I didn’t know that Carmen Electra was on Only Fans reliving the glory days of Playboy, when people hired and paid her to be a naked fake titty whore, rather than her going out there and being a self starter about it….

I guess she’s trying to play the whole geriatric angle of life as a hot chick from the 90s has been good, so let’s not ever give it up….even in her 50s and I guess for some people who like the whore at the end of the gangbang, that’s exciting….

I’m more into being first in line at the gangbang, or even being with the girl years before she ends up deciding to do the gangbang, you know when she’s wholesome and less destroyed on a spiritual level….only to jerk off to her in her gangbang all those years later after everything’s gone wrong.

I am not against rich whores who made it in the 90s still trying after years of being forgotten, even if I find it pretty pathetic…..easy money is too tempting to say no to when you’re a career whore, so pull them bolt on titties out like you’re still under 30, when you are in no way, shape or form looking anything like you did when you were under 30…

No plaster, filler, filters and CGI post production video effects will ever bring her back and anyone paying to see her tits, instead of googling them at her prime, is a fucking weirdo. THERE IS AN INTERNET ARCHIVE FOR A REASON freaks.

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