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2022

26

Sep

Carmen Electra Aqua Fit of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that I’ve fapped to Carmen Electra, I am going with I definitely didn’t fap to her, but it was the 90s and a far simpler time, where some fake tit cleavage went a long fucking way, I mean, we were jerking off to music videos because we didn’t have access to porn and women were more obsolete than they are now, in that they rarely put out without having to wine them and dine them multiple times and even then, they’d rarely put out, especially if you were a degenerate with nothing to offer them, even those rich girls who wanted to bring a loser home to piss of their dads, that’s not to say fucking didn’t happen, it’s just to say jerkin off to MTV was easier.

She was hot, she was iconic, that was then, this is now, and now looks like she hasn’t got the budget to hire filmers and is taking her old lady, no concept of how technology works, trying to make some money off the fans like a money grubbing, addicted to being jerked off to whore still chasing that dream, and it’s creepy content.

I am hoping this is the preview shit, not the actual shit the subscribers see, because it’s pretty fucking shit and if you think this is hot, dude, you’ve been on the computer too fucking long and they’ve indoctrinated you with the muppet face, duck face, photoshop, creepy augmented reality pussy!

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2022

30

Jun

Carmen Electra Tits of the Day

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I didn’t know that Carmen Electra was on Only Fans reliving the glory days of Playboy, when people hired and paid her to be a naked fake titty whore, rather than her going out there and being a self starter about it….

I guess she’s trying to play the whole geriatric angle of life as a hot chick from the 90s has been good, so let’s not ever give it up….even in her 50s and I guess for some people who like the whore at the end of the gangbang, that’s exciting….

I’m more into being first in line at the gangbang, or even being with the girl years before she ends up deciding to do the gangbang, you know when she’s wholesome and less destroyed on a spiritual level….only to jerk off to her in her gangbang all those years later after everything’s gone wrong.

I am not against rich whores who made it in the 90s still trying after years of being forgotten, even if I find it pretty pathetic…..easy money is too tempting to say no to when you’re a career whore, so pull them bolt on titties out like you’re still under 30, when you are in no way, shape or form looking anything like you did when you were under 30…

No plaster, filler, filters and CGI post production video effects will ever bring her back and anyone paying to see her tits, instead of googling them at her prime, is a fucking weirdo. THERE IS AN INTERNET ARCHIVE FOR A REASON freaks.

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2018

18

Sep

Carmen Electra Nude Old Lady Shoot of the Day

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Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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2017

06

Jun

Carmen Electra Big Tits of the Day

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It’s kind of fun watching Carmen Electra expire…

It’s like those experiments you do in elementary school, no not on the kids you fucking creep, the ones where you take food and put it in a jar and you watch it rot, whether in your locker or for a lame science fair class…

It’s seeing the effect of plastic surgery melt away, age weirdly, and still think it’s hot because the tits are big, her body fit, and her entire existence has been based upon this..

Carmen Electra….research project….I’m into.

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2016

08

Feb

Carmen Electra is Working It of the Day

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Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast so much he fucks it when no one is looking, even though it is half dead…it still needs to get done….

There are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…

She doesn’t understand, despite fucking countless athletes, that there is a time in their lives when they need to bow out of the game like he’s Peyton Manning and say – I peaked, it’s time I go enjoy my money and remember my Glory days as a star player, through the injuries I have and pain I feel while either opening up a car dealership by home, or working in the Football industry more behind the scenes….

She doesn’t understand, despite having fucked countless musicians, that even they have to stop the heroin that fuels them becausethey dont’ want to “David Bowie”….because they are old and their bodies can’t keep up…

She just keeps going and going well into her 40s…while no one still knows or understands what she ever did other than Playboy when Playboy could launch career for these glorified instagram models…

That said, she’s got a great body and who really cares what she does, I can ride this notalgia – I’d just want to wear a full body condom

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2015

23

Nov

Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day

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I remember when Carmen Electra was in Playboy so long ago. She turned it into a hosting job at MTV. She turned that into TV and Cameos in movies….and a bunch of random marriages…all being just a set of trashy tits on a trashy girl…who in this era would be low level instagram model…pure cheesy….but there was a time she was really fucking dialed in, and really fucking mattered..

Well, all things come to an end, and when I saw her hosting some random low level party in Montreal a few years ago, I realized despite how hard she tried, she was done…even if she looked as hot as a plastic, filled, botox, LA chick can look…she was old, done, expired…

I think this pic, is just a perfect representation of where her career is…

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2015

20

Oct

Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

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Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance…

Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman…

Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical…

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2015

19

May

Carmen Electra’s See Through Old Lady Strip of the Day

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Carmen Electra is 100 years old…and was used at some AIDS event in Vienna that is apparently the most important AIDS event in the world…as some stripper in see through hosiery…that may or may not be showcasing her nipples…in what may or may not be a feature called “The Amazing She Doesn’t Have Aids Based on her Bottom Feeding Career Filled With Unproducted Hooker-Like Sex with Rich and Famous Dudes”….I hear it was her or Magic Johnson doing Jump Shots to show the world that AIDS or Not…if you’re rich enough you can power through it..

Speaking of AIDs, some people are pretty sensitive about AIDS…but most young people under 25 don’t even know AIDS exist and still think it’s a retro thing that doesn’t matter…meaning no condoms, which is ok, if these idiot kids werent having sex with every single random person they meet on the internet…including but not limited to people like you…and me…

So my prediction is a huge AIDS comeback tour…like it was the Spice Girls…or Carmen Electra still showing tits in her 40s….for AIDS…weird…

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2015

06

Mar

Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies…

Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…

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