Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in…

That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old…

All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby.

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It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s.

It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this…

But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

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Sometimes I look at Carmen Electra and wonder if she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old.

Even the fact she calls herself Carmen Electra still is so funny to me. It’s like bitch needs to grow up already…and look the part her face as chosen for her…being middle aged housewife with pictures of herself on her wall to remember the good years.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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I like to make fun of old women holding onto their sex appeal and youth as hard as they fucking can, from more plastic surgery than what they had in the 90s to make people care about them in the first place….but I understand her pain,..it’s like people only cared about you cuz you were hot, it was your one marketable skill and the only reason you got work, so seeing yourself age is some scary shit, that could bring on anxiety and fear…that you’ll never work again and that people will laugh and tease your narcissistic ass, because that ass is all she values herself with….but it turns out that even at 100 years old…she’s amazing…the kind of mom who isn’t a mom and that is probably the main reason she’s still amazing…I would like to stepfather the children of…I mean..seriously..these may be staged, obvious and even pathetic on the surface, but I got no complaints when it comes to girls getting half naked…ever…

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Last year, when I heard that Carmen Electra was hosting a local night club for 2,000 dollars, I thought she had hit rock bottome.

It turned out that I was wrong.

Because in that year, she’s decided to come up with some stage show, despite being 40, where she actually sings and dances like some kind of poptart, despite being 40, and the whole thing, despite her still having a hot enough body, and rockin’ fake tits, is a horrible fucking joke.

She played some McDonald’s sponsored event and I can’t find video of it, because I assume it was that bad, and everyone was too busy laughing.

At least she looks classy – more 40 year old women need to dress and act like this.

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Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.

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Carmen Electra decided to perform at someone’s birthday this past weekend…now I am not sure whether she was hired to perform as some kind of sick joke mocking her for being willing to get up on stage at 45 and pull this shit it….or if someone legitimately wanted to see Carmen Electra perform…or if this was actually just for fun…you know to be playful amongst friends…and the paparazzi just happened to be there…I just know it happened…and her fit body…looks fucking amazing…and despite hating girls over 30…I think I may be in love…and that’s not just because I liked her when she was relevant in the 90s…it is because this girl knows how to fucking move….a star stripper…who keeps her clothes on…I’m a fan…

Here’s teh video….and it is amazing

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Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…

Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward…..

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