I like to think that Britney Spears is dead, but based on her content, she’s still worth fucking….

It’s the accessible necrophilia because she’s not a rotting corpse, sure the pussy may be rotten, but the rest of her is some reanimated flesh puppet you can use as a fleshlight…

The 45 year old mom, who MUST be a body double or sophisticated AI must be tolling us, because she is struggling so hard with her dance moves, like she’s drunk or her brain meds have given her vertigo.

They want you to believe that this is Britney Spears, DISNEY kid with 30 years of professional training…

I call bullshit…

Her captions help secure that this must be part of some higher level conspiracy:

Mystic temple and prophecies only felt by movement and revelations because the opening of the heart is one the world’s most beautiful mysteries !!! Am I the key ?

I don’t know much about the Satanic music industry, but I’m thinking this one is one of their sacrifices I’d be more than happy to scrape off their Satanic Sacrifice altar and fuck with either face or penis….because it’s BRITNEY BITCH…

Nice outfit choice momma. Dead or not, she’s a legend.

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Britney Spears slipped into a leopard print one-piece bathing suit where she danced like a really skilled professional dancer who spend a lifetime in the dance studio doing dances and not like an awkward aunt at the Christmas party with one too many egg nogs, or a woman in her 40s forced to work the day shift at the strip club because she developed an opiate addiction and she’s got crackhead energy in every awkward step you know she things is high concept and interpretive.

I am of the conspiracy that Britney is dead or this is a body double.

It could be old content before they killed her off or maybe it’s actually Britney in some bunker they don’t let her out of crying for help with this weirdness that includes brushing her teeth, drinking her Fiji water, doing a hand-puppet show or sign language SOS messaging with a titty grab.

Really, it doesn’t matter because her half naked middle aged dance routine is the kind of weird and crazy I get down with…

The captivity or potentially dead makes the jerking off to her dancing more meaningful…and if she’s AI, even better since your girlfriend is too.

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The highlight of the week already happened in the form of Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, playing around in the ocean in a yellow bikini in what may be old content that she is repurposing…so from humping the air like a horny medicated retard…to crawling around in the tropical waters on all fours….featuring a bathing suit being eaten by her vagina…which is coincidentally a bathing suit that would be amazing if eaten by me….but only after days of use and weeks of fermentation in hopes of having a spiritual trip like micro-dosing mushrooms….to find some kind of enlightenment…where my fungus of choice is Britney’s toxic, medicated, pussy juice aged to perfection….because I’m weird.

What I am trying to say is that Britney may be dead, but she doesn’t need to be alive to be ALIVE to me…if you know what I mean..

I know the necros and doll fuckers out there get what I’m saying….SICKOS….

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I am a firm believer that legalizing dancing was the fall of society.

I’ve seen Footloose and I think a dance-less town is a good place to fucking be.

You know, head out on the road to track down strippers a county over, while keeping your country safe from the retardation of dance.

Unfortunately, we’ve fallen too hard as a people and now we’re living in this bullshit internet world that skews our brains and that makes even the most remote hick, who has no business speaking like a “Valley Girl” with his UPTALK rather than the dialect of his remote living people in the island of their small town….

We’ve got people who would have never decided to switch up their genders if it wasn’t for internet…they’d be oppressed, not gay and weird buying all the trending items they are told to buy….or listen to…mass indoctrination.

Dance is part of the problem, the Chinese know it and exploit it with TikTok…clearly Britney or the AI they pretend is Britney, or the body double they say is Britney because Britney is dead keeps on dancing and crazy girls dancing is the only dancing you need…because you can pretend it is how she fucks….

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her cupping her big Louisiana sea food boil set of aged popstar tits.

It feels like it’s another one of her old content pieces that we’ve already seen posted, because they keep on recycling very similar photos to keep her instagram profile alive in a way that makes you think she’s alive.

I like to think that there’s some evil conspiracy, where Britney is in a mental spazz coma in the basement of her mansion, while her team keep her accounts updated to give you a sense that she’s alive but crazy.

