I don’t know who Carmen Electra’s creative director is, but it is safe to say that she hasn’t got one, because this smutty content of the dinosaur is terrifying.

Maybe it’s a case of being stuck in the 90s, which isn’t that bad of a thing considering how shit the 2020s are, but not stuck in the 90s in a good way, you know, like brining the 90s vibes to the content, but bringing 90s “I only make money with my tits” to some weird edited pics that look demonic…

That’s not to say that I wouldn’t want to try to impregnate Carmen Electra, she’s Carmen Electra and I am stuck in the 90s too, plus the menopause would make it fun to try to impregnate her, you know “ONE MORE TIME GIRL, MAYBE WE WILL GET IT THIS TIME” before dying of whatever diseases she’s picked up along the way!

At her age, the Netflix and chill probably ends at 9 pm with some freshly baked cookies, so that you can focus on getting your fuck on with the tranny you pay from Tinder, since free sex doesn’t exist anymore, but maybe it never did.

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