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2022

17

Nov

Carmen Electra Bath of the Day

Carmen Electra is clearly too old for the internet, it happened when she was already famous, so she didn’t really have to dive into emails or social media, she could just have some thirsty intern excited to be working for a legend like Carmen Electra manage that shit for her….

So seeing her dive into the OnlyFans thing, obviously as a quick cash grab, that I’ll assume OnlYFans gave her a premium bonus to participate in, because the idea of her figuring out how to sell sexts seems like too much work, even if she knew her fans were as loyal as they were to sign up…was a bit of a shocker….

That’s not to say she hasn’t been nude forever or that she shouldn’t get nude in her life…it’s to say that she’s been nude forever, and forever is a long time, so maybe it’s ok to hang up the fake tits and be the granny aged lady that you are. Play pickleball it’s all the rage….retire in a 55+ Florida community, be the hottie in said community, get all the rich guys to buy you things knowing you were the girl they jerked off to when they were in their 30s….keep the nudity to yourself, this isn’t a gift…

More importantly, if she is going to sext, she should figure out how to get the FEEDBACK out of the videos, it makes trying to jerk off to GRANY SPONGE BATH geriatric fetish porn high anxiety….the sounds….are…destroying….my mind…..

In conclusion, at least she’s having fun, not giving a shit and getting paid.

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2016

05

Oct

Carmen Kass Nipple Through Her Shirt for Some Magazine of the Day

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Carmen Kass is some lipless model – who is pushing 40. I’ve never heard of her, because I guess I don’t really care about her, but I did do a little WIKIPEDIA search for you, so when you have your twitter fights with other virgin losers on whatever FORUM you hang out on – because you don’t have any friends…and I found out some fascinating things….like that she was the president of the Estonian Chess Federation from 2004 to 2011…because she’s Estonian..and these communists, along with being tall sex workers in fashion, are also very into chess…it’s how they had a good time back when they didn’t have TVs….so they do military training through boardgames…all strategic and smart, nerdy and hot….all while getting naked for fashion..

Other interesting facts are that she was discovered at 14. Like so many other models…which is creepy…and now at 38….she’s still showing nipple…all strategic and smart….not bad for 38….which is normally really fucking bad…except when it comes with blow jobs…

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