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Archive for the Britney Spears Category

2024

03

Jul

Starting the Day with Britney Spears Creepiness of the Day

I have decided that Britney Spears is basically a premise of some kind of evil horror movie, where the girl was created by the industry in the Disney Cloning labs and the second she started going off course from their scheduled programming and became unpredictable, they killed her off, replaced her with a body double or medicated the fuck out of her under some conservatorship of her handler, who cared so much about her well being that they basically farmed her out to the world performing, the one place a jacked up on meds girl would do if she was living in a brothel and her pimp needed to make his rent money.

Anyway, I like to think this gapped tooth Britney they pretend is free is an imposter we’ve just accepted as Britney because we are dumb and believe what we are sold.

She feels like she produces hostage videos as she dances and tugs on her shorts….awkwardly and not like a top pop star would…

But her thick neck. and downward facing nipples make me think it is actually the real Britney….it’s just a lot sadder when it’s not some elaborate conspiracy of murder, body doubles, medication, scandal….and instead just some destroyed victim of abuse trying to figure it out weirdly…..

Regardless of whether this is Britney, AI, or a body double, whoever this is doesn’t run her social media…there are SINISTER forces at play.

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2024

28

Jun

Britney Spears Old Lady Sloppy Titty Dance of the Day

I don’t know why the only interesting thing in pop culture is the Britney Spears storyline I’ve created in my head, where the free Britney is actually an AI digital filter or body double because the real Britney is dead. They call it the thick neck filter.

I am not even interested in the Lohan comeback on Freaky Friday 2 with her PRIDE MONTH movie about Jamie Lee Curtis’ hermaphrodaic cock turning into a fire crotch…and Lohan was the targeted personality in the early stages of the site…because we needed a hook and she was the ultimate…

So as an outdated late 90s blogger, which is humiliating to admit, hence my terrible marketing skills…Britney still stimulates…but that could just be the crazy corpse with sloppy braless tits who constantly shows off her pubic bone content her team puts out there…

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2024

26

Jun

Old Lady Britney Spears Clone Gets Dirty in the Garden in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears posted some garden erotica for the perverts out there.

She’s rocking a skimpy bikini that she pulls down for you to see her bald pubic bone, which is exhilerating for those of you who are interested in almost seeing Britnery’s well kempt mom box that we can assume has seen some shit and at time smelled like shit…there was that era she didn’t shower in her “crazy”….

The thick necked old lady who is apparently free is showing off some pretty low level gardening skills, but I’d still subscribe to the YT channel.

Sure, it may not teach me how to horticulture, but it taps into whore culture and I like that.

We may not be able to live off the land with the produce we end up growing with her guidance, but we can imagine latching onto her mom tit and living off those until the heavy psychotic meds take us out.

What I am saying is that Britnery is inspiring….even if she’s AR or a Body Double…I’d like to be her personal assistant.

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2024

24

Jun

Britney Spears Tit Out of the Day

Britney Spears is the highlight of all of our pop culture celebrity gossip lives, because she’s not that AI they call Taylor Swift that is taking over the minds of retards everywhere….they call themselves SWIFTIES but that’s just being nice or even rude because they are retards….you know like calling a retard bright light or sharp guy…or other naked to let the world know you’re joking because clearly dude’s a retard.

Britney Spears is from a better era of jerking off to pop stars in their music videos….

She’s probably dead and this is likely old content or AI like Taylor Swift, trying to takeover the world and destroy society….but even when dead popstars or AI version of popstars have their nipples out, they matter to me.

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2024

13

Jun

Britney Spears in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

I would assume that the only thing interesting in celebrity gossip, since this is basically a celebrity gossip site, even thought I know nothing about celebrities, and it’s really more a celebrity titty site because celebrities happened to post their tits consistently when I was starting the site and getting the normies I was more interested in to allow me to post their tits was a huge fucking headache…so thanks to laziness we are here…

Celebrity is pretty non existent now that everyone thinks they are a celebrity, or have the ability to be a celebrity, and that level of narcissism or learned narcissism makes them not care about celebs unless they can use it as a content piece in their own celeb, like going to a Taylor Swift contest.

So the old timer celebs like Britney Spears are really the last generation of organic celebrity, natural celebrity, celebrity bred in their own cloning labs that forced the normies out, or that rarely allowed a normie in, unless the normie sacrificed a goat or worse….

Britney Spears is a classic, we’ve all seen her or the replacement models and AI rendering of her grow into this free and nutty person…

I am convinced she’s dead or they’ve swapped her own with new clones, which would explain why she posted a tribute to her middle earth technician saying “HI”.

She is apparently in Mexico, where she got lost for an hour, and decided to post yellow bikini and birkenstock lesbian footwear, tits out and bottoms pulled down, because that’s what a FREE celebrity does….when they are free….they make videos that feel like hostage beheading videos of Liveleak past…

Fun to try to jerk off to though.

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2024

09

May

Britney Spears Handstand Walking of the Day

Britney Spears posted some complaint or grievance about the location of this video being shot in her hotel room in Vegas, where she lived for years, for free, thanks to having a huge Vegas show, where all was likely catered to her, being some horrible experience, because “she lived there by herself for all those years”….when we all thought she was under strict control all those years….get your story straight.

