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2026

05

Jun

Carmen Electra’s AI Ass of the Day

Carmen Electra may think saying she has an AI ass is a compliment, like that her ass is banging.

There are narcissistic weirdos who fully believe that the AI is them.

They can have the AI write them a novel and they’ll think it’s their masterful work.

They can run their pictures through AI Filters and images and think to themselves that they are as hot as the AI is making them, so the AI isn’t rebuilding them, he’s just amplifying their already hotness.

They are they same people, like Carmen Electra, who have fake tits and think that they have hot tits, monetize the tits, like they are their own tits, when the first set were a 5,000 purchase.

She’s been a fraud her entire career, so selling AI versions of her ass to her loser retard fans, seems far less evil or manipulative than it is, but it is evil and manipulative.

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2026

07

May

Carmen Electra Taking a Shit Fetish Content of the Day

Carmen Electra is 100 fucking years old. It’s been 40 or more years since she was a top Playboy chick that was discovered by Prince working for MTV….

She has since faded away, it usually happens when these bitches slowly rot, but thanks to modern technology, AI filters, plastic surgery fillers and botox, hair dyes and make-up, she is able to give you, the loser who jerked off to her 40 years ago, some new content to keep that weird fucking dream alive.

I was never impressed by a chick with fake tits, her ability to save 5,000 dollars at the time wasn’t all that impressive, even if she took those tits and made amazing ROI on that 5,0000.

So I guess I never really gave a shit about Carmen Electra….so I don’t really give a shit about a menopausal Carmen Electra taking a shit on a porch because she couldn’t get inside fast enough….as these things happen with aging…INCONTINENCE, CANCERS, BLOWN OUT ASSHOLES FROM ANAL….you know diaper shit…

I’m not into girls taking shits in general, I like to pretend they don’t, especially when licking their assholes….

I don’t mind them peeing on me though, so I guess we can pretend this is menopause peeing herself…

Either way, she’s still living the dream…making money off the tits….invest in yourself and you could do better than the stock market…

People out there, ELECTRA BROS will EAT HENTA VIRUS off those tits, so this one’s for you sickos.

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2026

13

Mar

Carmen Electra at a Cancer Event Because She’s Old and Rotting of the Day

Carmen Electra is at some cancer event because she’s old as fuck and clearly has HPV face…

She is Cancer’s TARGET MARKET….

I don’t know what in the bootleg Madam Tussaud happened to her, but this is straight from a Chinese Amusement Park’s resort town’s boardwalk that looks like an Atlantic City boardwalk….

You know, a place where they have their own off-brand version of all the American tourist traps you’d find at the boardwalk…like Wipley’s Bereve Is Or Now, The Fun House they call the Fang Wowse and Madang Tusu, featuring offensive wax figurines made of toxic wax that poisons the children who interact with the exhibits due to Chinese chemicals in their manufacturing…..

If you know what I mean…

They say it’s Carmen Electra, but it’s 30 years after she was hot, and now she’s some hybrid human…more chemical that organic matter and it’s terrifying…

Unless you’re really into how old implants hold up as skin thins on grannies…

The worst thing about all this is that she’s on OnlyFans and people pay her monthly subscriptions and she doesn’t even show them her balls…HOW sad are those fucking people….VERY sad….sadder than her balls.

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2025

21

Apr

Carmen Electra in Lingerie for Easter of the Day

Carmen Electra must be in her 50s, but like every other whore over on the internet, she’s filtering the fuck out of herself, running her through AI and I guess her argument is that she has to have something for the AI to work with.

The hotness of Carmen Electra may be a memory of yesteryear when she was an hot fake titty, personality who played the important role of hot fake titty personality in a time when we needed the industry to pull these whores out of the pile of whores that wanted her level of celebrity, people like Prince would endorse these people, making her fake tits more important than the average whore’s fake tits.

The modern hotness of Carmen Electra is that she sells shitty nudes to losers as a cash grab scam, but she’s also managed to maintain the face injections, the fake fucking face, the fake fucking tits, in order to give the AI something to work with….so celebrate the 50 year old spread legged, Spring Themed, with some CAKE…..

People jerk off to Anime or Cartoons, which this is pretty much the equivalent of, but knowing a real woman is behind the creative liberty the AI has taken, may make it less weird to pay to jerk off to….

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2025

17

Mar

Carmen Electra Wishes You a Happy Saint Paddy’s Day

It’s apparently Saint Patrick’s Day today, or yesterday or tomorrow…but if you’re drunk enough, it can be Saint Patrick’s day every day.

I am not really sure why a holiday devoted to the man who brought Jesus to Ireland has turned into a mom puking in a back alley at the annual parade, but that’s just where humanity takes things.

I am sure that I don’t need any excuse to drink a Guinness, because Guinness is the medicine we all need, just don’t tell an Irishman you are fighting in your life to drink a Guinness, like the crazed leprechaun because they will drunkenly hit you with “we don’t like that stereotype, my granpappy died of alcoholism”….which is why Irish have that stereotype, it’s not like there’s anything else to do in Ireland but fuck sheep….

Anyway….Carmen Electra decided to LAZILY wish you a HAPPY ST PADDY’s with WEED LEAF titty cuz they are green, not SHAMROCK SHAKE TITTIS…because she’s lazy.

Are you feeling lucky, probably not as lucky as the AI that her pictures were run through in efforts to make the old hag seem youthful…or at the very least smoothed out….that AI was probably excited with all the resources it got to tap into to make it jerk-off-able…

Dumb or lazy, I’m going with lazy…

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2024

09

Aug

Carmen Electra’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

Carmen Electra is a legacy whore.

