I make fun of these old as shit celebs for posting lame ass half naked sexual content because I know they are just desperately trying to compete with influencers on social media in the most basic fucking way, and with the budgets they have, they access they have, the teams they have, the support they have, you know, since they are celebs and not some 18 year old with a dream, it becomes pretty lazy, boring, lame, pathetic, even though we still get to see the goods!

But, when you’re Sofia Vergara, who ran to America illegally and slept around for a decade and a half as a single mother, only to hit the right network of pervert dudes, who allowed her to be cast on a hit show, with her Latina Fetish accent, it pretty much seems true and honest a representation of her story, old or not, this is her hustle and it doesn’t look all that bad, probably edited to shit, but that’s an ass! I’m into it.

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