In huge news, Britney Spears has had a new background for her weirdo dance videos and it’s a fireplace.

She’s basically an updated version of the fireplace streams that you play in your basement apartment to get as close to that cozy feeling you’d get in a cabin in the woods provided you weren’t broke and ghetto.

Instead of Christmas music or even the fireplace crackle, we’ve got a different kind of crackle, and that’s Britney Spears all cracked out and behaving weirdly in her awkward dancing, that people like me find hot because crazy girls are a fetish.

She’s tugging on her red dress, showing off the 45 year old mom tits, being a little provocative and the whole thing feels like a mental break on her part, because when some chicks lose their minds, this is the kind of thing they do.

I’m not convinced it’s actually Britney and not a body double…

I’m not convinced that it’s not AI and they’ve just programmed a new background they are showing off.

I’m not convinced that Britney’s not dead….or in a medical coma while her team figures out money making tactics to refill the coffers since she’s been less productive, but those conspiracies make her all the hotter.

Here she is in leopard print by the fire!

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