It’s apparently Saint Patrick’s Day today, or yesterday or tomorrow…but if you’re drunk enough, it can be Saint Patrick’s day every day.

I am not really sure why a holiday devoted to the man who brought Jesus to Ireland has turned into a mom puking in a back alley at the annual parade, but that’s just where humanity takes things.

I am sure that I don’t need any excuse to drink a Guinness, because Guinness is the medicine we all need, just don’t tell an Irishman you are fighting in your life to drink a Guinness, like the crazed leprechaun because they will drunkenly hit you with “we don’t like that stereotype, my granpappy died of alcoholism”….which is why Irish have that stereotype, it’s not like there’s anything else to do in Ireland but fuck sheep….

Anyway….Carmen Electra decided to LAZILY wish you a HAPPY ST PADDY’s with WEED LEAF titty cuz they are green, not SHAMROCK SHAKE TITTIS…because she’s lazy.

Are you feeling lucky, probably not as lucky as the AI that her pictures were run through in efforts to make the old hag seem youthful…or at the very least smoothed out….that AI was probably excited with all the resources it got to tap into to make it jerk-off-able…

Dumb or lazy, I’m going with lazy…

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