You know, I started out a hater on this Carmen Electra being 300 years too old to be sexualizing herself like it was still the late 90s, thinking how shameless and pathetic the cash grap that is OnlyFans is for these women who just can’t refuse a paycheck to sexualize themselves, but then I realized that she probably brokered a fat up front deal, so she’s not like the girls of reddit chasing each and every dude to sign up to her shit, she just instead produces the content to meet her obligations as as an actor, not a very good actor, but an actor, she can compartmentalize the shit while getting paid stupid money…

So when I realized that she is likely getting paid heavy up front, that this is just an extension of everyhting she’s always done, the fact that she’s an old leathery weathered plastic surgery ridden rotting shell of what she was….just didn’t matter anymore and I could go back to appreciating an old timey whore being old and a whore….the way nature probably didn’t intend, but it’s the 2020s motherfuckers, with technology we can override nature…

So here she is getting into her rich lady pool in a slutty bikin iand her ass looks as good as it probably could and better than a lot of less motivated ass out there, so leathery, plastic surgery ridden, rotten shell of an ass or not, you know all incontinent thanks to menopause and HPV hysterectomies, just add to the fucking flavor…..

I am a fan.

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