Carmen Electra is a fucking titty dinosaur, which is about as fake in the titty as the actual dinosaurs they try to trick you into thinking are real to confuse you and force you to believe in the evolution theory to denounce god.

She is still a whore which is pretty remarkable, I think it’s one of those things I’ve experienced at the strip club many times when the day shift girls look like they’ve seen better days, or better decades….

I am talking granny strippers who won’t give up showing their cunt, grinding on you like the diaper they should be wearing at the old folks home…who just can’t give up.

Once a whore always a whore, some Christmas miracle shit….and by shit I mean literal shit….I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel and taking the millions to some resort town to die instead of HOLDING onto the dream thanks to AI and other modern tech that allows her to continue the gross hustle…

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You know, I started out a hater on this Carmen Electra being 300 years too old to be sexualizing herself like it was still the late 90s, thinking how shameless and pathetic the cash grap that is OnlyFans is for these women who just can’t refuse a paycheck to sexualize themselves, but then I realized that she probably brokered a fat up front deal, so she’s not like the girls of reddit chasing each and every dude to sign up to her shit, she just instead produces the content to meet her obligations as as an actor, not a very good actor, but an actor, she can compartmentalize the shit while getting paid stupid money…

So when I realized that she is likely getting paid heavy up front, that this is just an extension of everyhting she’s always done, the fact that she’s an old leathery weathered plastic surgery ridden rotting shell of what she was….just didn’t matter anymore and I could go back to appreciating an old timey whore being old and a whore….the way nature probably didn’t intend, but it’s the 2020s motherfuckers, with technology we can override nature…

So here she is getting into her rich lady pool in a slutty bikin iand her ass looks as good as it probably could and better than a lot of less motivated ass out there, so leathery, plastic surgery ridden, rotten shell of an ass or not, you know all incontinent thanks to menopause and HPV hysterectomies, just add to the fucking flavor…..

I am a fan.

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I guess this is Carmen Electra trying to wash the filth off now that she’s pretty much 50 years old and at the stage in the game where she can throw in her implants and hang them up for retirement, you can’t be a glamour model used for tits and ass forever, at a certain point you rot like yogurt.

But instead of hanging the implants up on her trophy self, thanking them for all they’ve done to her, she’s decided to take a payout to become a low level selfie pornographer on Onlyfans….

I get it, the money is probably good, and fans may still subscribe to her weird attempt at sexting after being from an era where hired photographers did the sexting for you, but money isn’t everything, but I guess it is for whores who don’t want to give up being jerked off to…..because it will mean they are basically dead….no longer with purpose or meaning….because that’s what being a vapid slut who objectified herself her entire career is….

I’m not mad that Carmen Electra is in the bath, just weirded out by it because it’s sad.

In conclusion, after looking at the tits in the bath, I’ve decided that the whole selling her nudes is not so bad on a superficial level, she’s still got it going on enough……it’s just a little pathetic…but get it when you can I guess.

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Carmen Electra probably got a cash deal with OnlyFans, because I can’t believe that she was so bored or money hungry or broke that she’d hop onto selling nudes to paid subscribers like she was some straight up porn slut for 10-20 dollars a month per member ,because I just don’t think old school sluts who have succeeded and made millions off being sluts really think of things from a 20 dollar buy in perspective, but if I was OnlyFans, making billions of dollars off the backs of a generation of lazy whores who have no God in their lives, so they figure selling nudes and making their cunts a commodity that can be seen for very little money, because they have no self respect but they do have a love for money….I’d throw 1,000,000 dollars at Carmen Electra, knowing I’d get the marketing buzz, and 20 percent of the thirsty fans who still exist.

So I get the Playboy chick doing what she knows, I just think she’s a little old to be going down this road, in some attempt to fight the rot, and because you can’t officially fight the rot, her face looks fucking clown-like, but with the photoshop, the body doesn’t look as expired as you know it is, and we’re not even talking about her fleshy vagina that you know has seen some shit, which would make it more interesting to people paying money to this hag to see her cunt, only to get yellow bikini pics, lame.