So they post recycled half naked content, write insane captions that make no sense, like this one which was along the lines of “I know this picture looks like an old picture I posted, but I like to recreate pictures every year to see how I’ve changed, in order to build self esteem from all the jerks I’ve been taken down by over the last year in this crazy world”….or something along those crazy lines…

The only reason I believe it could be real is how bootleg it looks, the shit seems shot in the 00s on an early camera phone that only celebs had access to….but that could just be the aesthetic they are going for in packaging as crazy and always shooting dance videos in the same place in her house…

Dead or alive, crazy or not, free or in captivity, she’s still Britney Spears and I’ll stare at her videos even if that shit is old content or AI…it’s Britney motherfuckers…

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I am convinced that Britney Spears is dead and whatever they are presenting of her is a body double, AI, or old content.

I realize she did a video before posting these dance moves about the VMAs, some kind of tribute to her life before being medicated by her handlers, assuming she hasn’t been medicated by her handlers since they first brought her out of the cloning lab they build these celebrities in, before they brain wash them and turn them into money making machines….

It’s current, like a hostage holding up the newspaper but I still think she’s dead and whether she’s or not, I’ll still watch her weird dance videos that seem to be part of some sort of conspiracy that only insiders are kept up to speed on, some everything is scripted or for a reason that we don’t understand because it’s part of an even bigger conspiracy because it’d be boring if a star of her size fell off this hard and isn’t even releasing porn clips, just weird panty clips.

I guess we’ll see how they conclude the Britney Spears story of abuse, but while they figure out their storylines, I’m here to watch her panty dances…and now so are you.

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Here’s a video of Britney Spears gyrating the air, like she’s fucking a ghost, or one of the voices in her crazy head.

She’s also in a skimpy bikini and showing off her pubic bone, which is something that she does in these weirdly shot videos from the prison she calls home.

I still think she’s on a Green Screen, or that this shit is just AI, but I don’t think it really matters whether Britney is dead, or if she’s actually in the midst of a mental breakdown that we are experiencing, or if her handlers just want us to think she’s being crazy while using a body double, while she’s in a medical induced coma in her a hospital bed in her basement….

I think the whole thing is pretty erotic….and I’m not even into girls farting in cowboy hats as a fetish….

I’m more into half naked 40 something pop stars crashing and burning in the weirdest of ways…she’s professionally trained but handles the internet like a crackwhore who just got her first phone with a camera on it from the government so she’s doing her best to make it count…

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Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

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It is safe to assume that when someone officially loses their mind, maybe because there’s been too many anti-depressants jacked up inside her brain while her handlers abuse and traumatized her, they seem to like to dance erratically like lunatics…

You know, letting their inner demons out….in ways that you could imagine the bitch being crazy enough to accidentally end up on your dick…..because based on the videos Britney or the body double they use as Britney because Britney is actually dead…

She’s almost so far gone that it is almost likely that she’d be willing to fuck a guy like you…so her middle aged mom ass and exposed pubic bone gyrating for instagram in some humilation ritual…channeling the inner Phoebe Price….becomes far more fun to stare at because you can imagine it on your dick….

All you need to do is access her and this lunacy can ride you until you explode up inside it, which wouldn’t be too long of a time since it’s Britney, unless you’re kinda terrified by this kind of thing and only doing it for the story.

I believe in you and your ability to seduce a Britney Spears into raping you like a horny lunatic with an itch she can’t quite scratch in her panties….

Here is today’s Spears dance video:

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Britney Spears, one of the most prolific pop stars of this generation, who has been performing since she was a little kid, training for hours and hours at her craft….producing shows and tours and performances that inspire and excite her fans….starring in music videos that defined a generation….has managed to put together dance videos on instagram that feel like your medicated single cat lady aunt at a family wedding after one too many glasses of wine poorly interacts with her alergy meds because they are weird and awkward and make you feel as uncomfortable as you’d feel if that same aunt grabbed your crotch while drunk asking you to fuck her despite being related….

It’s a vibe…

Her look is luckily more of trailer park meth addict stripper too old to strip as she grabs her tits energy….and these top level performances are pretty ghetto and unreal but that’s why I love them…

Hot tits and crazy eyes….amazing.

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