I have always said that she was abducted in plain site and no one gave a fuck, which is truth…but at the same time, she was rich and held in captivity in a Vegas penthouse, which is the kind of prison some of us save for our whole lives to experience.

The point is she’s doing a handstand walk, keeping herself entertained, and with any fitness or really position a women puts herself in, I’m thinking of the ways she can get fucked in that position, not quite a talent, more of retardation…

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2024

30

Apr

Britney Spears Grabbing Her Titties of the Day

Britney Spears, or the actor who is playing Britney Spears, or the AI that is playing Britney, or Britnery as I like to call her, is causing a little controversy.

I’m not sure if it’s from her grabbing her tits while producing half dead dance videos that don’t really feel like they are a professionally trained top of the charts performer who has done this kind of thing for over 20 years. They feel like a sluggish drunk woman won Disability celebrating her birthday at the local bar, all toothless and shit.

The media is saying that she’s going broke with all her outrageous spending on who the fuck knows what since she doesn’t even exist. She is always in the same fucking room doing the same dance in the same clothes that look like they were picked up at a rummage sale back at the Louisiana Church where she grew up.

They say that she NEEDS her conservatorship back to control her banks that she’s being as mental as her dance moves with….

I think it’s all a LIE and that Britnery is actually dead in the basement somewhere and this reanimated Britnery is not the Britney we once jerked off to because MTV was our only porn.

Here she is doing masturbating on a horse.

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2024

24

Apr

The Actress who Plays Britney Spears Weird Titty Grab of the Day

Britney Spears got into a red dress, looking all boxy and mom-like, probably playing dress up because she’s locked in the same room all her content is shot from and it gets boring.

In the video set to Bryan Adams’ Love a Woman Song, which you can watch by pressing PLAY, you will see that she’s posing seductively and dead in the eyes because she is probably AI , her dress strap falls and she puts in back up but only after she grabs a handful of her tits.

I don’t know if it’s AI, body double, replacement Britney, or old content being recycled of Britney, but I do know a mom in a tight dress, all boxy and menopausal is far more exciting when it’s a pop star like Britney Spears and not some chain smoking hag at the bus stop. It’s Britney or they want us to think it’s Britney Bitch…

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2024

01

Apr

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing for Easter of the Day

I guess we should all take a page out of the Britney Spears book and get killed off so that a body double can replace us and live a far more exciting life than us because they are actually stoked to be us or to have our shitty lives, because their lives are seemingly far worse if they are willing to commit to being our replacements.

I am not convinced that these hostage dance videos of Britney Spears are actually Britney Spears, but the popstar has been medicated so hard and she’s in her early 40s, so she’s not going to look like the Britney Spears we all knew and loved watching while she was in captivity.

This Britney Spears has a thick neck like the Britney we were first introduced to all those years ago, so if you do the thick neck test, this gapped too fraud may actually be the real deal.

It doesn’t make her low quality dance videos any better, it just makes them weirder because if this is really the Free Britney being Free, why does she just recycle the same content over and over, content that looks like it was shot 10 years ago or on 10 year old technology, featuring awkward dancing that a professionally trained song and dancer like Britney wouldn’t be able to pull off if she tried to dance badly.

They say that she is on Vacation in Maui, I haven’t seen the paparazzi pics, but she has posted this recycled content to celebrate Easter, in some Easter pastels, and nothing like a resurrection of a dead pop star playing with her tits and trying to be seductive like a crackwhore trying to make rent, to honor that whole Jesus dying for your sins.

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2024

25

Mar

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

I like to think that the Britney Spears organization have been using AI, like the deep fakes they use to manipulate the minds of the masses, with things like Royal Cancer unboxing videos, or Taylor Swift being railed by the team in AI photos….

They’re a big media company and have access to all the consumer grade AI you’d need to create these videos of Britney Spears.

I used to think it was a body double or archive footage because it was such shit quality but that’s too much work, you can just do it CGI style.

So I remain a believer that Britney is dead and not crazy, her freedom is not real and that this content of her being racy in Maui where she is pretending to currently be is all bullshit…but I’ll still watch the story unfold…

I’m not the kind of person to jerk off to cartoons, even realistic ones, but I don’t think I’d be jerking off to Britney n her 40s during some weird mental break or her ultimate demise.

I just find it barely interesting to see how it all unfolds through the content they put out there, gradually getting weirder and weirder, but never any insertion videos.

I think, at least based on the retards I’ve seen, that if she was really nuts, this would be more pornographic….

In these videos, we’ve got low level pornographic, where she’s on the beach pulling down her bathing suit bottoms while spastically grabbing her tits…showing the top of her pubic bone.

In the same bikini inside pushing her tits up…

In a pink bikini and boots on a boat and on the beach fucking the sea…

In a dress holding her tit up in her dress…because her strap broke….

In lingerie looking dress licking the camera….dancing like a mom at a wedding after too many drinks….not like a popstar who has trained her entire life.

They all feel like terrorist hostage videos only with your favorite popstar, not being beheaded, but that’s probably because she’s got too strong of a neck for that, so instead they make the monkey dance….or the AI does it for them.

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