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2023

13

Apr

Carmen Electra’s Cowgirl in Chaps Photoshoot of the Day

I guess this is a preview to Carmen Electra’s OnlyFans content. She’s trying to recruit subscribers because it is lucrative. However, I think she’s famous enough to have a top level deal with the OnlyFans people who were likely nerds when Carmen Electra was at her peak in the 2000s and working with her is their dreams, their validation for all the work they’ve done in porn to become the billionaires they are today….

It’s like when the SNAP dude married Miranda Kerr who had been with multiple billionaires before him, possibly a little groupie behavior from a busy teen billionaire….

What I will say is that as pathetic as running an OnlyFans is for these already rich people, these should be retired people, there’s something to be said about her commitment to being jerked off to.

From her early days on Playboy, through a viral before people went viral career, she’s consistently presented herself as a fuck toy, a sex object, a fetish and even in her old age, she’s still doing the same shit, and that means it’s pretty true to her opportunism and I like consistency and steady things, especially when it comes to WHORING. It feels authentic, like the daddy issues and seeking validation and easy money is so deeply ingrained in her, she’ll be spreading her ass at the Old Folks home…..not crying about feminism, being sexualized at parties, or being creeped on by dudes who gave her opportunities, like the new generation whores with regret once they made it to justify their whoring and presenting themselves as victims that we have today…..

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