Anyway, another woman reducing herself to a body that relies on men to survive and thrive, so empowering to be a hooker, AIN’T IT…maybe if you’re a street whore who makes it through it alive….that’s like some urban survivalist shit….but some coddled celebrity prostituting herself, pretty weak.

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Carmen Electra is still Carmen Electra, even if she’s a botox, filler, filtered version of the Carmen Electra we once knew and loved, who was also plastic back then, so she’d have to be plastic and probably titanium now that she’s older and more rotten!

Clearly, she’s still got some slutty fucking outfits that she’s taken outside with a towel, to not get her asshole too cold from that cemement, at her age, sitting on concrete asshole first is guaranteed Hemorrhoids!

It is pretty bold that she took it to the streets, one of those TikTok Challenges, only for Old People who don’t understand smart phones of “sluttiest outfit in public” that I am sure her neighbors are happy about, just not as happy as the pool cue that she’s sexually assaulting!

I mean, she’s old, she’s photoshopped, she’s fake as shit, but I’m liking the effort she’s putting into her smut, it’s easy to make good smut, you’d think her old 90s work ethic and experience would next level her content from the lazy new generation! She’s not quite there yet, but I believe in her!

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I don’t know who Carmen Electra’s creative director is, but it is safe to say that she hasn’t got one, because this smutty content of the dinosaur is terrifying.

Maybe it’s a case of being stuck in the 90s, which isn’t that bad of a thing considering how shit the 2020s are, but not stuck in the 90s in a good way, you know, like brining the 90s vibes to the content, but bringing 90s “I only make money with my tits” to some weird edited pics that look demonic…

That’s not to say that I wouldn’t want to try to impregnate Carmen Electra, she’s Carmen Electra and I am stuck in the 90s too, plus the menopause would make it fun to try to impregnate her, you know “ONE MORE TIME GIRL, MAYBE WE WILL GET IT THIS TIME” before dying of whatever diseases she’s picked up along the way!

At her age, the Netflix and chill probably ends at 9 pm with some freshly baked cookies, so that you can focus on getting your fuck on with the tranny you pay from Tinder, since free sex doesn’t exist anymore, but maybe it never did.

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I’m pretty sure I’ve already posted about how Carmen Electra has made the cash grab decision in her old age to sell shitty nudes to the fans who are still around, since they are still around, they’re likely very keen on her, and basically putty in her hand that she can convert to her nude subscription model website.

All the old timers who built their careers up as women to jerk off to, most of whom we’ve already seen naked, but don’t really care to see them naked now that they are 50, but apparently a bunch of people do.

It’s pretty lazy and pathetic times really, especially when you see the dog shit pictures these people put together all half assed pretending it’s some hot and compelling content to suck in the money to make it a cash grab, because I guess if it required work, talent, skill, effort, it would make the million dollars a month far less desirable, but the joke is that they can do dog shit like this, pass it off as a nude and the fans so pathetic they come in for more.

I don’t hate Carmen Electra, I don’t eve think she’s ugly, I just got her nudes from the 90s, and they’ll do, I don’t need to watch the humiliation process of her aging out but holding on, even if it makes her serious hooker money….it’s NOT all about the money bro.

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Carmen Electra may be on the stem cell treatment all these rich, vapid and vain idiots are into. They fly down to Mexico and get aborted fetus, or maybe it’s foreskin skin, which is the reason these demons cut off the foreskin, to use for the stem cells, all to make them age better.

Carmen Electra may be on the blood transfusions with children’s blood to help keep her young…you know STEAL THEIR LIFE FORCE.

Carmen Electra may even be a clone, since they have the technology to make clones and these psychopaths are all about uploading their brain to the cloud, to download into the host bodies they choose….I know, sounds crazy but you can clone your dog for 50k in Texas, if you don’t think they do that with humans to give them eternal life, you’re crazy…

Maybe Carmen Electra is just face injected, never shy about her plastic surgery that made her the hot Playboy / Host she became….

But I know she’s got her new tits out, they look a little plastic, but since they are Carmen Electras and I am also old, I am into it. I wonder if she’s selling nudes like all those other whores.

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