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2022

17

Nov

Carmen Electra Bath of the Day

Carmen Electra is clearly too old for the internet, it happened when she was already famous, so she didn’t really have to dive into emails or social media, she could just have some thirsty intern excited to be working for a legend like Carmen Electra manage that shit for her….

So seeing her dive into the OnlyFans thing, obviously as a quick cash grab, that I’ll assume OnlYFans gave her a premium bonus to participate in, because the idea of her figuring out how to sell sexts seems like too much work, even if she knew her fans were as loyal as they were to sign up…was a bit of a shocker….

That’s not to say she hasn’t been nude forever or that she shouldn’t get nude in her life…it’s to say that she’s been nude forever, and forever is a long time, so maybe it’s ok to hang up the fake tits and be the granny aged lady that you are. Play pickleball it’s all the rage….retire in a 55+ Florida community, be the hottie in said community, get all the rich guys to buy you things knowing you were the girl they jerked off to when they were in their 30s….keep the nudity to yourself, this isn’t a gift…

More importantly, if she is going to sext, she should figure out how to get the FEEDBACK out of the videos, it makes trying to jerk off to GRANY SPONGE BATH geriatric fetish porn high anxiety….the sounds….are…destroying….my mind…..

In conclusion, at least she’s having fun, not giving a shit and getting paid.

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