She’s 100 fucking years old and has been whoring since her youth, back when Prince decided to create her…probably under real wholesome conditions…because when a midget famous person lures in a young eager chick who grew up to be a fake titty model in Playboy…you know it’s a wholesome origin story….one they’d make a Christmas movie about….”Miracles in Minneapolis Streets”

She’s in a sheer top, showing off her tits, which are actually purchased tits, so they’re basically someone else’s tits..presented as hers and she’s far too old for this kind of insanity, but thanks to photoshop she can keep the dream alive for those OnlyFans subscribers….because she’s garbage fucking trash…

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2023

16

May

Carmen Electra Relives Her Now Very Vintage Playboy Days of the Day

We get it Carmen Electra, if that’s even your real name, you were once in Playboy back in the early 70s, when most of us were going through puberty, because you’re a fucking dinosaur with bolt on tits, but STILL a dinosaur.

Her Playboy magazine isssues are so old they are probably selling at auction as antiques and not because of her being in them, but because there’s only a dozen still around after the great Chicago fire of 1810….

I thought with age and in Carmen’s case, A LOT OF AGE, comes wisdom, or experience, or different strains of herpes making you immune because they cancel each other out, which I guess I can’t confirm or deny via these photos, but I can say that clearly she didn’t learn after ALL these years that a TITTY flash IS not enough for the fans, we need spread asshole, butt plugs, dildo riding, insertion…

This is a new era, girls do this shit for fun on instagram stories, and don’t ask for 10 dollars a month for three losers who haven’t moved on with their life…

A tit flash, barely porn in Europe, yet asking suckers to pay up, is EXTORTION….

We can see tit on CABLE, we see BOX on CABLE, we don’t need to pay ELECTRA to see her tits, like they are even her real tits…

This is not your grannies smut era, or in Carmen ELectra’s case her SMUT era as she is the granny, so I’m pretty disappointed, but her photoshop and filter skills are entetaining…and you gotta give the old bat some credit for not quitting, not giving up, and pursuing her dream of showing off the tits.

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2023

13

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Cowgirl in Chaps Photoshoot of the Day

I guess this is a preview to Carmen Electra’s OnlyFans content. She’s trying to recruit subscribers because it is lucrative. However, I think she’s famous enough to have a top level deal with the OnlyFans people who were likely nerds when Carmen Electra was at her peak in the 2000s and working with her is their dreams, their validation for all the work they’ve done in porn to become the billionaires they are today….

It’s like when the SNAP dude married Miranda Kerr who had been with multiple billionaires before him, possibly a little groupie behavior from a busy teen billionaire….

What I will say is that as pathetic as running an OnlyFans is for these already rich people, these should be retired people, there’s something to be said about her commitment to being jerked off to.

From her early days on Playboy, through a viral before people went viral career, she’s consistently presented herself as a fuck toy, a sex object, a fetish and even in her old age, she’s still doing the same shit, and that means it’s pretty true to her opportunism and I like consistency and steady things, especially when it comes to WHORING. It feels authentic, like the daddy issues and seeking validation and easy money is so deeply ingrained in her, she’ll be spreading her ass at the Old Folks home…..not crying about feminism, being sexualized at parties, or being creeped on by dudes who gave her opportunities, like the new generation whores with regret once they made it to justify their whoring and presenting themselves as victims that we have today…..

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2023

24

Feb

Carmen Electra’s in the Bath…..of the Day

I don’t know why I hate on these old school, blast from the past, bolt on titty models, turned personalities, when it was harder for a hot chick to rise to the ranks of hot chick with the tits, because there wasn’t a social media to democracize the process, through social media fakery, gaming the system, buying fake likes and follows, doing other digital marketing tactics to secure the followers, including but not limited to showing as much tit as possible….basically taking the corporate interest out of the whole equation…we don’t need you MEDIA to TELL US what we find hot…

But yeah, Carmen Electra’s a fucking classic, I should be pumped that she’s not too rich and snobby to pull her tits out for the fans, because it’s what she likes doing, it’s what she knows…

Instead I should be celebrating it, because old broads can be desperate too, and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything it HUMANIZES these bitches who some of you probably thought were so unattainable and high end….NOW you know just how basic and simple they are….that should inspire you….or at the very least make you want to look at their tits…

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2022

19

Dec

Carmen Electra Airbrushed Nipple of the Day

I don’t know if this is Carmen Electra’s AI art of herself, or her actual self in what would likely be filtered and photoshopped since she’s a leathery old hag, but I don’t care because her 1990s round as shit fake tit that we’ll assume is not the same tit you used to jack off to, but rather an upgraded tit, is nostalgic….even if you’re like me and hate fake tits.

It’s nice to see that despite the surgeries, she’s still got her nipples intact, that’s always a good thing when you land an old whore who made her money whoring, and who apparently is still whoring because it’s either all she knows, she doesn’t care now that she’s older, it’s a good revenue stream, or she is delusional and still thinks she’s hot because she’s Carmen Electra and not someone she sees as “old as shit Carmen Electra”….maybe it’s all of the above….

You know, old sex object in the mainstream from 20 years ago, knows how to monetize the tits on a professional level, at least comparedd to all the other gutter whores of the era who never became Carmen Electra…who thinks she’s still hot, because she’s told she is by her fans, I mean she’s not hot and maintains any sex appeal she can and who was probably offered big money to hop into the work she knows so well, that she is a master of even all these years later, in a “what the fuck else is she to do”…..and when she’s smoothing herself out, covering the scars, pock marks, wrinkles, I’m ALMOST into it, and why wouldn’t I be..It’s Carmen Electra fools..

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