Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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