I don’t know if this is Carmen Electra’s AI art of herself, or her actual self in what would likely be filtered and photoshopped since she’s a leathery old hag, but I don’t care because her 1990s round as shit fake tit that we’ll assume is not the same tit you used to jack off to, but rather an upgraded tit, is nostalgic….even if you’re like me and hate fake tits.

It’s nice to see that despite the surgeries, she’s still got her nipples intact, that’s always a good thing when you land an old whore who made her money whoring, and who apparently is still whoring because it’s either all she knows, she doesn’t care now that she’s older, it’s a good revenue stream, or she is delusional and still thinks she’s hot because she’s Carmen Electra and not someone she sees as “old as shit Carmen Electra”….maybe it’s all of the above….

You know, old sex object in the mainstream from 20 years ago, knows how to monetize the tits on a professional level, at least comparedd to all the other gutter whores of the era who never became Carmen Electra…who thinks she’s still hot, because she’s told she is by her fans, I mean she’s not hot and maintains any sex appeal she can and who was probably offered big money to hop into the work she knows so well, that she is a master of even all these years later, in a “what the fuck else is she to do”…..and when she’s smoothing herself out, covering the scars, pock marks, wrinkles, I’m ALMOST into it, and why wouldn’t I be..It’s Carmen Electra fools..

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