don’t like to kick em when they’re down, I like to kick them when they are up, because it’s funny….
I just find the Britnery (the name I’ve given her AI body double) to be almost interesting in an era where no celebrity is interesting.
From the AWKWARD dances that can’t be from someone trained as hard as her, it’s like when you see a figure skater in their 50s or 60s, all fat and dumpy put on a pair of skates, they can still manage to get around on the ice….not that I know figure skaters, but it probably applies to anyone who performed at a high level.
Then Britnery gets on the internet, half naked because she likes being jerking off to, or it’s part of the shaming process they put her body doubles through in order to keep them from talking….and Britnery’s dances are worse than if I was to do her dance…and she’s BRITNEY SPEARS, allegedly.
It;s all as crazy as her teeth, which I don’t mock like SNL, I actually like real teeth on a bitch, but when you don’t have a tooth gap, then you do have a tooth gap, you start thinking we need the DENTAL RECORDS to IDENTIFY the body….
All this to say, she brings us hot old lady content, made hotter because it’s so weird.
This is what she has to say about the whole thing:
ust to give some insight on this picture… well I might look really pretty but I’ve never shared myself with a man in lingerie that REALLY made me feel beautiful and sacred. I’m not even lying… my closet was incredibly insane because it was a space for my soul and there had been waaaay too many times I had been incredibly disrespected in bed. Why the fuck would I ever share the real delicacy of the feeling I actually get when I do feel beautiful ??? It’s so bitter sweet, but I knew my REAL heart would never share that or take a chance to bring my real heart in bed with someone who I KNEW would utterly and completely destroy me… so kinda fucked up a 6 year relationship ??? 2 year relationship… that’s a very long time to dream of the real deal, but guess what, I was 100% right. So they think they played me ??? I realize I played their asses as well ??????
RIP Britney, HELLO whoever the fuck this is reanimating the corpse of Britney..I like the nude in bed video best….
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